Edward and Bella change bodies for a week. Find out how they cope!

BPOV

I woke feeling groggy and tired. Obviously.

Edward's arms were wrapped around me and I REALLY needed to pee. But I couldn't fin my voice. Great.

I started squirming around in his arms. "What's wrong?" Edward asked, confused.

DAMMIT! I still couldn't talk... what's wrong with me?

Guess what happened next. I peed in the fucking BED. How embarrassing.

"Uh... Edward.. Er... Hehe... Good morning?" I said. Shit. He could probably smell the pee. Well, I could so there was no doubt in my pee brain that he could too.

"Bella... what are you not telling me? What's wrong?" He asked. Phew. He still couldn't smell it. Eww.. It didn't smell good... Yuck.

"Oh... I should let you change..."

SHIT! He noticed.

"Stupid, super smelly pee..." I muttered angrily

"No, no Bella. Pee smells good. Especially yours. Since some of it is blood." He smiled slightly.

I wanted to laugh at him. But I wasn't in the mood.

***

After Edward and I had cleaned up the... mess, we went to school. School had flown by quickly, and before I knew it, it was lunch.

"Hey, Edward," I said.

"Hello, Bella." He replied warmly and kissed my forehead.

"DAMMIT EDWARD!! UGH!! I DO NOT WANT PEAS IN MY FOOD! I HATE PEAS!" What the fuck was I saying...?

Edward stood there looking at me like I was crazy. Soon the whole school was staring at me. Then I started to cry. I ran out of the cafeteria into the girls bathroom. And sobbed. What. The. FUCK.

Seriously, what's wrong with me? Soon Alice came in and started to pat me on the back. I just sobbed more.

"Hey, can I have some cake?" I asked cheerily. Wait a second... wasn't I just crying my eyes out for no reason at all a few second ago???

Weird mood swings....

The rest of the day went on pretty much the same with my mood changing with every single little thing someone said.

Edward came home with me. Not something he usually did.

"So, Bella. What's wrong?" Edward asked. He looked like he was waiting for me t explode. Well... at least it wasn't a surprise...

"WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT!?!?! NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME!!" I screamed.

"Okay, whatever you say, love." Edward said. I went to sleep after that.

I had a very odd dream....

(A/N: Dream is in italics)

I was in a forest, and my eyesight was very bright, i could see every dust particle...weird. Then I noticed a burning in my throat.

"Mmm... Yumm... A DEER!!!" I screamed. My voice was a mans beautiful voice... though I couldn't place it.

Then I attacked it and there was blood everywhere...

I sat up panting. I would usually be sweating now.

WOW. WEIRD. DREAM.

OMG!!! WHY DO I HAVE A PENIS!?!?!

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