Author's Note: Hey...sorry this chapter took so long. I'm in the middle of homework crisis. And I'm working on another fic as well. So yes stress levels are high but yet I came up with this. Please Review. Pretty Please with a cherry on top. (Or any fruit that you like) Whip cream! Yeah everybody likes whip cream right?
Disclaimer: Me no own beyblade.
"Hey Hil!" Tyson called after a girl with brown hair in the distance. Without turning around the brown haired beauty called "Come closer ,Tyson."
Tyson inched forward, trying to close distance between them. But the closer he got, the farther she seemed. Not being able to bear it anymore, Tyson began a panick run. Finally, he reached her close enough to notice that there was someone standing beside her. Gasping, Tyson saw the mysterious boy turn around and place a muscular arm around Hilary's shoulder. It was Kai.
"Well Tyson, it looks like I won your girlfriend over." Kai jeered planting a kiss on the side of Hilary's head.
"You leach! You disgust me!" Tyson spat in horror.
"You dare call me, The Great Kai, a leach! You know what I am going to do to you ? Do you know? Do you have any clue?"
"Uh..no?" Tyson said getting annoyed.
"Precisely Tyson, I thought you'd like to know...." and with that he tore off his attire, revealing a costume underneath.
"I am Sailor Moon. And in the name of the Moon I shall punish you!!!!" Kai recited.
Everyone sweatdropped.
Out of the blue ( or in this case black) Tala appeared and said "Ok, Kai shows over this is getting too weird."
"You stay out of this Kagome!" Kai warned.
Tala sweatdropped and ambled toward Tyson.
"Oh Tyson!" Tala said , kneeling. "This is a bad time but what better time might there be? Tell me....will you....will...you....be interested in bearing my child-"
Suddenly, everything disappeared and only Kai's head appeared in close up.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DREAMING ABOUT ME YOU WEIRDO!!!" Kai's face snarled.
"GAH!" Tyson gasped sitting up on his bed. "That's it. No more grandpa's toenails before bed." He mumbled before snuggling into the covers once again.
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At Rei's house.....
Hanging up his coat, Rei cursed Tyson. I hope that Hilary falls in love with Kai and someday and then Tyson's gonna have lots of kids with Tala. He thought. The help Tyson gave Rei ended up backfiring. He blew up the whole kitchen and Rei was the one who had to clean it up! Tired but steady, he stumbled over to bed, eyes half closed.
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Rei was practicing for the next match when Tyson walked up to him.
"If you're looking for another chance to earn money, forget it." Rei grumbled keeping his concentration.
"REI!! You have to come with me! This is something to see!" Tyson clutched Rei's hand and towed him to the park.
At the park, Tyson pointed to Tala standing on the kiddy swings.
"What the?" Rei started.
"This is the real me!" Tala said ripping off his clothig to reveal a costume underneath.
"I am Sailor Mercury and in the name of Mercury, I shall punish you! Mercury Bubbles!!" He screeched and bubbles shot out from behing him.
"Bubbles!!" Tyson squealed in delight and ran through the bubbles.
"Hey!! Cut it out!! You're ruining my attack!" Tala scolded, sitting down on the swing to reveal Hilary blowing bubbles from behind.
"Weeee!!!" Tala exclaimed as he swung back and forth. "Push meee!!!"
"Hey get off I want a turn!" Tyson whined.
"This is too weird. " Rei mumbled watching the idiots.
"Tell me about it." Kai said coming up from behing him.
"Ah, Kai atleast you're still normal."
"Well, ofcourse."
"What's up?"
"Nothing,"
"That's nice. Nice,"
The silence was really awkward for Rei but he knew that Kai was always comfortable with it. So they both watched the morons in silence until Rei felt a hand smack on his butt.
"Huh?" Rei choked.
Whack.
"Who the hell?" He shrieked turning around to see Kai's grinning face.
"Boo," Kai whispered and tackled Rei to the sandy ground and placed his hands on Rei's chest. He came closer and closer and closer until.....
"GAHHHH!!!!" Rei shouted. "Whoa what a dream!" He mused, gasping.
"Tell me about it," Kai said from the other side of his bed.
"OH MY DRIGER GATLING!!!"
"What is it honey?" said a nude Tala coming from the bathroom.
And with that Rei passed out on his bed.
Author's Note: Heh heh. I'm usually a clean person but I was feeling dirty today. So I hope you enjoyed this chapter more. And hopefully I see more reviews. Until then Bye!