Chapter One: Wedding Bells

Hey Guys! I'm back and with the sequel! Not to mention: I got a Beta!
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I DON'T DO LEMONS!!!!!!!

Warning: Do not read if you haven't read Breaking Dawn, it has a few
spoilers.

Disclaimer:

*Both of us sitting and plotting*
Jasper: *walks over* I will probably regret this but, what are you doing?
Trish: Well, we made a deal with Bobo the monkey. If we help him win Mayor of
the world, he will give us Twilight!!!
Ash: YEAH!! You wanna help?? We will clear you Vampire past?! *winks at him*
Jasper: We-ll I'm not sure... Maybe i should ask Alice..
Trish and Ash: NNNOOOOOO!!!! *tackles Jasper*
Jasper: You don't own me or Twilight so let go!!!!!!!
Trish: Well then can we own Edward?
Jasper: No! I would never give my brother away like that!
Ash: Wrong answer! *locks him in dungeon*

*To be continued!*

BPOV:

It was hard to believe today is my wedding. It seems like yesterday Alice
was forcing me to go though fabrics for the table cloths (why we had to do this, I don't know). Now it's the wedding. Alice was the maid of honor, Jasper was the Best man, Rose and Bree were the brides maids, Carlisle was walking me down, and Emmett was marring us. I can't believe he talked us into it.

Flashback:

We had just walked into the living room. Everyone was in there talking. They quieted down when we entered.

"Did Alice tell you?" I asked, looking at Alice. She didn't meet my
eyes. I sighed. "Well then you know. Now, let's set some of the things
strait now. Alice, would you like to be the maid of honor?" I asked.

There was a high pitched scream and I was tackled by a pixie.
"I'll take that as a yes." Edward said. "Jasper, do you want to be
the best man?"

"Sure, I guess." He answered. I could tell he we upset his little sister
was getting married.

"Emmett would you-" I started before Emmett interrupted.

"I want to marry you guys!" I looked at him to see if he was serious. He was.

"Why do you want to do that?" I asked.

"Because I want to. I can get my license online!" He told us. I looked
at Edward and he shrugged.

"Why not?" I said. Alice gave me a look.

"If he does that, who will the bride's maids walk down with?" She asked.

"Well, I guess they could walk alone. You don't mind do you?" I asked
looking at Bree and Rose. Rose shook her head. Bree turned to me.

"Wait, you don't know me that well but, you're going to let me be one
of your bride's maids?" She asked. I nodded and she hugged me.

"Group hug!" Emmett yelled.

End Flashback

It had been a good afternoon. The only person I let see the dress was Esme. I had designed it to look like my mother's. I had a picture from then. Alice wanted to invite the whole town (No humans were to be here) but, I talked her into just us and getting married in our back yard though, I could not talk her out of a bachelorette party. The boys went hunting but, no, we had to go clubbing! Let's just say, a lot of people got smacked. (A/N: I will write it and along with others I may decide and post them under 'Deleted Scenes' after the Epilogue. If I ever talk about in a event and don't write about, pm me about it and I will add it)

Alice had squealed when she saw my dress. She fell in love with it but,
still said that if I ever not show her something clothes related again she
would burn my closet and force me to go with her to buy a new one. Only Alice would threaten a bride on her wedding day. Rose walked into the room.

"You ready?" She asked. I nodded. Alice yelled to me.

"Wait! You said I couldn't do anything with your outfit but, I
couldn't resist the something old, new, borrowed, and blue!" I sighed. At least it wasn't so bad.

"Fine! What are they?" I asked. She smiled.

"I got this new garter with a blue bow that I haven't had the chance to
wear. You can borrow it but, I want it back." She said quickly.

"Alice! You just had to give this to me didn't you?" I sighed. She
smiled and ducked under my dress to put it on. "Why do I need this again?" I asked. Rose answered.

"Oh, we do this every wedding though; it's a little different than a
human's. The girl who catches the bouquet gets remarried the next year and the guy who ether catches or gets hit with the garter must pay for the marring couple's honeymoon." Rose explained.

"What do you mean? 'Gets hit by?'" I asked. Alice laughed.

"Well, when we decided this, no one wanted to catch it so if they thought it was going to be thrown, all the boys ran. So, the one holding the garter has to try to hit one of them with it. Once, Jasper got hit by it three weddings in a row before I caught the bouquet. The boys are always cut in half, they don't want to risk the garter but, they don't like getting remarried every year."

"So, do any of you want me to through the bouquet your way?" I asked.

"YES!!!!" Alice, Rose, and Esme all said at the same time.

"Okay so no aiming." I said."By the way, will any of you tell me where
my honeymoon is?" I asked and got a bunch of no's. Jasper came in the room.

"What's taking so long?" He asked.

"Wait, I need my something old!" I said looking at Alice.

"Well, actually Jasper has that." She told me, turning to him. He pulled
out something I thought I would never see again. My mother's locket (A/N: I was rereading my story when I realized I had mentioned this but, never had Bella get it back.)

"How? When? Where?" I asked as I took it. He smiled sheepishly.

"I stole it before we left. I was planning on giving it to you as a freedom celebration gift. Though I never gave it to you while we were here because I thought that was the reason she found out about us leaving." He said. I understood.

"It may have been but, if you hadn't, maybe you wouldn't have found
Alice and I wouldn't have found Edward. So don't beat yourself up about it." I told him and he smiled at me. I walked over to Carlisle and laced my arm though his. Alice did the same to Jasper. Rose and Bee ran to the front and Esme started playing the piano-Edward had taught her how since that was normally his job.

Everyone started to go. Rose was standing on my side, Bree Edward's. Before I knew it, it was my turn. I took a step and glanced around. Wow! Alice went all out! Note to self: ask Edward if Alice looks anything like bridezilla. I slowly walked down until I got to the end. Emmett being Emmett had to have fun marring us.

"Hello everyone! Welcome to this lovely wedding! Doesn't it look great? It would be hard for it not to; bridezilla the pixie decorated it. Anyway, we are here to marry Eddie and Elly." He said. Edward and I growled at those nicknames.

"So Eddie, do you take Elly to be you wife forever and always?"

"I do." Edward said, looking in my eyes.

"Elly, do you take Eddie to be your husband forever and always?"

"I do." I said, staring into Edward's eyes.

"Then by the power given to me by the wonders of the internet, I pronounce you Husband and Wife. You may kiss the bride." Emmett said. I rolled my eyes. I don't think I'll let him do this again. Me and Edward kissed.

"Time to dance!!!!!" Emmett yelled, grabbing Rose and running at human pace to the dance floor. I shrugged and walked with Edward. I danced with everyone. Emmett had to embarrass me. Alice walked up to me.

"It's almost time." She said, knowing I knew what it meant. I shimmied
the garter down some and walked over to Edward with her. Alice told him and her pretended to grab something that fell. He grabbed the garter with him teeth and I shuddered. He hid it in his hand for a minute. I leaned up to his ear.

"Do me a favor and hit Emmett with this." I told him. He smiled and we
began to dance over to Emmett. He had his hand out to do something and Edward shot the garter right into his hand. He looked at it for about a minute and his eyes widened. He looked at us and we smiled.

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed. Everyone looked at him
and laughed.

"That's for the ten times you hit me on purpose." Edward yelled.

"Girls, it's your turn." I yelled. All but Bree ran up to me. I
lightly threw it and they all screamed. I turned around and saw that Esme had caught it. I smiled. Alice looked at her watch and gasped.

"You two have to go! You're going to miss your flight!" She said,
dragging me inside. She threw me a white dress and a sash that said 'Just married'. I gave her a look.

"I'm giving Edward one too! You'll need it. Some airport people love to
flirt!" She said. I took that as she had a vision of me and/or Edward
getting pissed at a human. I nodded and put them both on. I quickly met Edward and we walked to the car. Everyone threw confetti. Emmett went to spray us with silly string and got tackled by a pixie. She screamed at him for trying to ruin our outfits. Edward and I laughed as we got in the car. We rode quickly to the airport (A/N: I haven't been on a plain since the wedding) I gave him a look and he smiled.

We waited and I heard a flight for Rio being called. Edward pulled me up.

"Rio?" I asked.

"A stop. You won't find out that easily." He told me.

"Well, I could go into your mind and find out….." I trailed off. He
flinched and turned to me.

"Love, please don't. I would rather it be a surprise." He told me. I
sighed but nodded. We walked onto the plane and took our seats. We were in a private section that had a couch seat, no one else was there.

"I hate plane rides." I grumbled. Edward sighed.

"Yeah, I know. They are so boring." He told me. I looked at him for a
second and sighed. I leaned onto his shoulder and pretended to sleep. It was perfect until I heard some whispering.

"She's so hot!"

"Wow! Your right! I wonder what she's doing with a guy like that."

"I know! I'm going to go over there and see if they need anything. The
second she sees me, she'll drop him." I felt Edward stiffen at that last
part. Their thoughts must be bad. I knew this wouldn't end well. I thought of a good idea to distract him.

I moved onto his lap and whispered, "Let's give them a show." He
looked down at me and smirked. I captured his lips and we kissed. I sensed the guy come into the room and he froze. We pretended not to see him. It took him five minutes to unfreeze. He cleared his throat and we broke apart. I messed with the sash and I heard him sigh. I looked at Edward and saw him smirk a little.

"Yes?" I asked, pretending to be annoyed. He squirmed a little before
answering me.

"D-oo yo-ou nee-ed an-ny thi-ing?" he stammered.

"No, we'll tell you if we do. Please keep out until then." Edward
said. The guy nodded and left. I turned to Edward.

"That was fun. What were his thoughts?" I asked.

"When he came in and saw us kissing he froze thinking 'Wow, that's
hot!' and when you straitened your sash, he thought 'Of all the rotten
luck. She's taken.' And when you spoke, he was scared. If anyone rents
the private room, their comments can get them fired." He told me. I smirked. I then got a text from Alice:

'Lol! Nice! He's so scared. Nice way to distract Edward. Don't get in any
trouble; I won't be watching you anymore. And I defiantly don't want to
see you two doing the nasty.'

-Ali

I sighed. That was so Alice. I turned to Edward.

"How long is this flight?" I asked him.

"About another four hours." He said. I looked at him and sighed.

"Want to pretend to sleep for the rest of the flight?" I asked and he
nodded. There was a peaceful silence. Soon the scared flight attendant knocked on the door.

"Sor-rry to-o dis-turb you b-ut, the pl-plane is land-ing." He
stuttered. We nodded and buckled up. We soon landed and Edward laughed.

"What?" I asked.

"The flight attendant is praying to god we don't leave a bad review."
We both laughed. We slowly got off the plane and into a taxi.

"Where are we going?" I asked again. He had told the driver the
distention in Portuguese.

"A place." He told me and I frowned at him. The cab ride was quiet. We
soon came to the docks. I gave him a look and he smiled innocently. We walked until we found a big boat that read 'Cullen'. We climbed in and drove for an hour.

"How much longer?" I asked. He chuckled.

"About half an hour. I'm guessing you don't like boats ether." He commented.

"There okay but, I'm bored!" I told him. I then stared at his lips.

"Love, I don't think it would be a good idea to do what I think your
thinking." He told me. I sighed. After twenty minutes, Edward broke the silence.

"Look out there." He told me. I looked and saw a beautiful island. It
wasn't near any island either.

"Where are we?" I asked.

"Isle Esme. Esme is letting us borrow it for our honeymoon." He told me.

We pulled up to the dock and Edward grabbed the bags. We jumped off the boat and walked to the door. Then he suddenly picked me up.

"What?" I said aloud, wondering what he was doing.

"Thresholds are in the job description." He said. He took me on a tour
of the house. It was beautiful. I fell in love with it. We soon stopped at the bedroom and showed our love for each other.

Wow! That's long! I think this is the second or third longest chapter
I've ever wrote (10 pages, over 2,600 words!)! I hope this makes up for all the time it took to get it out. I'm sorry if you didn't like the end but again I DON'T DO LEMONS!! I hope you enjoyed this and I will get the next chapter out soon. A special thanks to my awesome new Beta,
TEAMJforeverloveTWILIGHT for Emmett's nickname for Bella.

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