I know...It was not my best.

But then I thought...

What's wrong with a short chapter?

~Juliet

Ticket Number: 14

Who: Mr. Ugly

Time: 2:52 p.m.

Date: August 2, 2010

Where: Olympic Blvd, West Hollywood, CA

Cost: 1650

Reason: 'I looking in the mirror, and saw a pimple.'

I truly LOVE working for Mr. Condor. He gives us the day of on his half birthday. I don't even know why. But I surprise that I wasn't invited to his party this year.

Hmm...Maybe Dakota no longer has a crush I me.

Well...I can hope, yeah?

BUT...

The bad thing about Mr. Condor's half birthday, is that he makes all the people in the whole Condor Studios, throw him ANOTHER work party at the studios.

And we HAVE TO have special things are the party to make sure we don't get fired:

BALLOONS

CAKE

HATS

T.V.

BUTTERFLIES

CATS

MORE THEN 500 GIFTS

CHOCOLATE

CHOCOLATE

AND

CHOCOLATE

...So...Sonny and I were told to get the Chocolate this year.

And we had to go to the Chocolate factory that Mr. Condor liked the best:

Liillie Wanda's Chocolate Factory. (Apparently, they are big, because of a book they wrote)

But this Chocolate is really expensive.

So I had to buy it...Sonny doesn't have that kind of money...

And when I made a comment to Sonny, on HOW she doesn't have that kind of me,

She pushed me into a big tub of melted Chocolate.

*Splash*

And it was delicious.

...Anyways...Long story short...

I was told to leave work early today...

I was breaking out in pimples all day!

But the good thing is, that they are not on my face...But my back.

But today we were going to film where Mackenzie take swimming lessons, and meets a cute girl...

Oh well for Mackenzie, right?

I'm going to have to break up with the girl anyways.

Mackenzie is going to learn that the girl is a MAN!

...

Our writers...

Are running out of ideas, O.K.?

...

...

Now I have to drive home.

*Sigh*

I guess I could listen to something.

*Turns on radio*

*'If I was a cat, I'd bark at you. If I was a boy, I'd scream at you. If I could ride my bike, I'd crash my car. If I could go in to a coma, I'd text my BFF.-'*

People are singing weirder and weirder songs.

Because...

If I was a cat, I would want to be in my own cat movie. DUH!

...

*Comes to a stoplight*

*Chad stops*

I think I will look in the mirror. Just to be amazed that my perfect face is O.K.

*He looks in the mirror*

*Gasp*

There it is. A Pimple!

And its the size of ant's head!

Oh no!

Everybody is going to see it!

What should I do.

Ahh! I bet my mom put pimple cream in my glove box.

*Chad leans sideways.*

*Opens glove box*

Cream! ...

Dangit! There isn't is just a little left.

My sister must have used it...

*Squirt*

Just a little.

*Pull down the mirror, and put it on*

Little did I know that my foot was on the gas

*Zoom, Zoom*

Then I heard someone yell

"Your such a girl!'

...'MEANIE!'

I yell back

*we-wo-we-wo-wo*

'Hello Son."

*Chad says nothing*

*Police Officer Hands Paper*

He says, "Son, you are such a girl, and that pimple is huge. Have a good day."

...

Oh yeah.

I'm going to have a good day after you tell someone that.

...*Sigh*...

REVIEW or you will get a pimple!

I can do that with my amazing pimple powers...

I just can't take it away...

Sorry!