Me: Hiya! So basically I am gunna kidnap three characters in every chapter, one from Maximum Ride, one from Darren Shan(cirque du freak/the vampires assistant), and one from Twilight.
Max: yeah, yeah, just keep talking like were not here why don't ya!
Me: yes, I think I will actually. And by the way, this is the author's note, so vamoose!
Max: *glares*
Me: ok, I'm sorry. Do you wanna do the claimers?
Max: you don't own any of the characters, or anything to do with me, Darren Shan or Twilight.
Me: you heard the lady.
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Darren: I'm alive too, you know.
Me: I know that because you're standing there talking to me.
Max: *groans* I still don't know how you kidnapped us.
Me: it was the pie. Never trust the pie.
Darren: we were kidnapped by a maniac.
Max: I noticed.
Me: *shakes head sadly* well it's your own fault for trusting the pie!
Darren + Max together: * groan and roll eyes*
Me: what about you Edward, you're kinda quiet.
Edward: indeed.
Me: …that's it, get in the boring box.
Darren: what's the boring box?
Me: a box you get sent to if you are being boring. He was.
Edward: indeed. *gets in the boring box*
Max: if you put me in there I will rip your spleen through your nose.
Me: *shrugs* fair enough. But he was very boring. I mean how could a vampire be so dull?
Darren: *snorts* that wasn't a vampire,that was glitter gone wrong.
Max: I second that.
Me: Whatever. Just don't be boring, Or else its box time!!!
Darren: *shrugs*
Max: whatever.
Me: *sighs* you just can't threaten people like you used to. Now who wants pie!!!
Max + Darren together: *scream and jump away*
Me: well at least don't trust the beloved pie anymore.
Darren: enough with the pie!!!
Max: finally he says something useful!!!
Me: how can you say something useful?
Max: I dunno…I'm gunna go make a sandwich. Got a problem with that?
Me: uh…one sec… *steps out of her bedroom onto the landing* MOM!!! I KIDNAPPED THREE PEOPLE AND ONE OF THEM WANTS A SANDWICH. IS THAT OK WITH YOU?!
Mom: *from down stairs* I GUESS SO, BUT DON'T EAT ALL THE BREAD, WE NEED IT FOR LUNCH TOMORROW!!!
Me: OK!!! *steps back into the room* go ahead.
Max: back in a minute *leaves room*
Darren: she smells like a chicken.
Me: no she doesn't.
Darren: whatever. I wonder how Edward is getting on in the box. I kinda feel sorry for him, don't you?
Me: *gives him a blank look* No.
Darren: oh. Ok.
****they sit in silence for a while****
Darren: soooooo………..
Me: I can read your mind.
Darren: wha?! Really?!
Me: nope *grins evilly* but I do have x-ray vision.
Darren: rea-
Me: silence, I KEEL you!!!
Darren: you have problems, lady.
Me: why, thank you! You say the nicest things when I threaten you with death!!!
Max: Max is here. I have the promised sandwich.
Me: did you use all the bread?
Max: yep. *starts to eat sandwich*
Me: Darren said you smelled like a chicken.
Max: *spits out sandwich and stands up*
Me: you are gunna die, boy.
Max: well said, my friend, well said.
Darren: *gulps nervously*
Max: *launches herself at him*
****insert fighting here. Include occasional shouts of "chicken girl" or "you must die"****
Me: Edward you can come out now.
Edward: indeed. *crawls out*
Me: Max and Darren are fighting over who gets to run Demetri over with a truck.
Edward: *growls and joins fight*
Me: MWAHAHAHA *grins evilly again*
****continue the fighting, but now add more screams and random insults to do with glitter****
Me: ok, bored now.
****about half an hour later****
Me: finished yet?
Darren, Max + Edward: *nod tiredly*
Me: finally.
Max: hey, you started it lady!
Darren: yeah!
Edward: indeed.
Everyone except me: *glares at me*
Me: uh oh. Gotta go! Bye now!
Max: finally!!!
Darren: I thought it would never end!!!
Edward: indeed.
Me: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What do ya think?! R&R and tell me who you want me to kidnap next!!! There might actually be a topic next time, instead of just insane randomness. R&R!!!!!!
Peace out,
Max In Training XXXXXXX