I don't own Shugo Chara. First up, Kiseki!
Kiseki: Fine. *flips channels*
T.V.: Would you like to dominate the world?
Kiseki: *stops flipping* Yes.
T.V.: Then this is the package for you!
Kiseki: Do tell.
T.V.: What you see here on this screen is a fast easy way to dominate the world. It is called A Fast Easy Way to Dominate the World.
Kiseki: Yes, yes?
T.V: With the A Fast Easy Way to Dominate the World, you will learn how to dominate the world.
Kiseki: Yes! Yes! I will have it!
T.V.: All you have to do to get A Fast Easy Way to Dominate the World is to pay $29.95 plus shipping and handling. Don't delay, call now!
Kiseki: Yes! Now, where can I get the money? *looks around* Aha! *Grabs money out of Tadase's wallet* Now to call.
-Four weeks later-
Kiseki: Yes! It came!
Tadase: Kiseki! I'm going to do guardian work now, so stay here and do whatever you would like. *leaves*
Kiseki: *opens package* *takes out a piece of paper* Is that all there is? *starts reading paper*
Paper: Thank you for buying A Fast Easy Way to Dominate the World!
Kiseki: Can we get a move on?
Paper: Here are the steps:
Kiseki: Finally!
Paper: Step 1- Get a crown and a cape.
Kiseki: *looks at self* Check.
Paper: Step 2- Compose an evil laugh.
Kiseki: Okay then. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! *cough cough* Check.
Paper: Step 3- Have followers.
Kiseki: Easy enough.
-Ten minutes later-
Ran: Why are we here?
Iru: This is a waste of my time.
Kiseki: Silence, commoners!
Kusu Kusu: *giggles*
Kiseki: Step 3, check.
Eru: *whispers to Temari (she's here in this story)* What does that mean? *points to the A Fast Easy Way to Dominate the World box*
Miki: Did he really buy that?
Kiseki: I can't read when you are talking!
-Quiets down-
Kiseki: Much better.
Everybody else: *thinking* Why are we listening to him?
Paper: Step 4- Have an evil motto.
Kiseki: I will dominate the world!!! Check.
Paper: Step 5- Eat a cookie.
Kiseki: *flies to the kitchen* *comes back* Okay, check.
Ran: *thinking* He takes orders from a piece of paper. Wow. That is a very smart king.
Paper: Step 6: Get the embryo.
Kiseki: No can do. Not right now anyways. Skip that. *scrolls down*
Paper: I'm sorry. If you cannot finish step 6, you are not eligible to dominate the world. This paper and the box will self-destruct in two seconds.
Kiseki: What-
-BOOM!-
-Kiseki is all covered in soot-
Suu: Let's all go get ice cream.
-Everyone agrees and go-
Kiseki: NO!!!!!!!!!! Why paper, why?
Tadase: WHO TOOK MY MONEY?! KISEKI! IT WAS YOU! COME HERE RIGHT NOW! (Tadase wouldn't really scream at him but oh well)
Kiseki: *sigh* I'm running away. *runs straight into Tadase*
Tadase: I'm giving you to the kindergarteners.
Kiseki: No! Wait! Tadase!
-Drops Kiseki off at a kindergarten place-
Kindergarteners: Yay! Shugoi Chara!
Kiseki: *faints*
How was it? Next, should I do Rima's plan (she tries to destroy Nagihiko) or Super Ikuto (he teaches us how to be a superhero) Tell please! ~Leafwish