Allo, allo!!!! Lonely Stalker returning to show you all a major epic that involves many of my favorite and some of your favorite manga series and even some of the best authors we have on fanfiction (in my opinion anyways). These best authors are betaing!!! Though I wouldn't say they only review. They're like co-authors and they did this as a favor, so perk up or die bitches!!!! (In other words be appreciative or I keel you). On staff:

LS: writer

Dogsfang (I will refer to him a puppy throughout the story): Head Beta

2nd Beta: doctor41

3rd Beta: DMacIntosh

4th Beta: Shigur3'

5th Beta: BrownPaperBag51

6th Beta: Shadowmaiden3

And the rest of the staff has yet to be developed… So if you want to join, give me a PM about it and also tell me character details so that I may add you to the story if I need more characters. This story has been 3 chapters completed, but I wanna be an asshole so I will make you wait till I get lots of reviews. SO REVIEW NOT FLAME ME!!!

So without further ado, let's test this shit baby out (not to say that all babies don't shit 90% of their infant lifetime)!!!!!

In the Naruto universe

Naruto was locked in a battle with Danzo. By his side, Kakashi, Sakura, and Hinata fought to take down the one-eyed man (who may or may not be Obito). Naruto and Kakashi fired up their most powerful rasengan and chidori and attempted to fuse them together in order to hopefully take the evil man down, while Sakura and Hinata proved to be distractions.

When Naruto and Kakashi were prepared, they called out to the kunoichi, who grabbed Danzo's arms and covered his face while the two men left a flash of yellow as they sliced into Danzo. The cyclops however managed to peek through a hole in the block of his face and activated his sharingan, attempting to create a make-shift Tsukiyomi. However, the colliding force of the sharingan and the 'rasedori' supposedly ripped a hole (Kakashi's hypothesis) in the air and they were immediately sucked into the wormhole. As they plummeted to the ground, Naruto realized he fell into something soft (A/N: FREEZE)

In the To-LOVE-ru universe

"Riiiiiiitttttttooooooooo 3," Lala shouted with enthusiasm, "I made a new invention and-"

Lala was interrupted when she tripped and landed onto Rito, causing the invention to zap at what seemed to be nothing, creating a familiar wormhole and sucking in the inhabitants of the Yuuki household. Those unlucky winners include: Golden Darkness, Mikan, and Haruna along with the two characters previously mentioned. They all fell… and to their discomfort, the ground was very rock-hard.

In the Love Hina universe

All the female members of the Hinata-sou were peacefully bathing, unaware of the two old men peeking at them. Keitaro was unfortunately confined to the tiny bath that he usually had to use on the second floor. Jiraiya of the Naruto universe and Hoposie of the Ranma universe were spying at the beautiful women, when all of a sudden, a cold blade was pressed to their backs. Motoko had noticed their interruption and thought about killing them, but instead, kicked them into the bath to be killed in a more painful and violent manner. All the Love Hina women slowly got up and began to beat up the panty chasers when two other women came in to see the sight. One eagerly went to attack them for no particular reason and the other shook her head and simply sat down to take a bath without caring. Keitaro ran down to see what the commotion was and eventually found himself being beaten up with the old perverts by some bad luck as always. (=ㅅ=) After the commotion died down, Naru and Keitaro left to study for Todai while the other women were continuing to enjoy the thrills of beating up the perverts.

Naru and Keitaro were studying for a while in Naru's room and were 3 inches away from kissing when another familiar wormhole came out of nowhere and sucked the Hinata-sou residents in randomly. Along with the two perverts and mysterious people that entered. Once again, Keitaro cursed his luck.

In the Tengen Toppa Guren Lagann universe

Yoko, Shimon, and the one and only Kamina, the one Shimon calls aniki, are walking to school, when a random wormhole simply sucks them in.

The Samurai Deeper Kyo universe

Kyo and Yuya were looking for bounties, bored out of their minds when the shogun came and tried to arrest them. A wormhole sucked them in.

ON ANIMELIVE TV:

Reporter: Recently all sorts of main characters have been sucked out of their usual places in the manga books and readers are now wondering, what is happening. Many unexplained wormholes are appearing. So far, the mangas that have disappeared include the following:

Minato Sahashi and his sekirei (for this story, I will include people like Akizu, and Miya) of the Sekirei world and the entire MBI building

Ninjas from the Naruto world

Kyo and Yuya along with the Tokugawa shogun of Samurai Deeper Kyo

The main monster characters and Tsukune along with the villainous Fairy Tail Company (and the building) from Rosario + Vampire

Yoko, Shimon, Kamina, Nia, and that guy no one can remember (Viral) from Tengen Toppa Guren Lagann

The residents of Hinata-sou from Love Hina

Negi and class 3a from Mahou Sensei Negima! along with Fate and his accomplices and the famous Jack Rakan

Lucy from Elfen Lied (for this purpose, she is alive)

Elsee and Otamega from The World God Only Knows, and

Rito and Lala's companions from the To-LOVE-ru world

The new and super indestructible dimension (created by yours truly)

"WELCOME ONE, WELCOME ALL, I HAVE BROUGHT YOU TO THIS NEW DIMENSION. IT HAS BEEN ALL DECIDED THAT YOU WILL ALL KILL EACH OTHER. ALL THE SO-CALLED EVIL VILLAINS VERSUS THE SO-CALLED HEROES. YOU WILL SEE FOR YOURSELVES SOON WHO EACH SIDE IS. FOR NOW YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO STAY OVER IN HOTELS ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE DIMENSION. ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT I WILL NOT ALLOW FIGHING UNTIL THE MAIN EVENT STARTS. IF YOU EVEN ATEMPT TO DISOBEY ME, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL VOICE, WHOSE NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT TO YOU, I WILL IMMEDIATELY SEND OUT MY GENERALS TO KILL YOU. AND OF COURSE YOU WILL MEET THEM WHEN THE TIME COMES. ALRIGHT? GOOD. I WILL SPEAK WITH YOU ALL IN THE MORNING. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" With that, the loudspeaker shut itself off and all the confused characters were all sent to their rooms. (Naruto was sent to his room with a bloody face as he had fallen on top of Sakura's left breast.)

Up in a tower, a mysterious figure sat at a large table. Surrounding the figure were others who were also involved in the plan that the lead figure had made.

Well how was chapter one? (A/N to betas: Bring out the sake!!) Haha, well this is chapter one, I'm still not quite sure how the story will develop, but don't think this is going to be my best chapter. Besides, that's my betas' jobs to make sure my readers are pleased without having me do any of the work. Mine is to sit here and look pretty for the readers…

Love you all and I love my betas,

~Lonely Stalker