Akumashef: Hello All, this would be my first story for Man, so if one of the characters looks a bit OOC please forgive me.

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters… I wish I did… but don't… this is just what happens if I'm bored.

Please enjoy and review.

Allen's worst Nightmare?
By: Akumashef
in cooperation with April C.

"Honey… wake up, its time for you to get up… now!" the thin voice commanded.

Allen woke up with a throbbing pain in his head.

"AAAHHH, Road why are you in my bed!" Allen exclaimed.

"Oh, don't be silly my darling this isn't your bed, it's mine" Road chirped happily, smiling as Allen fell off the bed and passed out.

Allen awoke do to a hard blow to his head, which to be honest did nothing to help his pre-existing headache.

"Road darling get ready for school, you don't want to be late again!" called a husky male voice as its owner entered the room.

"Hi Earl!" Road called out happily.

"Hello Road… Why is Allen in your room?" The Earl asked narrowing his eyes.

"Oh… um ya see… well… I was going to tell you…"

"Tell me what darling?" The Earl pressed.

"I'm married!" Road declared happily.

The Earl reared back in surprise as he looked from Road to Allen and back before gripping his chest and collapsing in a heap on the ground.

"Earl?" Allen asked sheepishly.

"Oh Allen you finally killed the Earl!" Road Chirped happily.

"What! No I didn't!" Allen shot back at her.

"That's not what I saw!" Road teased "lets go tell your friends the good news!" she called, suddenly grabbing the boy.

"What no!" Allen cried, fighting against the small girl dragging him through a large door. Allen soon found himself being dragged into the cafeteria of the Black Order, the occupants staring in shock.

"I never did trust you Bean sprout, bringing her here was bold of you though." Kanda growled, drawing his sword and rushing to attack the two.

Holding out her hand Road called one of her doors and it quickly swallowed Kanda before disappearing. Every Finder who had witnessed Kanda's disappearing act suddenly whooped and cheered, pumping their fists in happiness.

"Hey everyone, guess what!" Road called above the celebration "Allen Killed the Earl."

If at all possible the hollering grew in magnitude and Allen became a hero to everyone of every branch of the Black Order.

In a dark room Crass awoke with a cry and began shaking his head to clear it.

"That was the worst nightmare ever… Allen becoming a hero and getting married to Road?" Cross muttered sharply.

"Oh don't be silly Cross darling, I didn't marry Allen… I married you." Teased a small, perky voice through muffled laughter.

Cross's scream could be heard for miles around.