Yes folks it's happened again…I've gone off the deep end, my mind has strayed and I got a little bored while writing my main fic.

To those actually waiting for an update of the Eternal Chimera…it isn't far away.

In any case…tell me what you think.

Imagine if a character's fighting style determined what they were like in the bedroom.
Sakura and Tsunade – Rough play
Shizune – Doctors and nurses
Mei Terumi – Likes it hot!
Choujiro and Hinata – Have self confidence issues
Shino – One ace in the hole is good…but two is better…
Kiba - Is never without Akamaru…
Shikamaru – Lets his partner do all the work
Kakashi – Always arrives last
Ino and Kurenai –Like to play mind games
Chouji – Expansion Jutsu…enough said
Tenten – Lots of…props
Lee and Gai – Stoke her 'Fires of Youth' good and proper…
Neji – It's not the size of you chakra it's the way you use it
Kimimaro – Always has a boner
Hidan – Necrophilia
Sasori – Always strings attached
Itachi – It's over in three seconds
Gaara – Never without protection
Kankuro – Has to use a doll
Temari – Blows you away
Minato Namikaze – Here there and everywhere
Sarutobi – Requires Divine intervention to finish what he started
Orochimaru – You know what…let's not go there
Sasuke – Thinks he's better than he really is
And Naruto…? – Extensive use of shadow clones

"Ano…Hinata…Kiba said that you're puppies were growing nicely. I was wondering if I could play with them." – Naruto to Hinata

Tenzo gives an all new meaning to waking up with morning wood. Similarly when Kimimaro says he has a boner you'd better believe it!

Ibiki recently added a new member to his torture and interrogation squad. A dentist by profession, the man insists that getting information from criminals is no harder than pulling teeth.

"It's not butter! BELIEVE IT!" – Naruto
"NO! For the four hundred and thirty second time it's 'I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!" – Advert Director

Having a Hyuuga as a parent would suck, every other parent just jokes about having eyes in the back of their heads, Hyuuga actually mean it.

"You'll do." - Jiraiya's best pick up line.

"I didn't get the name 'Legendary Sucker' just by being bad at gambling ya know?" – Tsunade

"My name's Tsunade, and I've got a drinking problem." – Tsunade at the Konoha AA chapter meeting in ANBU headquarters. (Submitted by Djinn Crimsora)

"You know, I think I need to go see Ino about this dissociative personality disorder..." – Sakura, rocking back and forth in a padded white room. (Submitted by Djinn Crimsora)

"Now that I think about it, my hair really DOES look like a duck's a**..." – Sasuke, morning hygiene ritual. (Submitted by Djinn Crimsora)

"WHERE THE HELL IS MY IDIOT HUSBAND? WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH HIM HE'S GONNA BE BEGGING THE SHINIGAMI FOR MERCY!" – Kushina after giving birth.
Elsewhere
"It's a good thing I'm gonna end up dead by the time I seal the Kyuubi; I'd rather live in the Shinigami's stomach than face Kushina right now..." – Minato riding atop Gamabunta to seal the Kyuubi. (Submitted by Djinn Crimsora)

Special thanks to Djinn Crimsora for supplying the quotes with his name noted.

Same as last time. Not sure if this will get update, only if my mind wanders, I get seriously bored or enough people submit.

Cheers,

Fish