My first Harry Potter fic! Hope you like it :) I needed a break from my Drake&Josh story.

This is a HarryxDraco story. Please turn around if you don't like that sort of thing. There's nothing rated M in this chapter, but there will be later.

I wanted to create a one shot lemon but... my stories always morph into something longer. I'm not really sure what year Harry and Draco are in here... but I figure it's fifth or sixth. Other then the place and people, this fan fic wont follow the original Harry Potter plot, as genius as it may be.

I do not own Harry Potter. But I can always dream.

EDIT: Thank you for the revision advice! I had no I idea how Blaise was really spelled. And skrewts. If you see anything else, don't be afraid to mention it.

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It all started at the sorting ceremony. Draco sighed, playing with his new, pointed wizard hat on the long, wooden table. Another boring year with Head Master Dumbleydork and that monster-loving oaf. He looked to the front of the great hall and glared angrily at the remaining cast of oddball teachers. They looked like something strait out of a muggle cartoon. Draco groaned and rested his head in his hands, elbows on the table.

"Hey, Draco," Blaise said, nudging the young Malfoy's arm, "Check out Weasley's wizard hat. Bloody hilarious." Draco sat up and glanced across the room to the Gryffindor table. He caught sight of Weasley, his fiery red hair poking out from underneath a hideous, maroon hat. It looked like his mummy-dearest had knitted it herself. There was even a golden R embroidered on the front. It appeared to have been enchanted to ripple realistically like a flag.

Draco snorted and started laughing hard, clutching Blaise for support. Soon the pair was gasping for breath between each amused howl. Students turned to stare. Wizards and witches from Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Gryffindor regarded them with cold, hateful looks while the Slytherins smiled, although somewhat awkwardly, at their fellow housemates. Draco pointed rudely in Ron's direction as tears pooled in his eyes.

Soon everyone's attention was on the youngest Weasley boy. Ron blushed furiously and tore the offending hat off, hiding it in his lap under the table. It was too late, though. The damage was done. Now the Slytherins weren't the only ones snickering. The poor red headed boy sat silently, glaring venomously at the stone floor, his face as red as his hair.

By this time Draco's chuckles had died down. He breathed deep, trying to regulate his heartbeat as he listened to the wonderfully humiliating giggles. He watched Ron with a satisfied smirk. The poor git looked like he would start crying. Draco was about to tell Blaise when he saw a supportive hand grip Ron's shoulder. Draco frowned and strained his neck to get a better look.

Suddenly, he was fixed with two angry green eyes. Draco flinched back in surprise. Potter was glaring at him. Draco quickly recovered and frowned back, although somewhat weakly.

Potter broke eye contact for a moment to whisperer something in Weasley's ear. The pair smiled and glanced back at Draco, smirking. Ron even chuckled before pointedly ignoring the young Malfoy.

'What the hell was that about?'Draco wondered fuming. His hand instinctively moved to the pocket where his wand rested. What he wouldn't give to curse the smile right off that stupid Potter's face. He didn't get the chance however, because the room fell silent when Dumbledore approached the podium.

"Greetings students!" He said in that airy voice he always used. "Be you young or old, it is a great pleasure to welcome you all to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Now there are a few items on the agenda that I hope you will all heed. Wouldn't want any casualties this year." While the headmaster paused to look as his notes, all the first years exchanged worried glances. "Ah, now then, first on the list, you are all to avoid the closet on the right of the Potions class door in the dungeon. There has been a minor explosion and there is now a portal that leads to the roof of the Astronomy tower. As you can very well imagine a fall from that height could land you in the Infirmary for a lengthy stay." The headmaster smiled wistfully as he stroked his beard, as if he were recalling an interesting anecdote.

"Secondly, I would like to remind you all that the Forbidden Forest is out of bounds. Also, do not wade to far out into the lake. The giant squid is right in the middle of its mating season and, as you all know, it is very aggressive at this time of the year." If the first years weren't petrified already, they certainly were now. Some of them were as white as the ghosts that hovered close to the night time ceiling.

"Oh, and the final item of interest is the new course that is being added this year." At this Draco's ears perked up. He hoped it was a worthwhile class for once. Maybe a study of the Dark Ages or an Advanced Curses class. He was however, immediately disappointed.

"During summer vacation I happened to travel around in the muggle world for research. I was filling in for the regular muggle studies teacher who had fallen ill. A bad case of dragon pox if I recall correctly. Anyway, I was doing some research on the muggle curriculum when I noticed an interesting class. I believe it is called physical education or P.E. for short. It is a class that is devoted to shaping the body, as well as the mind. It covers everything on the human form. After all, muggle sicknesses can be just as tricky as magical ones."

"It he serious?" Blaise hissed under his breath.

"He's bloody bonkers!" Draco groaned as he ground his teeth and gripped the bench he sat on. "What idiot would take that class?"

"Also, it has been brought to my attention that some of you couples aren't being as safe as you could be, hm? I remember what it was like to be your age. Your hormones are raging and spring is in the air all year long." Dumbledore smiled dreamily as he became engrossed in his thoughts. Draco made a disgusted face and hoped that this wouldn't give him nightmares.

"I support your youthful spirits, but as headmaster I must keep you all safe, as well as give you the tools to keep yourselves safe. All of you first years will find that your class schedule has been altered accordingly. We will be adding a new period to the end of the day so that all you students may get the chance to experience this new course." Draco let out a long sigh. He felt a huge weight lifted off his shoulders. The feeling was short lived.

"I haven't forgotten about the rest of you students. This course is mandatory for everyone this year." A chorus of moans filled the room.

"I'll never be able to finish my homework this year!"

"This cuts into Quidditch practice time!"

"I took Advanced Potions and Runes this year! I'm doomed!!!"

"Dear Merlin! I'll never get any sleep!"

"QUIET!!!" Professor Dumbledore boomed, his wand held to his throat. Everyone was silenced as they held their ringing ears. "Let's be reasonable now. I have already discussed this change in schedule with all of your teachers. They are aware of the added pressure this year and have made the proper adjustments in your future lessons. I promise that this new course will only serve to better you all." The students nodded hopefully but the Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, and Ravenclaws all eyed Snape warily. They knew that no matter what Dumbledore had discussed with him, his classes would be as brutal as ever.

"Thank you for your understanding, students. Now if you would please follow the Prefects of your respective houses, you can all settle down for a nice, long rest. Tomorrow is a big day after all. Also, you will find your physical education uniforms on your beds." The students began to stand and trudge towards the giant, wooden doors.

"Sweet dreams, pupils! Don't let the blast ended skrewts bite!" Dumbledore called out before stepping away from the podium. The first years exchanged more worried glances before huddling together in color coded globs, shuffling after the Prefects.

"Can you believe this rubbish?" Blaise groaned as he walked with Draco towards the dungeons and the Slytherin dorms. Draco however was not paying attention. He was too busy glaring at Potter. He watched, infuriated, as Potter yanked Weasley close to whisper something in his ear. Then the pair glanced over their shoulders at the blonde boy. The red head snickered before turning back around. Harry, however, continued to keep eye contact with Draco.

Draco could feel his cheeks heat up from what he figured to be embarrassment. Potter's face was unreadable for a moment, but suddenly his lips curled into a smirk and his eyes gleamed evilly. Draco felt his composure slip as a wide eyed expression graced his face. He didn't think a goody-goody like Potter could manage a look so devious.

After rolling his eyes, the scarred boy turned around and fell back into step with Weasley. Draco gritted his teeth and clenched his fists as the two of them sauntered away.

'Damn him! Damn him to hell!' Draco thought venomously, 'What the bloody hell is he laughing at? How dare he?! Insulting a pure blood like myself. God, just the way he's walking pisses me off! That extra spring in his step, and that unnecessary swivel in his hips, and…' Draco lost his train of thought for a moment as he stared at Potter. He felt his ears and neck turn bright red.

'No no no!' Draco thought hurriedly, 'I was not just staring at his… no!' He averted his gaze to Potter's shoulders. His wide, strong, muscular… 'NO!'

"Draco?" Blaise questioned, suddenly next to his fellow Slytherin in the now empty hallway. Draco jumped and whipped his gaze to Blaise's face.

"W-what?" Draco stuttered breathlessly as he smoothed his robe, trying to feel more put together.

"Are you… coming?" Blaise asked, a puzzled look on his face, his head cocked quizzically to the side.

"Y-yeah," Draco replied. He glanced back to where Potter had stood, but no one was there now. Draco turned around and with a flourish of his robes he was off, Blaise flanking his right. After a few moments of silence, Draco spoke.

"Say, Blaise? It there, uh, something on my face?" The blonde risked a sideways glance at his classmate and immediately wished he hadn't.

"No," Blaise said with a suspicious tone, eyebrows arched, "Are you okay, Draco? You're acting a little strange." Draco felt flustered and blurted out the first thing that came to mind.

"Am not! Why would you ask that? If anyone's acting strange around here I'd say it's you!" The young Malfoy looked away and glared at his shoes, hastening his pace. Blaze opened his mouth only to close it again. He was ready for sleep and didn't want to start an argument with his uppity friend. He had plenty of time for that later. Besides, they still had a whole year ahead of them. Plenty of time to figure out why Draco was staring at Potter's ass.

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I hope you all like my idea about introducing P.E. to Hogwarts. My apologizes if anyone else also had this idea. I have yet to read a story that has, but I don't want anyone to be offended. I'm basing the lessons off of what went on in my high school. PE one week and health/sex ed the next and so on.

Also, if anyone's curious, Harry will be the 'man' in this relationship. I don't know why, but I love it when he's in charge. :)

Please read, review, and enjoy.