A:N Just a little bit of nonsense to keep you going until the next chapter...

Group text chat, 11.29 am (Bella, Jessica, Angela)

B: Morning, girls. Did you have a good night?

J: Ugh. Yes. I think. Hey thanks for letting us know you were leaving, B.

A: She must have had something else on her mind.

J: Sure, something...big.

B: You two are disgusting.

J: Excuse us, we're not the ones who left a party to go home and bang our ex-fiance's brother.

B: Excuse me, Emmett just gave me a ride. I went to sleep in my own bed, alone, which is where I am now.

A: No romance then? :(

J: Sure, Ang. Bella just wants Emmett to give her a good hard romance.

B: ANYWAY. How was spin the bottle?

A: Yes, Jess, how was spin the bottle?

J: Don't ask.

B: Haha! Mike?

A: Got it in one! :D

J: ...I'm still here now

A: I thought you swore never again?!

J: We didn't fuck!

A: Not for want of trying, I bet.

B: Whisky dick is a serious condition that affects over 1 Mike a year.

J: Shut up and come over to help clean up.

B: Yeah, OK.

A: B can you be ready in 30 minutes? Ben and I can pick you up on the way.

B: No probs.

J: BRING COFFEE!

Private text chat, 11.53 am (Bella, Emmett)

B: Good morning

E: Barely. Are you still in bed?

B: Might be.

E: I like that.

B: Where are you?

E: At home.

B: Where's home?

E: Bella, did I literally fuck your brains out? Have you forgotten where I live?

B: No, I just didn't know you'd still be there.

E: Are you blushing?

B: Yes, but don't change the subject.

E: Fine. Yes, I still live here. We all still live here.

B: Oh. Right. Hey can I ask you another question?

E: Sure you can, pretty girl.

B: Why were you at the party?

E: What?

B: Is this what you do now? Gatecrash parties around Forks?

E: No, idiot. Facebook.

B: What?

E: Are you sure I didn't fuck your brains out maybe a little bit? I saw the event on FB, saw you were going so decided to come along. I used to go to the same school as you, we're all in the alumni group thing.

B: Hahahaha.

E: What's so funny?

B: Dunno. The thought of you using Facebook? You're kind of old, you know.

E: How about I come over and make you regret saying that?

B: That sounds lovely but it's such a nice sunny day, shouldn't you be playing outside? Anyway I'm busy.

E: Doing what?

B: Helping Mike clean up, nosy.

E: He wants to fuck you, you know.

B: Jesus. Don't start.

E: I'm just telling you a fact.

B: Well, I'm pretty sure Jessica has her eyes on you.

E: Did you tell them about last night?

B: No! It's nobody's business. I told them you gave me a ride.

E: Pretty sure it was the other way round actually.

B: Besides, I liked the idea of having a secret.

E: I know your dirty little secret now.

B: ...

E: Are you blushing again?

B: No. Just ignoring you and getting ready.

E: Liar.

B: Shut up.

E: Text you later, not so innocent Isabella.

Private text chat, 6.25 pm (Bella, Emmett)

E: Hey, sexy.

B: Hey yourself.

E: Are you still at Newton's?

B: Nope. I'm getting some food with the girls.

E: Keeping your strength up for me? Good.

B: Jessica definitely has a crush on you. She's thinking about trying to make a move.

E: Are you jealous?

B: No. If you're turned on by her neurotic sexuality, fill your boots.

E: I don't want to think about her now. I've been hard all day thinking about your little fantasy.

B: Aren't you always hard? You're made of stone or something.

E: Don't change the subject.

B: I'm just trying to keep it PG. I'm in public you know.

E: Like that would stop you if I was there. We'd have to be quick though. Up against a wall or in a dark corner. Hard and fast. Do you think you could keep quiet? I might have to put my hand over your mouth. I'd love to see you bite my finger as you come.

B: Fuck.

E: Oh how I'd like to see the blush on your face now. I bet it's one of the really special ones that goes all the way down your chest. Shame I'm not there to cool you down.

B: I can't take this. I've got to put the phone away for a while.

E: Did you know your chest flushes when you come, too?

B: Emmett, stop.

E: I've got poor little Bella all wound up. I bet you're so wet for me. Let me know when you're in bed. I'll come over to tuck you in and tell you a story. I promise I'll make it a really dirty one.