Hello all! This is my first attempt at a multiple chapter story, so bare with me. Also, I may not update as often. I have soccer practice seven times a week. Well hopefully, if I am good enough to make the school team. Then I have the league practice twice a week on the same day as school, so its kind of confusing. Sorry for babbling. Wish me luck!

Anywho, this is a yaoi story, meaning boyxboy, so, if you don't like that, press that pretty little back button at the top of your screen.

The title of this is from a song that has been stuck in my head for days. It's The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang.

Warning: There is a LONG kissing scene. Very detailed. Lots of paragraphs. You have been warned. :D

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, NaruSasu would be canon, and Sakura would be sliced into pieces by Zabuza's big-ass sword.

Enjoy. (P.S.- This is sort of short. Not a very long read.)

A-Adventure

"Wha- NARUTO! Where the hell are we going?!" yelled an angry Uchiha, currently in the state of being dragged off by his best friend. They were supposed to be on there way to training, but Naruto apparently had other ideas. God knows what they are…

"You'll find out soon. Relax. Don't you trust me?" asked Naruto, a grin plastered on his face.

"You really want me to answer that?" Sasuke quirked a perfect eyebrow.

Naruto thought over it. "No. Forget it. Just follow me."

Sasuke sighed from annoyance. Like he really had a choice. Sasuke looked ahead, at the boy in front of him. He sighed again. One can only have so much strength. He did nothing to render the blonde of his idea, whatever it may be. With that thought, Sasuke became somewhat frightened. Not like the 'holy-crap-we're-gonna-die' frightened, but the 'what-the-fuck-is-my-best-friend-gonna-do-to-me' kind of frightened. Not that he'd mention it. To be honest, he'd do anything for the kitsune. No matter how much he denied it, Sasuke was putty in Naruto's hands.

'WE'RE HERE!!!!!" Sasuke was immediately snapped out of his intriguing thoughts from the loud outburst of the orange-clad Shinobi.

Sasuke looked around. They were in the middle of the forest. How wonderful.

"Dobe. Why the hell are we in the middle of the forest?!" Sasuke was indeed vexed. Hearing this, Naruto put on a smirk that said 'leave-now-and-you-won't-ever-find-out'. Sasuke sighed. He seemed to be doing that a lot. "Okay so…What did you want?"

Naruto stepped an inch closer. Sasuke's eye twitched.

"Dobe?"

Naruto got closer.

"D-Dobe?"

And closer. Sasuke's face turned red.

"…"

Closer.

"NARUTO! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!"

With that, Naruto planted his lips on Sasuke's ever so lustful mouth. Sasuke's ever so lustful eyes got wider than a sumo wrestlers belly. Even so, Sasuke couldn't help but kiss him back.

Sasuke tangled his hands in Naruto's hair, whilst Naruto's hands were wrapped securely around Sasuke's slender waist. Naruto licked Sasuke's lips for permission to enter the wet, heated cavern that was his mouth. He granted access almost instantly. Tongues battled for dominance. Neither of them could really care who won. Lips still locked, Naruto back Sasuke up against a tree. Then air became an issue. Not a really big one, but a problem none-the-less.

Naruto removed his lips, inhaled somewhat loudly, and latched himself to Sasuke's neck. He traced butterfly kisses along Sasuke's collarbone, blowing hot air in between each peck. He traced his tongue along Sasuke's perfect skin, and lightly bit a sensitive spot on Sasuke's neck, causing the ever stoic Uchiha to let out a moan. Naruto smirked against his neck and did the same thing again, instantly falling in love with the lovely noises being heard.

Wanting more, Naruto began to make his mark on the Uchiha, sucking and biting on the skin of his neck. Sasuke removed his hands from Naruto's now tangled hair, and ran them up and down his chest.

Sasuke soon got tired of that and pulled Naruto's lips back up to his. Now they were literally tongue-tied. Getting a sneaky flash, Naruto wanted to have a little fun. He removed the wet muscle from the other's mouth and gave him a peck on the lips. Then the cheek. Then nose. Then the other cheek. Sasuke let out an irritated growl. Naruto moved his lips up to Sasuke's ear and breathed out, "What's –pant- wrong Sasuke?" all the while smirking. Sasuke growled again, but this time, he sounded hungry for more. Naruto was instantly turned on. He moved his lips back up to the Uchiha's (now swollen) ones.

Unfortunately, air was a major predicament at the moment. They both parted. Breathing heavily, Naruto smiled and winked at Sasuke. Sasuke figured he was done. Boy was he wrong.

Once again, Naruto was latched onto Sasuke's neck like a blood-thirsty leech. He decided to get teasing. He grazed over Sasuke's sensitive spot, waiting for the dark-haired boy to make those wonderful noises again. Naruto was breathing out hot air while the raven whimpered, begging for more. Granting the boy's wish, Naruto went back to making another mark on the other side of the now familiar neck. Talk about possessive.

It was then that Sasuke realized what was going on. He opened his mouth, but more moans came out. He tried to speak through them.

"Nar-tuhn-wham-uhnn-somohnnn-seehunns-uhnns." Translation: "Naruto! What if someone sees us?" Naruto stopped and tried to even out his breath. "We're in –pant- the middle of –pant- the forest. No one –pant- will find us." Naruto smiled a cheesy grin. Sasuke wasn't convinced. "Trust me Sasuke. No one will find us."

"This doesn't look like training." Naruto look like a deer in the headlights. He turned around to meet the amused face of Hatake Kakashi, his current teacher. "Yo."

Naruto scratched his head and put on a guilty-yet-innocent smile, while Sasuke looked as if he was going to fall flat and die. Both of them had a fierce blush on their faces.

Kakashi spoke again, referring to his earlier statement.

"Although…I guess you could be training for something."

Sasuke's eye twitched. IMAGES! It took all his power for him not to drool at those thoughts.

"Eheheh. Hey Kakashi-sensei… Uhm… What's up..?" Naruto was surprised he could speak. And at a normal tone none-the-less. Kakashi quirked his one visible eyebrow. "I could ask you two the same question."

"Uhmmm…..Long story?"

Kakashi rolled his eye. They didn't know if the other one did the same or not, because it is hidden. "You guys are lucky I gave you the day off. I only saw Sakura, and I told her do go relax today."

Sasuke finally found his voice. "Wait. Why did you give us the day off?"

Kakashi smiled. Or at least that's what they thought he did. "Because the new Icha Icha Paradise movie came out today!"

Naruto and Sasuke groaned. "Are you serious sensei!? You pervert!" Naruto exclaimed.

"I don't think you have very much room to talk." That shut him up.

Kakashi yawned. "Well then. I guess I'll leave you two. Have fun." With that he disappeared.

Sasuke looked at Naruto and blushed. "I… I think we should head back too.." Naruto nodded in agreement. The raven walked ahead.

"Hey Sasuke!" The avenger turned around and looked at the blonde.

"Hm?'

"I love you."

End.

That was A. If the kissing scene was too bad for you, please forgive me. It's the first time I've ever written one. They'll get better…hopefully.

Constructive criticism is welcome. Just don't be mean. I'll try and post the second chapter as soon as I can. As I have said before, life is hectic. Thank you for reading!

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~Maddie~