Disclaimer: If I owned Katekyo Hitman Reborn there would be alot of bad things we cant show to the little children watching it.

Summary: Reborn has a new toy. Gokudera will do anything for his beloved boss. And an unexpected person was daydreaming. 18593

Warnings: Rated M just to be safe. MAYBE Yaoi. Shounen-Ai for sure.

Chapter One.

It was quiet.

In Hibari Kyouyas mind, it was to quiet.

As per usual, the Disiplinary Committees Chairman could be found on the roof of his beloved Namimori Middle Schools roof, watching the Herbivore's down below swarm into the schools front doors.

Also as per usual, Sawada Tsunayoahi and his crowd we being annoyingly rowdy.

That annoying silver haired Italian was being extra loud about something this morning.

"Reborn-san! We have no clue what that will do to Jyuudaime! Please do not shoot it!" Ugh. So loud. He shall be bitten to death later.

"Thats right Reborn! You just got that stupid bullet from Italy! With no explanation! We don't know what it will do! What if its something bad?" The infant had a new bullet? Wao. Interesting.

"Exactly, Dame-Tsuna, why you have to find out what it does. So hold still."

"JYUUDAIME!"

BANG!

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"Oh my god. We killed Hibari Kyouya." Herbivore? What? What the hell?

"Jyuudaime! It was not your fault! Reborn-san! Please do something!"

"What am I supposed to do? Its not my fault.~"

"Maa maa, everythings gonna be okay. If that bullet is anything like the one Tsuna always get shot with, he'll be up and jumping around anytime now."

"YOU BASEBALL-NUT! Dont compare Jyuudaime to that bastard!" Oh he's getting bitten for sure now. To the point where no more idiocy shall escape those luscious....lips....What? Luscious?

Hibari chose that time to open his eyes and sit up. He was on the ground of the school roof. Sawada Tsunayoshi, Yamamoto Takeshi, the infant, and Gokudera......Hayato....were all standing around him.

"Ah. Hibari. Your alive?"

"Infant. You know what that bullet does dont you? Tell me."

"As expected from Hibari Kyouya. You fall in love with whoevers voice you last heard before getting shot." Hibari took a moment to sit in stunned silence before he calmly got up and took out his Tonfas. He immediately used them to push Gokudera Hayato up against the wall.

"GAH! You bastard! What the hell are you doing!?"

"Why. Did. You. Have. To. Open. Your. Mouth. Im going to bite you to death!" He proceeded to draw back his other arm and aim at Gokuderas face.

"H-Hibari-san! Stop! Please!"

"Tsuna. Shut up."

Hibari finally looked up into those green-blue eyes.

And froze.

What the hell? He could feel his face get hot and his stomach start to churn.

He got a dark look on his face and pushed his arm forward.....only to hit the wall next to Gokuderas face.

What the hell? What was wrong with him? Why was this Italian Bomber making him feel like a love struck girl?

"We told you Hibari. Your in love with him."

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First Chapter. End.

Wao. I never thought I would be writing this. I dont even know how I came up with this idea. This actually started out as a All18 Crack on paper and somehow evolved into this while I was typing it.

Should I continue???