Ok, I've been neglecting my stories and I know I shouldn't be. My work was interrupted when my mom told me of my great grandmother falling and being put in the hospital for about two weeks before we ever knew about it.

She's still in the hospital and my mom and I have been visiting her ever since. I had to put the KibaXShino story on hold until school is open again so I could get some ideas. I just came up with this new story and had to see if any of you readers like it.

Pairings: SasukeXNaruto, KibaXHinata

Summary: eighteen year old Naruto Uzumaki, is an average student like any other until his friend asks him the impossible. Kiba wants inside information on a special girl that he has set his eyes on. Kiba asks if Naruto could help him get the girl he wants.

Naruto unwillingly accepts the big mission and goes undercover as Nanaka Takahashi. While in disguise, Naruto has captured the eyes of a hot stud that is the talk of the school as the hottest guy on campus. Naruto is then torn between the ongoing mission and the hot guy that seems to drool every time he walks by.

Will Naruto's mission succeed? Or will he be humiliated in front of the entire school?

Warning: May contain swearing.

, I wouldn't be writing this : If I owned

No one could prepare me for what was about to come. I never would have thought my best friend would be so desperate for a girlfriend to ask me for the impossible. I searched his puppy dog, brown eyes for any sign of lying or a hint of small laughter under his breath indicating that all he had just said was a joke. But no. He didn't smile, not even one small crack in the corner of his mouth. I laid back in my chair and rolled my eyes at him. His facial expression did not change at all. I cursed God for placing me in a school that required the student to wear uniforms.

"Come on Naruto, I saved your ass twice already from the teachers, don't you think I'm allowed at least one reward?" His voice was a serious one and I heaved a sigh to make it clear to him that I had accepted the rather weird and boring mission that lied ahead of me.

"Who's the target?" Kiba gave a small cough before announcing the girl's name. I sat back up so that I could remember her name and strained my ears to listen.

"It's Hinata Hyuuga, the girl that looks as though she's blind. You know who I'm talking about right?" I nodded just as the school bell rang for the last class of the day.

My friend and I both went our separate ways as the hallways were being cleared by passing teachers. The small, cool air that could be felt when walking by a person, left me hoping I could just go home and fall asleep under a warm blanket while watching television. I blinked my eyes a couple of times to focus on the other students that walked by me at a fast pace and tried not to make a fool out of myself by bumping shoulders with anybody.

I looked at my wrist watch and let out a small groaning sound that only I could hear. It was only the last class for the day but I didn't feel like going to it after realizing what my 'mission' had required for me to do. First, I would need the help of one of my other friends, Sai. Although I've only known him for a year, he seemed like a pretty nice guy and had a neat job. He's a costume specialist and I'm pretty sure he can help me become a girl in no time.

My feet hurried to the class room and found their way to my desk while my eyes made sure that the teacher had not shown up yet. I let out a sigh of relief when I realized I was in the safety zone for the day.

As the class started and began to drag on and on, I found myself watching the class room clock instead of my own watch that was snug around my wrist. My eyes grew heavy just looking at it and I found myself snoring away in class. If it weren't for my teacher slamming his hand on my desk and waking me up.

Everyone laughed at me while the teacher walked back to the front of the room to finish off whatever it was he was talking about. I rubbed my eyes and tried to focus on what he was saying. I looked at the class room clock again and smiled to myself and patted myself on the back in my head and hoped that the bell would ring already. I had actually slept through today's test and would have to re-take it tomorrow. What a dumb teacher he was to think I would be in tomorrow and actually do the test tomorrow.

I got up and gathered my stuff the moment the bell went off, ringing in everyone's ears. I must have been the first one out but I didn't care. All I wanted to do was call up Sai and ask him for the big favour. Hopefully my dad left me money. I'm sure he wouldn't let a young adult like me go bankrupt.

My dad was on some business trip overseas and once there was a trip coming up, he would withdraw from his own bank and put at least five thousand yen in my account. Japan wasn't a great country for my taste but it was what I called home.

As soon as I got through the door of my house, I picked up my cell phone and called Sai's number.

"Hello?"

"Yeah, is this Sai?"

"Who's asking?"

"You seriously don't remember me?"

"Well…the only idiot to call me would be…Naruto, sorry for not knowing sooner, what can I do for you?"

"Ah…if you have any extra equipment that your company isn't using right now, I sure would like to look at what you have"

"Oh, sure thing. You going to come by or should I?"

"It would save me money if you were to come by…"

"Alright, I'll gather up whatever stuff is around. Are you looking for anything specific or what?"

"Well…if it's at all possible, I need a blonde wig, kind of like a girl's wig or something. Also, if you have anything that will make people think I'm a girl, you know like bloated bras or something"

"Um…are you really Naruto?"

"Yes, I am. Now I also need some kind of makeup to cover my cheeks with if you have anything like that"

I wasn't the sort of person to talk about my past or where the scars on my cheek had come from. But this was a special case for a friend of mine and I had to talk about the scars sooner or later.

"I'll see what I can do…and Naruto…this order is on me Ok?"

I could have jumped for joy if I didn't have a bowl of noodles sitting on my lap. I gave Sai an Ok and we both hung up. The timing couldn't have been anymore better. I was glad I wouldn't need a mask at all but I would need yellow contacts and a few small bottles of lip gloss. The thought of me looking like a girl actually made me blush and sick at the same time!

A few hours passed by as I sat on one of the couches waiting for Sai to show up. In the mean time I watched a few shows. Shows that had no meaning once so ever and made no sense. I had finished my bowl of noodles an hour and 50 minutes ago and I was stuffed that I couldn't eat another bite. The clock ticked away as I switched through the different channels. I heard the door ring and I got up right away, running over to the amazingly decorated door. Opening the door, I found Sai smiling at me while holding up a box full of weird items. All of which I ordered for. I stepped aside to let him in and closed the door as soon as he was in.

"I got everything you requested and everything you might need to be a girl, you just need a girl's uniform from your school"

"Thanks, I really appreciate all your help, but um…how will I be able to make a name and all that, you know like where I live and my phone number"

"You don't need anything else except the name. Just say you're a cousin of Naruto's and he went to find his father overseas to tell him of the family situation"

I stared at Sai in awe and game him a small smile.

"Sai, you're definitely the smartest artist I've ever met!" I gave Sai a small hug to show my appreciation.

"Uh…thanks I guess…" Sai pulled out a darkly tinted, blonde wig that could flow to my lower back if it wanted to.

"I wasn't sure what style so…" The wig had two pony tails and appeared almost like a sailor moon hairstyle but without the buns at the top. I was surprised to find myself wanting to go to school like this.

"This was the best cover up I could find for your skin so don't judge it and I've found an old, short dress set that came with matching shoes and a ribbon necklace. Unfortunately the shoes were a bit funny looking so I traded them in for a more school-like look"

"Thanks Sai, what about…panties…"

"Ah, the girl's underwear, a man's first or second priority to catch in their grasp or to feel I guess, here it is…a woman's personal property" I gulped as Sai began to take the pieces of cloth out of the box of things.

"It's…yellow…" I spoke out.

"Well yeah, you're always smiling and being happy and yellow does make people happy, but if you don't want it you can wear these ones, they have flowers and whatever else on them"

"Thanks again Sai" I shook Sai's hand before he left and thanked him again for doing all of this for me.

I looked at the wig and the other stuff that were taken out of the box and scratched my head in wonder as I thought of what to do next.

A/n: Hopefully it will be a successful story. I'll try to find some time to post up the continuation of 'I see your pain'. Featuring Hisoka, Gon and Killua! Stay tuned for the story!