I'm back! That was quick... Well, what we have here is my first attempt at delving into the wonderful world of McKirk slash... I've read a lot, but I haven't written any yet..

Disclaimer: Star Trek has never, is not, nor likely will ever be mine... sadly. I would love to own nuBones, however.

A/N: This is series of oneshots inspired by several songs. I am in the process of writing it, so I can't be sure of when exactly chapters will be up, but please keep an eye out for them. Also, this will become rather explicit slash. Please don't flame me and tell me I'm gross or going to Hell or anything like that... I am already aware of those trait in myself and am quite proud of them :)


Chapter One – You Belong With Me

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you

Been here all along so why can't you see?

You belong with me

You belong with me

(Bones' PoV)

Dr. Leonard McCoy felt like a silly little schoolgirl. Now, he was certainly not a schoolgirl… he was a grown man, dammit! He wasn't even sure why he felt this way. It was just Jim, for Chrissakes. Jim Kirk. Unfortunately, Jim often got a lot of people to feel like silly schoolgirls in his presence. McCoy wasn't entirely sure when his immunity to the James T. Kirk charm wore off. All he knew now were the butterflies he felt when he looked at Jim and a vague possessiveness when he saw Jim with someone else. Currently, he was having a fling with a lavender-skinned female named Trixii Figaro. She was pretty, but she was also very clingy. She hated being away from Jim. She hated Jim's sense of humor, too. Truthfully, Trixii seemed to hate a lot of things about Jim. McCoy couldn't understand why Jim went out with her.

That was why he just sat there, listening to some Lynard Skynard, while Jim and Trixii argued on the phone. Apparently, Jim had said something she took offense to. Finally, Jim hung up.

"Bones, I don't know what I'm gonna do," Jim said, "She just argues with me all the time."

"Why don't you just break up with her?"

Jim frowned. The doctor hadn't seen a true out of the younger man in a while.

"I dunno… she's so… I'd kill her if I did that. I don't wanna hurt her."

Bones snorted and replied, "Well, then I'm not sure you're gonna do, either."

Jim pouted this time before saying, "I like this song. Trixii would hate it… but I like it. What is it?"

"Really? It's pretty old… 's called 'Free Bird'. Hey, let's go to the bar. It's Tuesday, I got nothin' to do, and I'm bored."

The doctor's heart fluttered as Jim grinned, his face lighting up. They put their civvies on (T-shirts, jeans, and sneakers) and decided to walk to the bar; it wasn't that far away. There were halfway there when Jim's cell phone rang. It was Trixii. She wanted to know where Jim was. Stupidly, Jim told her what bar they were going to. Bones heard her (annoying voice) say that she would join them and to stay where they were. She hung up.

"Well, we have to wait for her. Come on… let's just sit here."

The doctor and the wannabe captain plopped down on the nearest park bench.

"Why are you still with Trixii, Jim? She ain't your type."

"I dunno. I guess at first it was nice to have someone around who cared that much. It's kind of overbearing now. Honestly, I've never broken up with someone before. It's always just been… well… one night stands."

"Well, I say you should get rid of her. She's annoying."

Jim laughed just as Trixii walked up on the opposite corner. He then leaned in and whispered, "Maybe I can tell her we're dating," before rising to meet the girl. He didn't seem to realize that Bones didn't laugh. The doctor looked at Trixii, all decked out in high heels and a short skirt. He merely remained on the bench, looking at his sneakers and pretending to be very interested in the hem of his T-shirt until Jim came back and suggested they get going. As Trixii draped herself all over Jim, Bones couldn't help but think, You belong with me, Jim. I know everything about you, from your favorite songs to your biggest dreams. I've already seen you at your best and worst. I'm always there for you. How can you not see it?

"Bones! Stop daydreaming and get up here! I don't wanna leave you behind!"

The doctor mentally shook himself and jogged to catch up. Jim grinned.

Yeah… you belong with me.

Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?

Been here all along, so why can't you see?

You belong with me.



Standing by and waiting at your back door


All this time, how could you not know?

Baby, you belong with me, you belong with me



You belong with me

Have you ever thought just maybe


You belong with me?

You belong with me.


Chapter 2 should be up soon! That one's already done, and I'll even give you a little preview. It's titled 'I Do Not Hook Up'. Have with that one, y'all, and remember, reviews are like sunshine on a cloudy day!