Well, Goodythreeshoes introduced me to this, and it seemed like fun, so I quickly came up with this! 23 mini-crossovers of fandoms with Merlin. I've tried to stick to the 23-word limit, but there may be a few over the top. Not to mention that most of my fandoms are really diverse. Even so, enjoy, and good luck!
** 1 **
Merlin had been alone for many years. Only now did he figure out a way to deal.
"I shall go mad!"
"Hi Merlin."
"ARRRGGGHHHH!!!"
** 2 **
"But Arthur... you're my life, my world, my cheeseburger, my everything!"
"...."
** 3 **
"I AM THE KING AND THE KING IS NOT MOCKED!!!"
** 4 **
"He's here! The warlock of the castllllleeee!!! Beware, the warlock of the castlllleeee!!!"
** 5 **
"You love him, right?"
"Somewhere deep down, deep DEEP down. Way down, way WAY down..."
** 6 **
"What buh who what how - MERLIN!"
** 7 **
Gaius sighed. "I'm really annoyed with Merlin right now. He keeps popping up and-"
"Sneak hug!"
"-doing that."
** 8 **
"And so the servant fell in love with the prince."
"What a stupid prince."
"What a sick, masochistic servant."
** 9 **
"And so, Arthur, have you come to a conclusion?"
"Yes, my dear Merlin. I have reasonably deduced that it was Gwen who stole your socks yesterday."
** 10 **
"Arthur Pendragon, there's only one guy out there for me. And you are not him."
** 11 **
"I'm Merlin. Merlin Emrys."
"Cool! Can I see your magic?"
*Merlin does magic*
"Wicked!"
** 12 **
Cornelius Sigan grew attatched to his gargoyles.
"Fly my pretties, fly!"
** 13 **
"Aren't you a little young to be doing magic?"
"Yes. Yes I am."
** 14 **
"Merlin, you're going to have to create a diversion."
"What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?!"
** 15 **
"It's the dance of the sugar-plum fairies!"
"No, it's the Sidhe trying to drown Arthur!"
** 16 **
Uther strode towards them; an impressive, towering figure in the darkened court.
The effect was rather spoiled by a patch of ice.
** 17 **
"Why do you think Gwen's taking so long?"
"You know her, she probably got lost chasing a butterfly or something."
** 18 **
"Alright, nobody move! I've got a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it. I'm a warlock on the edge!"
** 19 **
"Arth, Arth-ur."
"Gwen."
"Guin-e-vere."
"Gwen!"
"Guin-e-vere."
** 20 **
"I fear we are under sorcery. Only this morning, I had to supress an urge to quack like a duck."
** 21 **
"Ow! Merlin, why didn't you pull Morgana's hair?"
"Hello, I love her."
** 22 **
Catrina the troll, Catrina the troll
If she doesn't scare you
Then the episode's rather droll
** 23 **
My name is Merlin. I can't tell you my last name. I could, but there's people who want to kill me. So I won't.