Okay, so I was pretending like I was doing something, because my sister was trying to play Sims 3, and she can't play it unless someone watching her. and when she plays, I mean she will be playing for hours, seven hours at the least. It was two in the morning, so I was gonna go to sleep. The only reason I was even up was to type the final chapter for Morningside, my SWAC story. I ened up staying up all night, typing this story. This first chapter is short, but while I was typing the other chapters, they seem to get longer. So not all chapter will be like this. I think I only have two more chapters to type, then all I'll have to do is post them. Enjoy the Seddiness!

Carly and I were standing around in the iCarly studio checking the new green screen because of an accident last month that involved, Sam, Carly, a bunch of pop rocks, Dr. Pepper and a dresser drawer filler with cream cheese. Don't ask. It was funny though, I cried partly because of the funny, and because the green screen was destroyed. Carly was standing in front of the green screen talking about something that I probably was supposed to be listening to, but I was thinking about Sam. Sam. I kissed Sam, and I liked it. She never said she liked it. She seemed a bit disgusted at the thought, though.

"Freddie!"

I yelped.

"Yeah, huh?"

"I asked you a question."

"Oh," I replied stupidly, "Yes?"

I had no ideal what I was saying yes to.

"So you do like to eat earthworm sandwiches with a side of mud," Carly clarified.

I gave her a funny look, "No…"

"But you just said yes."

"I wasn't listening," I mumbled.

Carly laughed at me. Something I didn't need right now. It felt like everyone was laughing at me for some odd reason. My cousin and best guy friend laughed when I told him I liked Sam. Then he went and told my other three cousins, his brothers, they laughed and teased. Eventually, my aunt wanted to know what they were- you know what, lets just say half of my relatives got a good laugh. Then my girl cousin, who just happens to be named Samantha, explained to me why Sam would never go out with me.

"I asked if you were busy tonight. Sam and I are going to watch a movie, my pick," Carly told me.

"Oh, yeah. I can come."

I had no idea that I would do probably one of the stupidest and greatest things of my life.

That Night

Carly, Sam and I sat on the sofa watching what Sam called the girliest movie she will probably ever watch. Pride and Prejudice. It was gonna be The Notebook, but Sam was threatening her life if she even touched the movie. I supposed I should be grateful. The Notebook always made me cry and Sam want to throw up. She actually did the first time she saw it. Right on my new jeans at the time.

It was on the part where Elizabeth and Lady Katherine were talking, and Elizabeth was telling her to leave. I looked over at Sam. She was starting to close her eyes. I was actually surprised she stayed awake this long. I was at the end closest to the door, Sam in the middle, and Carly at the end. Carly was eating the popcorn left in the bowl sitting in Sam's lap, watching intently.

I turned back to the screen. Keira Knightly's character was walking in the field. She paused for a moment and looked off to see Mr. Darcy walking her way. I looked back at Sam. Her eyes were nearly closed. They opened a little more every time Carly stuck her hand in the bowl, making the bowl bump into her stomach a bit. I could barely see her gorgeous blue eyes illuminated by the TV light. Her blonde hair was haphazardly lying across her face. Her lips were pouty, and kissable. Really, really kissable. I didn't notice, but I was leaning closer and closer to Sam. My lips centimeters from touching hers. I finally realized when my lips were on Sam's and she moaned groggily.

Oh. My. God. I'm kissing Sam! Oh my god! She's gonna kill me!!!

"Oh my, gosh! Freddie!" I heard Carly squeal.

Sam was now alert and I pulled back quickly, my hand still on her cheek. I quickly dropped it.

"Sam, I"

"You're dead."

I bolted up immediately and ran for the door, Sam closely behind me. I ran into my apartment and locked the door. Sam began pounding on it.

"Open this door, Benson!"

"I'm sorry, Sam!" I cried, "I didn't realize what I was doing till, I did it, and-"

"Come out here!"

"No!"

I eventually came out, once Carly had gotten Sam as calm as possible. She gave Sam money to go buy a ham at the 24 hour deli. I followed Carly into her kitchen. She gave me a bottle of water and we sat at the island.

"So, you like Sam, huh?" She smiled knowingly.

I took a sip of water and pouted.

"Yep."

So, that was chapter one. Sam's violent tendencies in this one inspired the violence in the next chapter. You can never go too over the top with Sam, in my opinion, because she's so random. You can't predict what she will do! That's why she's my favorite.