AUTHOR'S NOTE:
This bit contains material that may highly disgust some of my readers... Side effects of reading may include:
Wanting to Kill Ashfur,vomiting, crying, dying of laughter, revulsion, severe hatred of Ass-erm... Ashfur, and possibly nightmares
SO, READ IT AT YOUR OWN RISK!
(LOL)
Ashfur was bored one day, and his puny little brain could not think of anything to do.
"Firestaaarrrrr! I'm hungry!" He wailed to their leader, who was busy making out with sandstorm.
"Go hunting then!" Firestar yowled.
"Firestaaaarrrr! I'm lazy!" Ahsfur wailed again.
"let me handle this Firestar..." sandstorm said.
"Fine..."firstar said, putting away his potato shooter.
"Ahsfur,"sandstorm said. "you need to get laid or get out!"
Ashfur stood there... a sick grin on his face.
"Not me!" Sandstorm yelled.
"Awwww..." Ash sighed, the grin dissapeared, only to reappear.
"Not me either, pervert" firestar spat.
"Try Ferncloud, she's the local whore." Sandstorm said.
"I think she's my MOM!"AShfur wailed.
"good then she'll say yes."Sandstorm said, then ran back to firestar, and they resumed their making out.
"MOM! wanna make out?"Ashfur said.
"Mommy's busy!" ferncloud wailed, as the scent of another cat hit Ashfur's nose.
"OMSC! You're mating with Sol! I'm, telling Fire-" Ashfur was cut off as Purdy walked up and sat on him.
"Get off me! you perverted old fart!" Ashfur wailed.
"I did not... okay I farted... " Purdy admitted sheepishly, as Ashfur proceeded to choke to death under Purdy's rotund behind.
" Huh, Purdy is useful." Mousefur pointed out.
This is even more Writing-vomit,
highly amusing to write, highly disturbing and amusing to read.
Try writing a bit of it in your review, I'll probably add it to the story later on.