AN: So this is my third MR story that I've written. Like it says in the description, it's a collection of unrelated all-dialogue oneshots. So I hope that you like it, and tell me what you think!

Disclaimer: Can this cover all the chapters? Okay, I don't own Maximum Ride or its characters times 25. There. I'm covered.

"Hey Max?"

"Yeah?"

"I need a drink."

"Now? At midnight?"

"Uh-huh."

"Well, go get a water bottle in your backpack."

"Okay."

". . ."

". . ."

"Hey Max?"

"What?"

"I'm cold."

"You have a sweatshirt."

"I'm still cold."

"Go run a mile or two to warm up."

"Okay, then . . ."

". . . I was kidding."

"Of course. I was just humoring you."

"Sure. Well, good night."

". . ."

". . ."

"Hey Max?"

"WHAT?!"

"I can't fall asleep."

"Count sheep. Count wings. Count winged sheep."

"That's boring."

"Good. It will be so boring, you'll fall asleep."

"Okay then. Good night."

"Good night."

". . ."

". . ."

"It's not working."

"It's only been two minutes!"

"Yeah, and it's not working."

"Well, uh, just think of . . . um . . . carrots!"

". . . What the heck, Max?"

"You heard me! Carrots!"

"I don't like carrots."

"Then think about Disney World!"

"Why?"

"Cause it's happy there."

"Yeah, happy and terribly overpriced."

"Y'know, I'd love to discuss the economy with you, but I'm freaking tired!"

"Okay. Sorry."

"Good night."

". . ."

". . ."

"Hey Max?"

". . . Yes?"

"Can I have a good night kiss?"

". . .?"

". . ."

"Sure, Fang."

". . ."

"Good night."

"Good night, Max."