Sakura is attempting to get Sasuke to be with her in 10 Acts ...
Act 1 :
"Hey Sasuke!"
"Hn .."
"I was walking through the market today and this guy, complimented me!"
Twitch.
"So ..?"
"He was hot ... ?"
Sigh.
EPIC FAIL.
Act 2 :
"Guess what Ino? Yeah .. Uhuh ... No I'm just sitting around with Sasuke... "
Shuffle.
"Okay, well I went on a date last night with Lee and he is soo sweet, he brought me flowers!"
Twitch
Cough
Walk away
"Dammit Ino! It didn't work!"
EPIC FAIL
Act 3 :
"Morning Sasuke, what brings you to the park?"
"Aa."
Sigh.
"Sakura?"
"Neji? Hi what's up?"
"I was wondering if you would go on a date with me tonight?"
Glance
Scowl
Glare
"Sure!"
Walk off
"Again! DAMMIT! Now what?"
"Hn, don't forget my 2000 yen. TenTen here I come!"
Grumble
Punch
EPIC FAIL
Act 4 :
"Sasuke! Guess where I went last night!"
"Aa."
"I went out with Neji and he took me to the most romantic place!"
"Hn."
Walk off
"Kami Freakin' Dammit!"
EPIC FAIL
Act 5 :
"Wheres Naruto and Kakashi-sensei? Their late."
Ring Ring
"Umm Hello? Lee? Oh Hi! Hold on leme put you on speaker phone. Okay, hows it going?"
"Sakura-chan, I really like you and if you would just kiss me once I will leave you to Neji, forever!"
"Why not? I mean, Lee, I'll meet you at the training grounds say.. in five minutes?"
"I'm already there!"
"Hi Lee! Okay, I have to spar with my team after they arrive so theys make this quick..."
Lean in
Kiss
Cough Cough
Growl
Poof
"AGAIN!?! What the Eff!"
EPIC FAIL
Act 6 :
"Sasuke let me help you revive your clan, please, I want you."
Twitch
"No."
"But I put on this beautifal red dress just for you."
"No."
Glance
Glare
"Fine go back the weak whore Karin! I don't care!"
Smirk
"Tch, annoying."
EPIC FAIL
Act 7 :
"Kakashi?"
"Hey, Sasuke, just advertising for Icha Icha, you know, the usual.. Omg is that Sakura on the cover!?!"
Scowl
Grab
Rip
Walk Away
"Well, atleast he didn't burn it..."
"Fire Ball Jutsu!"
"Nooo!"
Explode
EPIC FAIL
Act 8 :
"Sasuke! Lets go to a party!"
Twitch
"No."
"Come on!"
Pout
Double-twitch
"Fine"
Sigh
"Hey angel, Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Twitch
Blush
"Oh... you're sweet.."
"Why don't I dig a shovel down your ditch?"
Ultra-blush
Death-Glare
Pull
"Sasuke- What?"
"We're leaving."
EPIC FAIL
Act 9 :
"I am so tired."
Yawns
"Kakashi taught me, Neji, and Naruto some new 'moves' from Icha Icha! it was so fun and hot."
Thoughts
Twitch
Scowl
Growl
"Freaking Preverts .."
Poof
"OH MY GOD! UGH! Okay One more try .... "
EPIC FAIL
Act 10 :
"Sakura, before we spar with Sasuke and TenTen, I wanna ask you something."
"Sure Neji-kun, what's up?"
One Knee
Shuffle
"I love you, Sakura nad I want to spend my whole life with you, will you marry me?"
"Oh Neji! Why I Wou-"
Punch
Twitch
Glare
"Back off, Bastard, she's mine."
Grab
"Sasuke-kun!?! Where are we going?"
Smirk
"To redo Act 6."
EPIC SUCCESS!
Fin.
I was very bored, as you can see. By the way, Sakura did ALOT to get Sasuke to be with her .. o.O