Funny Things About Legends of Zelda: Twilight Princess

By: Lundana Moonace

1.) When all else fails, set it on fire!

2.) Be sure not to make the chickens angry.

3.) Chicken Airways provide minimum flight service...as they only take you down.

4.) Be sure to throw a chicken off the tallest area in Ordon Village for your amusment. Please notice that the chicken only flaps its wings for only half of the fall. The other half is simply falling.

5.) When thou art a chicken...run around like a chicken.

6.) Be careful of beehives. Bees will attack.

7.) When using exploding arrows, we advise you not to point them at other people.

8.) When riding Epona, run things over. It is quite relaxing.

9.) When you see a light in the distance, it may either be a fairy...or a POE!!!! Warning: Poes are dangerous to ones health.

10.) When Zoras are frozen in ice...teleport a giant piece of volcanic rock and place it on their heads. This will them happy.