Author: amai-kaminari
Fandom: Saiyuki
Character(s): Gojyo, Hakkai, mention of Sanzo
Pairing(s): 58, if you close your eyes and imagine. Really, though, it's GEN!
Warning(s): Language
A/N: Flashfic. Done in 10 minutes.
Community: all_unwritten
Prompt: #730
"Uh... Hey, Hakkai?"
"Yes, Gojyo?"
"What the hell are those things?"
"Candles."
"I can see that, but..."
"I picked them up at a yard sale this morning. Is there a problem, Gojyo?"
"Yes, there's a problem! They look like..."
"Disembodied heads?"
"No shit!"
"I don't see the issue."
"The issue is: there are severed heads on our kitchen table!"
"I see your point. Shall I move them to the bedroom?"
"..."
"No? How about the--"
"You're not helping, Hakkai."
"All right, then. What do you propose?"
"Hmmm... Oh, hey! I've got an idea. Hold on."
"Gojyo, why are you--"
"Hold on a sec."
"..."
"So what do ya think, huh?"
"I think I need to start making the funeral arrangements."
"Wha-- Why?"
"Because when Sanzo sees those, tomorrow will be the anniversary of your death."
"Aw, come on! He's already got Three Floating Heads. What's three more?"
"Gojyo, I really don't th--"
"These'll fit right in! Everyone already knows that he's a baldy! And a flaming one at that!"
"Gojyo..."
"What! Am I wrong?"
"...I suppose Sanzo's desk could use some extra lighting."
"Now you're talkin'! 'Sides, how else is cherry-chan gonna get some head?"