Gaara's mistake and Naruto's woe or how I learned to stop worrying and love the monster girls. "Dattebayo!"

Note: Don't own any thing or anyone: R+V and Naruto belog whoever made them

Chapter 1: Back to face a horrible Truth.

Two years have pass since Naruto's departure. A familiar spiky hair blond yelping with enthusiasm approach a long awaited gate . A weird white hair spiky fellow accompanied him not acting or looking his age look at the eager blond with not much care, although his hands and his eyes were somewhere else.

"come on pervy sage your holding us down!"

"Hehehe come on kid, you can't except me to keep going when all these "interesting" ladies passing us along the way? Heh huh kid?" Saying it with a goofy grin and a deep blush

"Geez old perv can you at least have some dignity for yourself ? You're a ninja Much more you a sannin!

All ninjas are suppose to be respectable, behave and aware of their sor-"

as almost by cruel ironic fate Naruto trips on a trap wire sending a swarm of kunai towards him from both sides ; in a white flash Jaraiya made quick work for them.

"Ha! Even years under my guidance and teachings you couldn't see that coming a mile away!"

Naruto in his teacher's arms looking dazed- "uhhhh what? that training? You mean the Research on the female's body? "Shut up kid" heh nothing like your father

an hour later in Tsunade's Hokage office

"Baachan what?!" almost as soon he finish he was met with a brick force of a fist

"I told you to stop calling me that!" 'The big bosom mature blond said

"Ya! Ya ! But it can't be true? You can't be serious! "Yes! and I am" she said with almost cold tone to it

" since the day you left and now you still remain a…"

on a training ground near the academy Konohamaru felt him self about to burst in laughter

"A genin?!" "Yes, that's what I heard from his friends" Moegi said, Udon nodded

" ha ha ! Naruto what a dumbass, being at the same level as us! Ha" the worried teammates look at him wondering if their friend would die of laughter. Mean while Ebisu look towards the Hokage office "Naruto you came so far, much more than I expected from you, I know you will surpass your Chunin friends"

Now its my chance! "Oh Ebisu-Sensei!" " yes? konoHAMARU!

"Sexy Jutsu Twosome Girls Knockout"!

"uhg AHHH!" as the teacher fainted with a large nose bleed " wow nice, great practice!" "Konohamaru!"

His teammate yelled "DON'T BE SO STUPID AND PERVERTED!" POW!

"owwww T-that h-oh"

Back at the Office

A emotionally and spiritually shattered blond groveled on floor looking for some compassion

Oh come on! This can't be true! I spent years "training" with Pervy sage, I help stop Gaara during the sand/sound Invasion , HELL he is the Kage of his village for god's sake! I should least have the next title!

I earn it!

"Kokage!" A messenger Ninja burst in "what is it?!" gasping for air " A plea for help from Sunagakure!"

Sunagakure cemetery

The blond ninja stood alone with the former Jinchūriki, his friend Gaara to pay respect to the fallen elder.

Naruto broke the silence "That was a nice funeral for chiyo-sama" Gaara replied "yes, it was"

"Thank you coming for my rescue Naruto, I you owe my deepest gratitude"

Naruto patted Gaara on the back " Don't mention it!, you're my friend after all"

As he gave his thums up to back up his statement. Gaara gave a positive smirk

"Friend? Heh thank you, friend"

In Kazekage's office

3 people stood inside the office; Gaara sitting in his designated chair , Naruto enjoying a special homemade ramen as token of thanks from the Kage and Temari the kage's sister

As he ate she spoke to the blond

"so, Naruto heard you barely came back to your village before this whole incident"

"Ya I did, hehe, haven't had time to meet all my former ninja pals"

"so what rank are you now Naruto? I am guessing Chunin or Jonin since you were to hold your own against a Akatsuki member"

wanting to hear the ninja's rank, the one who fought to save her brother, as well wanting a strong fighting partner to train with, since shikamaru was too "busy".

Naruto sigh with a big heavy sweat "Well, actually, I-I am still.." let out a even bigger heavy sigh "A Genin" a long awkward silence soon filled the room

Temari face went blank A Genin? T-they sent a Genin to help rescue my brother! Does Konoha still hold a grudge? As thoughts stirred her mind Gaara broke the silence

"Is that so?" Gaara wanting to know if this is true of his dumb blond friend

"YA YA YA! Can you believe that?!" Naruto said hoping to get positive reinforcement from him

The red headed Kage look at his friend and pause "Yes, I can believe that" said with a smirk on his face.

Naruto felt a very heavy weight on him so heavy he fell out of his chair on to the sandstone floor indeed the lack of respect was a heavy burden to carry.

Naruto rose to face the kazekage " HA HA!" he said sarcastically "Very funny Gaara"

"Naruto" Gaara replied "I am not the joking type" Naruto again fell to the floor as the burden of lack of respect got the better of him, Temari giggled at the sight of him comically collapsing again

"However Naruto, I think can help you with your dilemma" said in a serious tone

A ray of hope shine trough Naruto bleak world "Huh?! You can?!" Naruto said with excitement

"Yes, But you must follow strict rules, do what your told and do what I say no matter what"

Naruto was never that one to be a follower type or the contain, control person but if it help raise his rank to Chunin and beyond, hell maybe be stronger than a Kage he would do and endure anything to get it.

"uh, OK" Naruto smiled "I will accept you're help Gaara-sensei"

"Don't call me sensei again, that's just creepy and weird"

You're going to piss me off through the whole story aren't you Gaara? heheh

Note: Review if you liked it or analyze it for rant, its my first story ever, be kind