Title: First Words.

Summary: Each child has a first word, some are rather dull and stick to the basics and others, well just read.

Rating: PG

Notes: You'd have to read Vessels Trinity to get this so, yeap, basically goes from Vessels II


Johnny's first word was naturally 'choe' AKA shoe, and he was a chubby eight months old at the time. The youngster had an obsession with shoes of all sort, often surrounded by the few pairs of shoes his father, cousin and uncles owned trying to get them on his own little foot.

Of course Sam drew the line when he tried to eat the various shoes, which usually followed with a tantrum by the baby, who'd rave about 'my choooooeeee!'

Trinity was the first of the triplets to speak, almost eight months. The family was sitting out in the backyard having a barbeque, when the oldest of the triplets called for her father. She had called out to Castiel with a sob after taking a tumble to the ground, reaching up at him and finally, once her small hands were wrapped around his neck she mumble into his ear, loud enough for all to hear; 'baba.'

Castiel started to sniffle with pride as Dean coaxed the baby into calling him daddy. Soon enough, the Winchesters and their several guests roared with laughter when Trinity looked at her father and said, "Mama."

Needless to say, Dean was not impressed.

Robbie was almost ten months when he was found in his cot, covered in milk while an empty bottle was tossed to the ground. Castiel let out a huff and sighed, "What did you do Robbie?"

"Mess," Robbie replied as he chewed on the bottle's open lid

Castiel was not impressed neither.

And then there was Lumy. Dean and Castiel were growing worried as he was over a year and hadn't muttered a single word. The pair encouraged him in several ways such as reading him books and watching kid shows, but still he remained silent other then random gurgles of delight or anger.

But then, finally at thirteen months, while sitting on Lucifer's lap watching Dexter the boy finally spoke.

Of course, with an uncle like Lucifer, it was only destined for the boy's first word to be 'fuck.'

And again, Dean was most certainly not impressed.


Hope you all enjoyed that!

Peace and chicken grease!