Hmmm… Is it me or this fic is actually a glorified Ben 10 fic? I was reading Evilsheeplordthatsaysmoo's Ten Thousand Fists and I noticed that we have a similar plot but in his story Naruto has the omnitrix and different characters like Ikki from Air gear is in it…
If so then to Evilsheeplordthatsaysmoo, I'm very sorry if you see this as a form of plagiarism of your work, and I am willing to drop this story if you wish…
But before Evilsheeplordthatsaysmoo's decision, I wish to update my story for, hopefully, not the last time…
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Team 7 was amazed when they entered the door to room 302.
Apparently, when they heard the word Exam, they thought of a room full of nerdy, glasses wearing weirdos reciting shinobi tenets and jutsu formula…
Well, that's expected if you study under the current curriculum of Konoha's Shinobi Academy.
But the image being shown to them is the complete contrast of that thought.
A throng of ruthless genin hopefuls glaring daggers at them and sending a large amount of killing intent.
Naruto smirked and said "I got this"
Naruto went to the front and pushed his new glasses to the bridge of his nose.
He closed his eyes and slowly opened them showing very dark purple eyes with a black slit as pupils through his glasses accompanied by a staggering amount of killing intent.
"Anyone have a problem with my team?"
The glaring nins suddenly found their surroundings very attractive, most of them scared shitless.
"Yo, Deadlast, What's up?"
The statement sent most of the chuunin hopefuls a fortitude shattering shock, If this is Konoha's deadlast then what the fuck can the rookie of the year do?
The statement was said by Inuzuka Kiba, flanked by his teammates, Aburame Shino and Hyuuga Hinata.
Team 7's eyebrows collectively rose, it seems Team 8 has drastically changed since they last saw them.
Shino didn't change much, the only thing that did change is that his coat's sleeves were cut to wrist length showing bandage wrapped gaunlets. The fingers seemed to be sharpened to points and looked like they would hurt as much as Chain Iron Claws would…(1)
Kiba now has a new jacket, it lost the fur trimmings but it was still the same color but there was now an Inu character on the back and it has attached shoulder pads. It seems Akamaru grew big enough that he doesn't fit in the jacket anymore, he's sitting down on the floor next to Kiba, reaching mid-thigh in height.
Hinata was the one who drastically changed, She was now wearing a closed white gi top with a yin-yang sign on the back with lavender flower embroidery all over it. It was opened enough to reveal an enticing amount of cleavage that was emphasized by the translucent fishnet shirt underneath. She now has bandages wrapped around her hands and fingers, similar to her cousin Neji. Her cargo shorts only went to right above her knees with a kunai holster on her right thigh and a large pouch attached to the small of her back.(much like shippuuden Sakura)
Hinata grinned viciously at Naruto and actually sashayed towards Naruto.
"Hey there, Na-ru-to-kun"
That greeting was overflowing with lust with the way Hinata said the syllables of our blonde-haired protagonist's name.
Hinata latched onto Naruto and silkily whispered in his ear.
"Did you miss me?"
Sadly, Hinata's… greeting? Yeah, her greeting was cut short when Sakura reacted and pulled her off of Naruto.
"Ok, that's enough"
Sakura looked pointedly at the rest of team 8, silently asking what the hell was That about.
Kiba whistled lowly.
"Where's Naruto's Hulk-SMASH(2) to the head? You must have really changed for that to be forgotten, Sakura"
Sakura glared at the feral teen and sharply replied
"You'll be getting the afforementioned Hulk-smash in his stead if you don't answer right now"
Kiba paled considerably and, thankfully for him, Shino answered the question for him.
"Kurenai-sensei got rid of her shy and timid self by leaving her in a genjutsu where she is in a room with pornographic material being shown in real time, tied up and without the ability to close her eyes, with the instruction "watch what happens and if you grow a backbone, that's what he'll do to you". She was subjected to that genjutsu for 3 days consecutively, watched over in the hospital while she is in a comatose state
Shino sighed and continued
"It was only the third day that the stimuli managed to eradicate her previous personality at the cost of this one, a seductive kunoichi that only shows interest for the only one she adores, violently lashing out at anyone else"
"SASUKE-KUN!"
A purple blob entered Sasuke's vision as he was glomped.
"I've been waiting for you!"
"Get off him Ino-"
Her usual insult was cut off when she noticed the changes her former best-friend went through.
Yamanaka Ino now has a sleeveless purple top that shows off her shoulders, it's cut off right below her budding bosom showing her midriff. She has dark grey shorts under a purple skirt that has a a long slit with a kunai holster on her right thigh. She also has black, leather, wristbands with the kanji for "Metal"in white on them.(basically her shippuuden outfit with wristbands similar to Chun-li)
"tch, You're here too, so troublesome"
"Whoa, Why's Hinata shoving Naruto's face into her chest?"
Chouji's statement made everyone look at the coupe, it was true, a beet red Naruto is being hugged by a Hinata that was exclaiming "they're free for you to touch, grab and… other stuff" and "don't worry, they'll grow really big, just for you!"
Sakura moved fast, grabbing Naruto and throwing her at Ino to get her away from Sasuke, only then did Sakura study her former classmates' changes.
Chouji now wears plates of armor on some parts of his body, but strangely enough, he doesn't have armor from the elbows down to his hands. His clothes now changed to red with his forehead protector now a headband instead of his previous bandanna.(shippuuden Chouji with no gloves and shorter hair)
Shikamaru's vest is now an unzipped jacket with the sleeves rolled back and the same designs. He now has a kunai holster and shuriken pouch on each leg and now wears boots instead of sandals, small kunai holsters on the outer sides.
"This is going to be troublesome" Shikamaru drawled out
Oh he has no Idea!
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"You all Pass!" Ibiki announced.
Ibiki said his speech and Anko smashed through the window, moving on…
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"This is Konoha's Training ground 44! The Forest of Death!" Anko proclaimed.
"The test is simple,you are given a scroll and after getting the partner scroll, you must go to the tower and- garblegarble blahblahblah wakawakawakawaka"
Was all Naruto heard.
He grinned widely and started making plans.
"We can take to the trees, get there before other teams and set traps all over the place. We can also another Konoha team to help us. Kami knows, Hinata will be all over me if I asked nicely-"
His planning was cut off when a kunai sliced into his cheek, a pair of breasts press up to his back and the examiner's voice whisper in his ear.
"Hmmm, Ignoring me are we? We can't have that, can we?"
A tongue slowly licked the blood of his cheek.
"What a waste, your blood is so sweet but in the end it's just gonna be splattered all over the trees of the forest"
Naruto looked at Sasuke.
"Is it wrong to be turned on right now? 'cause she just did when she licked my blood"
"You are one lucky bastard" Sasuke replied
Anko suddenly twisted and pointed a kunai at the kusa genin behind her.
"What do you want?" she snapped
"here's your kunai back" the Kusa-nin perfectly said, despite the fact that her tongue is stretched to 2 feet long.
"what is it with the weird stuff concerning tongues today?" Naruto ranted to himself.
Anko took her kunai from the kusa-nin's tongue and replied
"Thanks, but next time, try not to sneak up on me, I might accidentally kill you"
She smirked at the surrounding genin.
"trust me, It happens sometimes"
Anko blurred off Naruto's back and reappeared in her former place
"but that's enough with the games, let's get started"
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"Ok guys, here's our game plans: A, we go straight to the tower, top speed, and set up a fuckload of traps; B, we go in, scout for a few hours, then kick a team with the opposite scroll in the ass… what's our scroll again?"
"Heaven" Sasuke answered
"ok, on to plan C: we go to another Konoha rookie team with the same scroll as us and we join forces to kick the ass any other teams in our way"
"Regardless of scroll?" Sakura asked
"Yup, so what do you guys want or do you have something in mind?"
Sasuke's immediate reply was "In my opinion, Plan B works best"
Naruto and Sakura stared blankly at Sasuke, as if he performed a miracle or maybe stuck a stick of celery up his butthole and pranced around naked(3).
"what?"
"Nothing, just thought you had a better plan or any violent reactions" Naruto answered.
"Yeah, nothng to worry about" Sakura replied
"You guys just thought that I would go all "I'm Uchiha Sasuke, we should follow MY plan", right?"
The pair grinned sheepishly at him.
"I can't believe you guys"
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Team 7 was setting up camp on the branches of a tree when suddenly Naruto started yelling
"BRACE FOR IMPACT!"
A gigantic blast of wind headed towards the team moved slower than usual, giving them ample time to stick to any surface they were standing on.
Unluckily for Naruto, the branch he was standing on was weak. It broke off the second the jutsu hit their camp, making him fly really fast into a deeper part of the forest, yelling colorful words all the while.
"Kukukuku, It seems I got myself a nice little pair of birdies"
The Kusa-nin from before was perched on a low branch, the lengthy trench on the ground proving that she was the source of the technique just now.
"Let's see how they do with a predator after them!"
The Kusa-nin looked at the pair, and bathed them with a staggering amount of killing intent.
Sasuke and Sakura saw kunai fly towards them, imbedding inside their body, making them bleed, drop to the floor and die.
"What genjutsu is this?"
The Kusa-nin chuckled and dropped to the floor.
"It seems you can't even handle a teeny amount of killing intent"
She sighed and took two kunai from her holster.
"Goodbye, little birdies"
"MOVE ALREADY!"
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"I can't believe this"
Naruto jumped from branch to branch towards his teammates.
"I get caught by a gigantic snake, picked off while flying through the air"
Naruto sighed.
"and said snake slithered off to Kami-knows where, really quickly in my opinion, and takes me far away from my team"
All the while, Naruto took off his glasses and started wiping the lenses with his shirt.
"Luck has it, an Ame team of latex wearing, butt-buddies managed to be right there when I plowed through the snake's mouth with the Ogre blade, and attacked me while I was wiping shit off myself"
Naruto checked the lens and nodded in approval.
"A single shot of Renkuudan(4) and they were blown off like… They were so weak that I can't even find a good analogy for them being blown off"
Naruto suddenly paled when he felt the enormous killing intent coming from the brand-new clearing his team was in.
"Shit!"
Naruto sped up considerably and arrived to find the Kusa-nin throwing kunai at his teammates.
"MOVE ALREADY!" Naruto yelled
The yell broke them out of their stupor and they dodged just in time for the kunai were aimed right to their foreheads fly past them harmlessly.
If the Kusa-nin was surprised, she didn't show it. She looked at the boy and noticed the few blood stains on the blonde's clothes.
"Kukuku, so you survived my pet, little boy"
"Look lady, I ripped through your pet as if it was paper, and there was a team of Ame-nin I blew away."
Naruto glared at the woman.
"So if you want a fight, you'll get what you want"
Naruto went to his team and summoned the Ogre blade, Sakura unsheathed her ninjato and assumed an offensive stance and Sasuke took the daito from his back and took out the sword, throwing the sheath away and activated his Sharingan.
The last act was immediately noticed by the Kusa-nin
"Oh! It seems young Sasuke-kun is talented enough to wield a San-Tomoe Sharingan(5)"
The Kusa-nin took out a jian(6) that Naruto immediatley recognized.
"That's the Kusanagi no Tsurugi!" Naruto exclaimed.
Naruto glared at the woman.
"And it's only wielder is Orochimaru of the Densetsu Sannin!" Naruto snarled
"Kukukuku, it seems I've been found out"
Orochimaru ripped off the fake face, showing his very pale skin and purple eyeliner around his yellow slitted eyes, much like a snake's
"Enough with the chatter, I've an appointment with my spy in the village and he seems to have lot's of fresh info for me"
Orochimaru leaped at them with the ferocity of a viper
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This is as far as I can go, I won't update until Evilsheeplordthatsaysmoo gives me permission to continue.
1)Kung pow is an awesome movie
2)let's just say they know stuff like tha, ok?
3)Who watched "Macgruber"?,I got this from that movie. Don't own
4) Drilling wind bullet
5) three tomoe sharingan
6) I don't know what kind of sword Orochimaru's Kusanagi is so let's just say it's a Ji-an, A chinese straight sword