Muggle Studies meets Instant Messaging

Usernames/Characters:

Weasley the King: Ron

Book Worm: Hermione

Serpent's Tongue: Harry

Slytherin Sex God: Draco

Gryffindor Goddess: Ginny

Potions Master: Snape

Weasley the King says: Seriously Harry, your username isn't going to impress anyone. Especially Ginny.

Serpent's Tongue says: You can talk crown head.

Weasley the King says: It's better than yours.

Serpent's Tongue says: No, mine is.

Weasley the King says: Mine Is!

Serpent's Tongue says: Mine Is!

Weasley the King says: Stupid Git!

Serpent's Tongue says: ....

(Bookworm has come online)

Bookworm says: What's up boys?

Weasley the King says: My username being better than Harry's.

Serpent's Tongue says: Mine is. Right Mione?

Bookworm says: No, both of yours are useless.

(Weasley the King has left this conversation)

Bookworm says: What did I say?

Serpent's Tongue says: .... I'm adding Ginny to the convo.

(Gryffindor Goddess had been added to the conversation)

Gryffindor Goddess says: Hey Mione... Harry!

Serpent's Tongue says: Hey Ginny. Are are you.... ?

Gryffindor Goddess says: What?

(Weasley the King has been added to this conversation)

Serpent's Tongue says: Do you want to..... go to... with...

Bookworm says: For god's sake just ask her out!

Gryffindor Goddess says: YES! I'll go out with you!

Serpent's Tongue says: Great :D

Weasley the King says: Ugh! Please! Not while I'm online!

(Potions Master is Online)

Gryffindor Goddess says: Eww it's Snape! I'm out!

(Gryffindor Goddess has gone offline)

Serpent's Tongue says: Nice going!

Potions Master says: Have you all finished your homework?

Bookworm says: Yes

Weasley the King says: No :P

Serpent's Tongue says: No!

Bookworm says: Go and do it boys!

Weasley the King says: No thank you I'm straight.

Serpent's Tongue says: Same here.

Potions Master says: I'm not convinced.

Serpent's Tongue says: I wouldn't say that if I were you.

Potions Master says: And why not?

Serpent's Tongue says: Because I saw you having hot sex with McGonagall last night.

Potions Master says: That door was locked! How do you know about that?

Weasley the King says: Ugh! I'm going to be sick!

(Weasley the King has set his status as busy)

Serpent's Tongue says: I was being sarcastic!

Potions Master says: Ohh.... April Fool!

Serpent's Tongue says: OMG! You liar you did have sex with her didn't you!

Potions Master says: No...

Serpent's Tongue says: You did! OMG! I'm telling everyone!!

Potions Master: You will never see the light of day if you do!

Serpent's Tongue says: Fine.... Haha. Snape and McGonagall. lying in a car. Are they naked? Yes they are!

Potions Master says: Shut Up! At least I'm getting some!

Serpent's Tongue says: ....

(Potions Master has gone offline)

Bookworm says: You shouldn't have done that Harry.

(Slytherin Sex God has been added to this conversation)

Bookworm says: Oh Great. Who added Malfoy?

Slytherin Sex God says: Why do you assume I am great in bed Granger? It might be someone who's the Sex God..

Serpent's Tongue says: Ewww I don't want to know!

(Serpent's Tongue has gone offline)

Slytherin Sex God says: I'm waiting!

Bookworm says: Because you gloat about sleeping with everyone.

Slytherin Sex God says: How do you know it's the truth?

Bookworm says: If you want me to sleep with you I won't!

Slytherin Sex God says: I never said that.

Bookworm says: Whatever Malfoy.

Slytherin Sex God says: You're so annoying Granger.

Bookworm says: Look who's talking!

Slytherin Sex God says: Pfft. You're pathetic Mud-Blood.

Bookworm says: Fuck off Malfoy!

Slytherin Sex god says: I'd be happy to.

Bookworm says: Go ahead Im not stopping you!

Slytherin Sex God says: Great. I'll see you tonight then?

Bookworm says: Fine!

Slytherin Sex god says: Great :D Can't wait 3

Bookworm says: Yeah, me neither 3

(Slytherin Sex God has gone offline)

Bookworm says: God I love that Sexy Guy!

Weasley the King says: You sicken me! I thought you loved me!

(Weasley the King has gone offline)

Bookworm says: Shit!