A/N: So yeah...just read it. Sorry to all of you who want me to update 'the gayest scheme ever'. I've got major writers block. I just can't seem to think of what to make happen next. I'm truly, truly sorry.
Disclaimer: I don't own these jokes or Naruto.
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Don't touch those, Jiraiya!
It'd been many years since Jiraiya finally married Tsunade, and soon his old age put him in his deathbed. He only had days to live.
One day he was laying in bed when a wonderful smell came from downstairs. With as much energy as he could muster, he slowly dagged him self downstairs and into the kitchen. There, on the table, was a huge plate of chocolate cookies.
Jiraiya licked his lips and reached for them, but Tsunade walked in and smaked his hand away.
"Don't touch those!" She said. "They're for the funeral!"
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Sasuke wants to know...
Sasuke: If I give up sake, dangerous missions, and vigirous sex with Naruto each night, will I live longer?
Sakura: No it'll just seem longer.
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Blond joke # 1
Naruto and Sasuke decided to go skydiving one day. Sasuke jumped out first, but he didn't realize his parachute was broken.
He pulled on the string and nothing happened. Naruto watched him for a few moments before jumping out and screaming, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?!"
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Sending his dobe to heaven
Naruto: Hey Sasuke, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?
Sasuke: Your legs.
Naruto: Why do you say that?
Sasuke: Because you always have yours in the air screaming ''oh god! I'm coming!"
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Dead birdie
Sasuke and Naruto are walking along the beach when Sasuke spots a dead bird. "Naruto, look at the dead birdie!"
"Where?!" Naruto looked up at the sky.
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Itachi's warning
Sasuke's in the bathtub playing with himself when Itachi walks in on him. "Sasuke, if you don't stop that' you'll go blind." He said.
"Itachi, I'm over here." Sasuke said.
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A/N: Well, that's it for this chapter. Tell me what you think and if I should continue. Tell me which joke is your favorite!