A/N: I'm kind of a dork I have half of the 50 'friendship' rules done, I could have just made them us as I went but really what's the fun in that? Any suggestions what should be on the list would be helpful. I have exactly 30 of 50. Thank you for reviewing it makes me want to write more, hence why I started the list. Still don't own anything if I did this some sexual tension would be had by the two on the show.
The last few days had been boring to say the least, she never broke one and he made sure she never caught him breaking one.
Not yet anyways.
He was curious about the 'secret' stuff she knew about him that no one else knew and figured it couldn't be too harming, probably something he could shrug off or play along with. He was thinking about doing something small to see the severity of her punishment. He was going to be extra nice and do a thing or two to get her to break the rules he did have some tricks up his sleeves they ranged in severity from minor to her screaming his name. Oral was not on the list and he was keeping his mouth shut. Chances are Grissom didn't have a clue about what to do down there and he was going to show Sara what it would be like to come using only a tongue.
First plan of action was get her to see him without his shirt on as much as possible which meant showing up and leaving when she did and maybe with just a towel on. Note to self offer to take the first decomp that comes available hmm maybe he could get her to offer to help.
Being the extra nice guy that he always had been he'd stopped at her favourite coffee place and picked up her favourite drink and one for himself nothing like making the others think they were friends again. Only if he had his way they wouldn't be just friends for very long but that was just cruel and sick of him.
(Insert evil laugh here)
"Sorry I'm late there was a line up" a little white lie, the drive-thru where he went was empty everyone opting to go in for their coffee. He handed a coffee to Sara and she looked at him the we need to talk –alone look. He was doing something good and no where on this little list of hers did it say he couldn't buy her any gifts that did make him think of a thing or two of buying her. That however would have to wait as he returned his attention to the room where Nick was looking put out.
"Where's the rest of ours?" Nick asked
"Right behind you in the coffee pot" he'd already taken a seat across from Sara and saw her smirk at his reply, hiding it well with the notion she was taking a sip of her coffee. The rest of the meeting went by pretty quickly to no one's surprise Greg was alone again. As was Sara. He could conveniently check up on her, maybe ask her to lunch or something without leaving their partners high and dry. Ray and Nick were partnered up and of course they got the decomp, he got a regular dead body with his head blown off he could just imagine how long that would take to gather evidence and Sara something drug related.
Sara was the first one out of there followed by Catherine and Ray discussing something he was sure he didn't want to know leaving him and Nick alone.
"She's married now, remember that" Nick told him
"Oh don't I know" Greg sighed and walked out with the other man
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"You got a free sec?" Sara met him out by his Tahoe for the day, hers parked nearby.
"Sure" He opened the back passenger seat and deposited his kit on the floor and turned to give her his full attention.
"Buying me coffee and no one else?"
"Used to do it all the time remember?" he used to way back when before she started dating Grissom, way back when he still had chance with her but a little thought came to his pretty little head, he got more action from her when she was with Grissom than when she had been pining away after him.
"Yes, I think I read too much into it" she looked down ashamed, here she thought he was doing it with an ulterior motive but he was just trying to be nice.
"I thought it was okay, the list didn't say I couldn't buy you coffee or lunch" he hinted and played innocent and turned on his good boy charm.
"We'll see Greg how much we have to do with our cases okay?" she smiled at him and he nodded.
"I missed you" she whispered and hugged him and he got to 5 Mississippi's before she let go. Sara had just broken her first rule.
23. Friendly hugs are allowed only lasting 3.5 seconds any longer is deemed as breaking the rule.
Not wanting to ruin this good moment he kept his mouth shut and watched her walk away breaking rule 16. (No checking me out under any circumstances)
Damn she had a nice ass.
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"Did you really think I didn't notice?" Greg nearly choked on his sandwich as he looked from the woman across from him, he'd gotten her to have lunch with him promising that since his was suicide and not homicide like originally thought he would help her with hers after lunch.
"Notice what?"
"You broke rule 16 while I was walking to my car" he took a sip of her water oh if she thought she was getting away scot free she was sadly mistaken.
"I wasn't the only rule breaker today" he bit back watching shock play in her eyes
"What rule did I break?"
"23. The friendly hug one that could only last for 3.5 seconds. I got to five Mississippi's before you let go. I think that since you broke the rule before I did mine, mine should be cancelled out"
"No it still counts" her shoulders sagged "what's my punishment?" it wasn't really a big rule so he'd go easy on her
"Can I speak freely even if it means breaking a rule about certain talk?"
"I guess for the moment"
"You know your yellow shirt that you have to wear the right bra or a shirt underneath if not it's see through?" she nodded a little creeped out that he paid that much attention to her clothing. "You have to wear your black and pink bra underneath it tomorrow for the duration of the shirt and if anyone comments. It was laundry day" he smirked and took a sip of his drink waiting for his punishment.
"I guess that's fair" a little dissatisfied with his form of punishment.
"What are you going to tell everyone about me?" he asked
"Oh no I'm not telling, you'll just have to wait and find out"
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He thought he was safe he hadn't been given any weird looks or laughed at; no remarks were even made which made him wonder what exactly Sara had told everyone but he stopped short when he saw the pink little bag attached to his locker with a card. Taking the card out of the envelope it took him a second to register what it meant.
I hear you like to wear these
He stuck his hand in what he found made his mouth drop pulling out a lime green and hot pink thong he laughed to himself.
Oh he was definitely going to like this game.