mY fAVoritE tHinGS
sCReams of mY vicTims and maSs disiLLusion
Knife wouNds and bulleTs and sWollen coNTusIons
....................ViSions of BatmAn with two bRoKen winGs
....................tHese are a feW of my faVorIte thingS
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maiMing fOr sPorT and deStroYing for pLeasure
FuLL gasoLine dRums and pain beYond meaSure
....................eXpLosions So LouD that theY maKe your eArs ring
....................TheSe aRe a Few of My fAvorite tHIngs
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just-bRoKen JaW bOnes and shoVeLs with bLood sTaiNs
teRror and ChAos and niGhtMaRes that RemaIn
....................toRTure that maKEs eVen moB boSses sing
....................thEse Are a fEw oF my FavoriTe thinGs
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eMPtY gUns, and
JusTice fULfiLLed
maKes me feeL
so SaD
i simpLY reMemBer
hoW manY I've kiLLeD
and tHen i dOn't FeeL
so bAd
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liVe gRenaDes, duLL sWiTchblaDes, heaRts fiLLed with loaTHing
cRueLty, aPathY and purPLe cLOthing
....................a PuNCh in the fAce thaT wiLL mAKe youR eYes sTinG
....................tHeSe aRE a feW of mY FavOrite ThingS
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CheLSea gRins, carVed up sKin, faces with fResh TeaRs
fRantic pLeas for meRcY falling on deaF eaRs
....................BomBs mAde from dYnamIte, WirEs and sPrinGs
....................ThEse Are A few of my fAVorItE thInGS
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dEad coPs anD GunsHOts and sIde-sPLitting LaUghter
No hapPY endinGs and nO eVeR aFter
....................GothaM decaYing and DismAL settINgs
....................these ArE a few Of mY faVoRItE things
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CeLLs in ArKhaM
thoSe who dIe QuicK
StuFf thaT maKeS
me MaD
i siMpLY remEmbeR
thAt BaTman'S a pRicK
And tHen I dOn'T fEEL
sO BaD
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FrightEning chILdreN and VuLGar liP-LickIng
mYsterIous boXes ThaT seEm to bE ticKing
....................cRueL puPpet masteRs who puLL all the sTRingS
....................These aRe a fEW of MY favOritE thiNGs
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mURderiNg JudGes and bLowiNg uP D.A.s
SLicing up BodIes and aLL moRal decaY
....................faLLen heroes wIth oLd WounDs feSTering
....................TheSE are A few of My FAvorIte things
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TauNTing the BAT dReSsed in bLack weARing aRmOr
DropPing his giRL out a wIndoW to haRm her
....................HitTing hIm, sPLittinG Him, cLipPing his wingS
....................theSe aRe a feW of My faVoRite THings
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KniVes in pocKets
GuNs and RoCkeTs
mAKe me feeL
so gLad
aNd whEn I asseMBLe
ThEse danGerous thiNgs
i geT to behaVe
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SoooooooOoo
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BAD!
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(ha HahA ha hA.... HA!)
Author's Note: If you don't know the melody to this song, check this out, by removing the spaces:
http: // www. youtube. com /watch?v=irhroQ14Ufo
-4oC, 2009.09.19