The Hotel in some part of Europe I can't remember
Unit #11-07
Nation Code 005
State Code 492
Bakadeshi,
I have been called, very reluctantly away from my hotel room, to HQ on emergency orders. I trust you are working hard paying my debts back. If not, you should know that when (if) I get back from this terrible prison under the innocent guise of HQ, there will be more than hell to pay; there will be the debt, as well as interest to pay.
This letter may not even reach your ignorant existence; I forgot the hotel name and the unit number. Come to think of it, I forgot the nation and state code too. Does Europe even have 492 states? Are they even called states?
I don't suppose you have any idea how insufferable HQ is, or even how irritating Leverrier can get. One day I shall drag you down to this hellhole with me and teach you the true meaning of "no life"; perhaps one day when the debts are gone. Though in hindsight I would never come back to this sorry excuse for a HQ, maybe I could just dump you at their doorstep.
I was told that this was an emergency, supposedly top-secret plan, but of course I have absolutely no obligation to listen to them and spill the beans, or the alcohol, which has already been spilt. HQ thinks that the recent phenomenon of something that I forgot has been brought on by Akuma, possibly even the Noa. I have a suspicion that the something concerns flying umbrellas, rolling clumps of grass and floating bunnies as every time I look around the room or out the window I see them all over the place.
Maybe I need another glass of the strong stuff to clear my head.
Should tell HQ we're running out of the alcohol rather quickly, too. I just complained an hour ago, but nothing seems to be happening about my orders. I should threaten to resign, but the only problem in resigning is that the wonderful, pretty presence of Cloud Gensei will no longer be with me, and I shall no longer be able to be with her. Such a pretty being......she ought to resign together with me. You could easily take over both our places, I don't suppose HQ would notice the difference.
I think I need another glass; drown my sorrows and angst. If you're reading this, bakadeshi, stop lazing around and pull your lazy butt up and start paying off debts before the interest rate increases. I shall not waste my time on a pitiful activity such as signing off on the letter to a bakadeshi.
PS. I believe there is yet another receipt for you to collect and pay off at the bar at the end of the road; can't remember its name though.
cont?
so, how was it? does it make sense? should I continue? turn it into a series?
that was my original plan actually, to turn it into a series of letters from a suffering Cross Marian in HQ to his bakadeshi. NOTE: THERE WILL BE NO RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO BEYOND THE SHISHO/DESHI KIND OF ACKNOWLEDGMENT.
please review and tell me what you think; whether I should continue the series of letters or delete or leave it as a oneshot or write a concluding chapter to this about what happened to the letter.