Disclaimer: I do not claim any of the Gintama characters as mine; they are the property of Hideaki Sorachi.

Note: I really shouldn't begin another story…ah wells. Each chapter will be 200 words or less, as per the true drabble way. This is crackity-cracktastic, and updates will be sporadic, AT BEST. You've been warned.

Chapter One

Brotherly Duties

"Just a little…moooore…there!"

Kamui held up his painstakingly-made letter with a look of pure glee – or malice, considering it was Kamui and him smiling at all usually meant that somebody was going to lose a limb or two or four.

"Abuto, don't you think Kagura-chan will like this?" he asked, pointing to his scribbly Kindergarten-illustration of stick-figure-Kamui and stick-figure-Kagura holding hands beneath an optimistic rainbow.

The older man scrutinized the drawing. "Why is there a pile of…dead…bodies? What does that arrow say? 'Kagura's suitors'…?"

Kamui snatched the picture away. "Whoops, silly me! Let me erase that…can't give away my plans just yet." He folded his drawing and placed it in an envelope.

"I'm off to mail this," Kamui sing-songed, waving a hand goodbye before disappearing.

Abuto merely sighed at the leader's antics and sent up a quick prayer for the younger sibling.