I know what you're thinking...

"FINALLY THIS BI*CH UPDATES THIS STORY! I'VE BEEN WAITING!"

No?

Well, that's what I was thinking when I finished this. I think it's funny how long it took me to write this, and it's soooo short. It irritates me that the stupid writer's block is still hanging over my head. Maybe it'll go away soon?

Let's hope so 'cuz it's been here for about 4 months, maybe longer.

D/C: Me don't own Naruto..If I did...well, things will be different.

Chapter Two:

Dead Men Walking.

"Are you seriously going through with this?"

"...Yes."

"What're you thinking? No, turn around, damnit!"

"Oh, shut up, gaki."

"WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY?"

"Calm down you two. It's Megami-chan's birthday today! We should be -"

"Shut the hell up, dobe!"

Slightly insulted, Naruto tsked his best friend's behavior towards his...daughter. Holy hell, it was more than absolutely difficult than think the yelling fifthteen year old girl in the back of his car was Sasuke's child. Though they did act a like on certain things.

For one, the two raven-haired Uchihas thought they were right about everything. They bitched and clawed at each other's ego about the littlest things.

"We're going east, you idiot!"

"No, we took two right turns so we're going north now, dumbass!" They were like night and day; never getting along on anything...

And good damn! It's only a twenty minute drive to The Hyuuga Mansion!

The Hyuuga Mansion...

Wow, that brings back memories.

Mostly great and fun. Some stupider than others but just as fun and adventurous. The blond remembered one night, Hinata held a girl's sleepover. This included the hostess and her sister, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, TenTen, Temari Sabaku, Tayuya, Kin, and Karin. The boys, whom were himself, Sasuke, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Shikamaru Nara, Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, Choji Akimichi, Kankuro and Gaara Sabaku, Lee, Neji Hyuuga, Suigetsu Hozuki and Juugo, crashed the party and gave the girls a run for their money...

But of course, the guys had forgotten all of the girls either had extremely fast reflexes or had been taking Ty-Kwan do since the age of five.

So, the boy's night ended with them all in the hospital, except for Juugo, Gaara, Shino and Lee, whom had stayed out of the fight knowing something was going to go wrong. The girls weren't too pleased to find out they had to cancel their plans for the idiots, but did anyway, being the nice friends they are.

The one who had gotten beat up the worst was Suigetsu, as expected from his red-headed girlfriend. Karin was dangerous when set off, especially when caught by surprised. She broke his nose and gave him a black eye, which was nothing compared to his snapped arm. And that was letting him off easy. She back-handed him and gave it to him when he was in the hospital.

Thankfully, TenTen was more...gentler than Karin was, Neji prayed. He managed to make it out alive with a broken wrist and a fractured ankle, along with nasty bruises on his abdomen.

Getting off subject! Anyway, as the father-daughter argument turned almost violent, Naruto thought back to the times he saw Sasuke happy; not the fake happiness he pulls every time his parents ask him about how Hinata is doing.

It was rather dejecting that he knew they'd never get together again...Not after what went down years ago.

Naruto sighed quietly. In all honestly, the blonde couldn't figure out why on Earth would they break up after something as stupid as that? Seriously? In high school, they were so in love; everyone just knew they would get married one day and then children...

Of course, they always thought the married part would come first. Seems the 'Perfect Couple' was holding secrets from him. Blue eyes narrowed slightly once the thought crossed his ramen-filled mind. He'd find out, yes he will! Sasuke is his best friend. Best friends don't not tell their best friends about their kids! Did that even make sense? Who cares? It's Naruto's mind! Anything is possible.

While the father-daughter disagreement seemed to fade, the Hyuuga palace came into view. It was just how he remembered it; large, big, expensive and typical Hyuuga style. The large black gates entering into the curved driveway was swung open, reviling many cars parked in front of the grand doors. In the back seat, Megami raised an eyebrow.

"Mmh," She mused, instantly remembering the cars and their owners. "This should be interesting..." Almost in panic, she quietly slid her phone up and sent a text that read:

I think I can tonite..shits about to go down soon.

Not four seconds later, she received a text back: Sweet. We're all in the kids' room.

K, gimme like 2 hours.

Dnt take 4ever. I hate waiting

Deleting her messages, the pearl-eyed girl made sure her father and his best friend hadn't any idea what she was up to as she slipped the phone in her back pocket. Sasuke glanced at all the cars and rolled his eyes, pulling on the side across from the door. Something in his gut was telling him not to go inside, but as his blonde best friend for almost twenty years practically bounced out of the expensive car, he knew there was no turning back. It's finally time to face the mother of his child. Something he's been avoiding, and failing at that, for years now.

Fate is one cruel bitch.

Sasuke, and for Naruto for that matter, were too preoccupied and into their thoughts to notice the cars. Or the heavy atmosphere as they stepped out of the car.

Megami smirked from in the back of the two men. Well, if they wanted to go in, she'll sit back and watch for now. Lord knows how her uncle Neji and aunty Hanabi are going to react this...unwanted invite. She was, however, skeptical about two of the more emotion people in her life; Mikoto and her mother...

In any case, it was sure to turn out to be an interesting night at the Hyuuga Manor.

And there it is.

Short isn't it? I'm dissipointed in myself...I SHALL MAKE CHAPTER 3 LONGER...If not too lazy..*cough*...Anyyywaaayyys.

How was it?

Not a lot of detail, hm? Yes, I know. I HATE this writer's block! UGhhh. I can think of what I want to put, and say and everything..It's just when I type it or write it, my brain just says: "Oh..I forgot."

ARRGHHHH.

:D

~Chikara.