So many ideas to continue! I actually don't think the third book will be delayed. If you didn't get the message before, SLASH WARNING! I am pretty sure this is going up to T, because Harry is perverted.

The Black Heir Comes to Hogwarts

"Family suits him." Some girl muttered.

"His new father isn't sane, how can he be?" Her friend also was spreading rumors around. "Then again, Crim isn't either and neither is Loony."

"So, Sirius finally became your father? I'm so happy for you!" Luna hugged him.

James was shocked for a second by the sudden show of affection, but soon came to be himself again. "It only took a bribing of a goblin to do it. Anyway, Nev knows now. I told him over the break. Can you please help him with occulmacy? His grandmother should help him more this summer."

"Of course I will!" Luna exclaimed. "And those new robes don't look bad either."

James blushed. "Thanks. These are the first clothes I have ever gotten new."

"So, when are you going to get new clothes?" Luna asked.

"Miki and Dray are planning to kidnap me since Christmas." James grimaced. "They would have done it during Easter but I was busy ignoring laws to get adopted by Sirius. Also, I found out something..."

"What?" Luna asked.

"My cousin is hot!" James exclaimed.

Luna, unlike a normal girl, did not groan. She understood teenage boys and their needs (in other words- all teenage boys are perverts). "Is she not blood related to you?" James nodded his head. "Might as well tell me. Why didn't you tell the twins this?"

"They are planning some sort of end of the year prank on Professor Snape that I do not want to be a part of. Best not to push my luck with Sirius being my new father and all." Luna nodded with understanding. "Plus, you are my best and first friend. I'll totally come to you with crushes first."

"I'm honored." Luna said, obviously touched.

"Thanks, and she is technically Sirius's favorite cousin's daughter. Her name is Nymphadora Tonks, and sadly, she is like seven years older than me. Meanwhile, Siri and Remy get to go off to the middle of nowhere, get drunk, and come home in the middle of the night. Life isn't fair." James groaned.

"Maybe they are looking for Fudge's heliopath army?" Luna asked. She could be so innocent sometimes, despite all her insights and maturity. Maybe it was because she didn't spend time on the street like James did. "Am I missing something?"

"I'll tell you when you are older." James said. Maybe it wasn't normal for a thirteen year old boy to know those types of things. Oh well, his childhood was good for something at least. "Let's just say, wackspurts fill their brains."

"Good luck this summer. So what are you doing this summer anyway?" Luna asked.

"Sirius thinks that after escaping prison, he needed a break, so we are heading on a month long journey to Miami Beach with Professor Lupin. I would say this was all for Sirius to hook up with girls, but since he actually has a steady relationship..." James carried on.

Luna's eyes lit up in recognition. "Sirius and Remus are together? I didn't even think they were gay..."

"Please, do you not see the signs with Sirius? First, he tells me from experience how to have safe sex with a guy." So many painful memories. Don't want to ever remember. "Then he takes more time than all the girls I know in the bathroom."

"Don't you also say that about Dray?" Luna asked, and they all wondered (the classic harry potter question), is Draco gay?

Then Neville came up. "What are you talking about?"

The duo answered, "Whether or not Dray is gay."

"Yes, he is. My gaydar goes off around him, just like with Professor Lupin and Sirius." Neville answered.

"Wow Nev, you have a gift." James was impressed. "Gred and Forge might want to take you on as their apprentice. I mean, they were already impressed how you talked Dray into taking muggle studies."

Neville blushed. "You told them about that? I just thought Dray would like it."

"That's nice of you Nev." Luna said. Neville blushed even more.

"So want to make a big group?" James asked.

"Nah, pranking isn't my thing, even to get back at people. I have a little bit more morals than some." Some meaning James, the person with less morals than average. "Plus, you two have this connection going, and the Ravenclaw Rejects is an awesome name." Neville grinned.

"What connection?" Luna asked. James just groaned. It was going to be like Sirius all over again, but in front of Luna.

"Just you two are very close. I guess you get that way if you have only the other to rely on in your house." Neville said. Thank god! "So Crim, there is this ball coming up in June..." and even Neville has another motive for talking.

"Sorry, I'll be in Florida for the entire month of June." James sticked out his tongue.

"No fair!" Neville groaned.