Sam and Dean Winchester, two hunters of the supernatural and brothers, are leaning against a black 1967 Chevy Impala that is sitting on a traveler ship headed towards England. The older of the two brothers, Dean, is leaned up against the car, eating a bacon cheeseburger while looking out at the water. The younger brother, Sam, is reading through some papers that he laid out on the hood of the car. "It would have been a lot quicker if we just flew to England." Sam stated as he folded up the papers and placed them inside the car.

"No way were we leaving my baby behind." Dean said and he tapped the hood of his car.

Sam just rolled his eyes at his brother. "How can you eat that crap this early in the morning?"

"What? I'm hungry." Dean stated with his mouth full. Bits of the cheeseburger were rolling around his mouth as he chewed. "So why are we going to England again?"

"A man named Dumbledore wants us to teach a class at his school." Sam explained as he held a letter in his hands, which was actually from Dumbledore.

"Dumbledore? What is that? Like a stripper name?" Dean asked before finishing his bacon cheeseburger, crumpling up the wrapper, and tossing the wrapper on the ground.

"No!" Sam exclaimed. "His name is Albus Dumbledore. He's a wizard and he is the Headmaster at a wizarding school called Hogwarts. Apparently they can do magic that is different from the witches we have encountered. They use wands to channel their magic and use Latin words for the spells."

"They go around pointing wooden sticks at people? Do they poke each other with them too?" Dean asked, thinking half of this sounded rather absurd.

Sam just rolled his eyes again. "Forget that. He wants us to teach a class called Supernatural 101. Apparently there is someone named Lord Voldemort who is an evil wizard. He has followers called Death Eaters and Dumbledore said there is no way to know what types of things he will use against the good guys. That's why he wants us to teach this course in case Voldemort is able to use the supernatural as a weapon."

"And just how are we getting to this school since I'm sure it's pretty hidden." Dean wondered as he opened up the car door and sat in the driver's seat.

"Dumbledore has arranged for a man named Rubeus Hagrid to help us with that." Sam explained as he sat in the passenger seat of the car.

"These people got some fucked up names. It's like their parents were tripping on acid when they named them." Dean commented before leaning back and closing his eyes in the seat. He wanted to take a nap before they arrived at the main land.

After a few more hours on the boat, it finally arrived on the main land. Dean drove his car right off of the boat and started to head towards London, England. Sam and him had been given directions to arrive at a place called King's Cross where they would have to take a train to Hogwarts. Dean made Sam write back to Dumbledore to tell him that the only way they would come was if Dean could drive his car there. Sam was against it because he found that to be very rude but he did it anyways. Dumbledore sent back directions for Dean so that he could drive his Impala all the way to Hogwarts.

"I wonder if there will be any hot chicks at this school." Dean thought out loud with a grin on his face.

Sam gave him a disapproving look. "They are students, Dean. We are supposed to teach them about the supernatural, not shag them in the closest broom closet!"

"I'll show them a real wand." Dean grinned mischievously as he came closer to arriving at the huge stone castle that was Hogwarts.

"That's sick." Sam stated as he stared at the huge castle.

After arriving at the castle, Sam and Dean stepped out of the car. They opened up the trunk to grab their bags of clothes and weapons. They didn't want to leave the weapons in the car because they didn't trust these people yet. Also, they figured they might need the weapons to teach the class about certain creatures of the supernatural.

The two stepped onto the main walk that headed towards the castle. A huge man stood at the entrance with brown bushy hair. He had a beard that was just as bushy as the rest of his hair and he was so tall that he even stood over Sam and Dean. "'ello there. I'm Rubeus Hagrid. Dumbledore be havin' me showin' you around." Hagrid greeted cheerfully.

"Holy crap! Where is your beanstalk!?" Dean shouted in reference to Hagrid's height.

Sam nudged Dean in his side with his elbow and gave Dean a look like he should be nice.

"I'm afraid I don't understand what ur sayin'." Hagrid said. "Anyways. You best be followin' me into the castle."

Hagrid led the two Winchesters into the castle. He showed them most of the castle before he realized it was too huge to keep giving them a tour. Then, he took them to a classroom, which he explained would be the one they would teach in. He also told them how they would be sleeping in their office of the classroom. "Come on!" Dean exclaimed. "You guys have this huge castle, ask us to come here, and then you want us to sleep in that crowded office?!"

"Shut up, Dean!" Sam exclaimed before turning to Hagrid. "It will be fine. Thanks."

Hagrid had a weird look on his face as if the two Winchesters puzzled him. "I'll be seein' you down in the Great Hall fer dinner later." He said before walking away and his footsteps sounded like miniature thumps on the ground.

Dean and Sam threw their belongings down in their office. "They could have at least set us up in a nice room for coming all this way. This place is huge and they can't even offer us a decent room! I mean come on! Not even a vibrating bed! I even made sure to bring extra quarters this time!" Dean complained as he sat down on the little bed that was provided for him.

"At least we have a free place to stay and get free food. They're actually paying us to teach here so you might try showing some respect." Sam explained as he looked around the office. There were a few books on some shelves and he glanced at them for a moment.

"Speaking of food, let's head to the Great Hall for this beginning of the year feast or whatever." Dean suggested as he stood up and left the room.

Sam and Dean tried to walk to the Great Hall. Unfortunately, they kept getting lost since no one had provided them a map. They had almost arrived at one point but the staircase they were on had moved. "Holy shit!" Dean shouted. The people in the paintings gasped and gave him dirty looks as he swore out loud.

After many attempts, the two of them made it to the Great Hall. They took their seats up front and sat at the staff table. Dean grinned as he scoped out all the young girls in the crowd. "They're too young for you." Sam stated to Dean.

"Some of them have to be eighteen so shut up." Dean ordered, as he kept looking at all the chicks he could find.

Dumbledore started to give his usual speech. "Welcome to another year at Hogwarts. I must remind all first years to stay away from the Forbidden Forest. I also have to mention a new class that is being taught here at Hogwarts. In light of the threats outside of these walls, I have formed a new class called Supernatural 101. This class will be taught by Sam and Dean Winchester. Please show them some respect."

Dean waved to all the students like a complete retard. Sam nudged him in the side again and just smiled nervously at everyone. Sam felt out of place because he knew they were muggles in a world full of witches and wizards. They didn't really have the tools to protect themselves against magic that could be used on them.

After Dumbledore's speech, everyone started eating. The Great Hall became loud with noise and the famous trio sat at the Gryffindor table. It was now their seventh year at Hogwarts and the three of them were just as close as ever. "I wonder what we are going to learn in this new class." Harry said as he shoved a bit of cooked chicken into his mouth.

"I don't know but the one is really dream." Ginny stated as she glanced over at Dean.

"Ginny! He is your professor!" Hermione exclaimed at her in complete shock. She knew her friend kind of had a point but she didn't understand why Ginny would openly announce it in front of everyone. She figured that maybe it was a way to get Harry to be jealous.

"Oh please. The other one keeps glancing over here at you, Hermione." Ginny stated as she tried to focus on her dinner and not on her new professor who was too old for her.

"No way." Hermione denied it. She glanced up at her new professor and met his eyes. He really had looked at her. A smile crept across her lips. She couldn't help it. She just found him to be irresistible and the type of guy she could never get but always dreamed about being with.

To her surprise, Sam smiled back at her. He waved at her and she blushed slightly and looked away. Ginny grinned evilly as she watched Hermione stare at her plate and eat quietly. "Looks like I'm not the only one who has a crush on one of the new professors." She teased.

"Yeah right, Ginny. Be realistic. He's my professor. Like he would ever like a bookworm with bushy hair like me." She stated as she put herself down. Guys had never really swarmed around her to be with her. She always felt like she was the last girl to get picked and since the world was full of girls, she would never get her turn.

"You shouldn't put yourself down like that. One day a great guy will scoop you up. I promise." Ginny stated as she smiled at Hermione.

Hermione sighed and finished up her dinner quietly. After dinner, she left the table and started to walk towards the Gryffindor Common Room. She turned around when she felt a tap on her shoulder. To her surprise, the professor who had smiled at her was he one who had tapped her shoulder.

"Are you Hermione Granger?" Sam asked in a friendly voice.

Hermione had to look up at him since he was so much taller than him. "Yes." She replied simply, finding it hard to find anything else to say.

"Dumbledore said that you could show my brother and I back to our room. We've had some trouble because the castle is so big and with the moving staircases and all."

"It would be my pleasure, professor." She said before turning and starting to show them away. She realized how retarded her response must have sounded as she kept walking.

Dean leaned in and whispered in Sam's ear. "I bet it is her pleasure. She wants you Sam." He joked as he checked out her butt. "Damn. Girls in uniforms are so damn hot."

"Shut up." Sam whispered back to Dean. "She's a student and we're here to teach the students about the supernatural, not sex ed according to Dean Winchester!"

Dean grinned slightly. "I would love to teach that class!" He exclaimed.

Hermione finally stopped in front of a door. "Here you are professors. Goodnight." She said.

"Goodnight and thank you, Miss Granger." Sam said graciously before entering the room.

Hermione left the two of them and headed back to the Gryffindor Common Room. She went up to the girl's dorms and knew that Supernatural 101 might be the first class she actually had a distraction in. She figured Sam Winchester would distract her from actually learning but it was hard to direct Hermione's mind away from education.

Sam and Dean went into their office and laid down on the small beds. "Miss Granger?" Dean questioned. "Oh yeah. You so got it bad for her."

"I do not! She's a student and I don't want to get arrested. Now shut up and go to sleep. We have to teach a class in the morning." Sam stated as he crawled into bed.

Dean groaned as he pulled the blanket over his head. "I hate mornings." He grumbled before putting in his headphones and blaring Metallica in his ears. He really wished he had a vibrating bed right about now. Sam just stared up at the ceiling for a while and knew this would be a great adventure. He knew he would be doing most of the teaching since Dean acted like he never left high school sometimes. After much thought, Sam finally fell asleep.