Muggle Studies meets Instant Messaging
Usernames/Characters:
Weasley the King: Ron
Book Worm: Hermione
Serpent's Tongue: Harry
Slytherin Sex God: Draco
Gryffindor Goddess: Ginny
Potions Master: Snape
Weasley the King says: Seriously Harry, your username isn't going to impress anyone. Especially Ginny.
Serpent's Tongue says: You can talk crown head.
Weasley the King says: It's better than yours.
Serpent's Tongue says: No, mine is.
Weasley the King says: Mine Is!
Serpent's Tongue says: Mine Is!
Weasley the King says: Stupid Git!
Serpent's Tongue says: ....
(Bookworm has come online)
Bookworm says: What's up boys?
Weasley the King says: My username being better than Harry's.
Serpent's Tongue says: Mine is. Right Mione?
Bookworm says: No, both of yours are useless.
(Weasley the King has left this conversation)
Bookworm says: What did I say?
Serpent's Tongue says: .... I'm adding Ginny to the convo.
(Gryffindor Goddess had been added to the conversation)
Gryffindor Goddess says: Hey Mione... Harry!
Serpent's Tongue says: Hey Ginny. Are are you.... ?
Gryffindor Goddess says: What?
(Weasley the King has been added to this conversation)
Serpent's Tongue says: Do you want to..... go to... with...
Bookworm says: For god's sake just ask her out!
Gryffindor Goddess says: YES! I'll go out with you!
Serpent's Tongue says: Great :D
Weasley the King says: Ugh! Please! Not while I'm online!
(Potions Master is Online)
Gryffindor Goddess says: Eww it's Snape! I'm out!
(Gryffindor Goddess has gone offline)
Serpent's Tongue says: Nice going!
Potions Master says: Have you all finished your homework?
Bookworm says: Yes
Weasley the King says: No :P
Serpent's Tongue says: No!
Bookworm says: Go and do it boys!
Weasley the King says: No thank you I'm straight.
Serpent's Tongue says: Same here.
Potions Master says: I'm not convinced.
Serpent's Tongue says: I wouldn't say that if I were you.
Potions Master says: And why not?
Serpent's Tongue says: Because I saw you having hot sex with McGonagall last night.
Potions Master says: That door was locked! How do you know about that?
Weasley the King says: Ugh! I'm going to be sick!
(Weasley the King has set his status as busy)
Serpent's Tongue says: I was being sarcastic!
Potions Master says: Ohh.... April Fool!
Serpent's Tongue says: OMG! You liar you did have sex with her didn't you!
Potions Master says: No...
Serpent's Tongue says: You did! OMG! I'm telling everyone!!
Potions Master: You will never see the light of day if you do!
Serpent's Tongue says: Fine.... Haha. Snape and McGonagall. lying in a car. Are they naked? Yes they are!
Potions Master says: Shut Up! At least I'm getting some!
Serpent's Tongue says: ....
(Potions Master has gone offline)
Bookworm says: You shouldn't have done that Harry.
(Slytherin Sex God has been added to this conversation)
Bookworm says: Oh Great. Who added Malfoy?
Slytherin Sex God says: Why do you assume I am great in bed Granger? It might be someone who's the Sex God..
Serpent's Tongue says: Ewww I don't want to know!
(Serpent's Tongue has gone offline)
Slytherin Sex God says: I'm waiting!
Bookworm says: Because you gloat about sleeping with everyone.
Slytherin Sex God says: How do you know it's the truth?
Bookworm says: If you want me to sleep with you I won't!
Slytherin Sex God says: I never said that.
Bookworm says: Whatever Malfoy.
Slytherin Sex God says: You're so annoying Granger.
Bookworm says: Look who's talking!
Slytherin Sex God says: Pfft. You're pathetic Mud-Blood.
Bookworm says: Fuck off Malfoy!
Slytherin Sex god says: I'd be happy to.
Bookworm says: Go ahead Im not stopping you!
Slytherin Sex God says: Great. I'll see you tonight then?
Bookworm says: Fine!
Slytherin Sex god says: Great :D Can't wait 3
Bookworm says: Yeah, me neither 3
(Slytherin Sex God has gone offline)
Bookworm says: God I love that Sexy Guy!
Weasley the King says: You sicken me! I thought you loved me!
(Weasley the King has gone offline)
Bookworm says: Shit!