WTF

Ch 1 by NCalkins

I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians

It started as a normal day at camp Half - Blood. Percy practiced at being a hero. Until it all changed at noon when two pranksters from the Hermes cabin ruined every thing. Percy was lying on the grass with his eyes closed. When Travis and Connor Stroll walked up to Percy with a can of sneaked in pop.

"Hey Percy you want a drink?"

Percy opened his eyes at Travis's question. He looked at the twins with suspicion

"Sure." answered Percy as he took the coke that was dr. pepper.

Taking a sniff and looking at the twins he drank the pop seeing nothing wrong with it. Then he felt a pain in his stomach as he doubled over the brothers faces went from impish to worried to panic as everything went black for Percy.

"Percy… Percy wake up!" Travis? Wondered Percy

"OH! GOD WE KILLED THE SON OF POSEIDON! WE ARE GOING TO DIE!" Connor? Thought Percy

"Get Chiron." was the last thing he heard as he drifted into blackness.

Percy stirred "He's waking up!" Percy groaned and opened his eyes

"Annabeth?" he asked Suddenly Chiron appeared in view and said:

"Percy my boy. The Stroll brothers will be punished don't worry. We will find a way to reverse this even if the brothers say its non-reversible."

Percy confused looked around him. He was in his cabin and everything looked normal, but Annabeth looked worried and so did Chiron.

"What are you talking about?" he asked looking at Chiron and Annabeth.

Annabeth took out a mirror that had a golden handle and vines engraved around the reflective part. Percy about to jokingly ask when did she turn into a daughter of Aphrodite. But stopped when he or should I say she got a look at herself in the mirror. Long black hair that fell too mid back and curled at the end. Big sea green/blue eye and pink full lips. The color draining from Percy's face

"I-I'm a G-g-girl." she stuttered.

"Now Percy calm down. Don't worry like I said before we will find a way to turn you back. But in the mean time Annabeth take Percy shopping for her…. new problem. And get at least one fiancé dress for tonight. Remember Zeus, Hades, Poseidon, Apollo and Herms are coming to stay here." Reassured/ told Chiron.

Percy snapping out of shock and said:

"Wait WHAT?!"

Annabeth turned to Percy and answered:

" Well Percy, Zeus decided that it would be fun for Herms, Apollo and his brothers to take a break so they decided to be counselors here." Percy stared at her in horror, her eyes wide.

"Fun for who? The people who get caught in the cross fire of world war 3 at camp or for the giant headache we'll all going to have at their bickering. How am I suppose to explain to my dad that his boy turned into a girl!?" She said in a panic.

"Don't worry I have it all planed out and hopefully he won't kill us or the Stroll brothers." Said Chiron "Now I am going to get Argus to give you a ride to the mall so you can shop here's some money."

Chiron walked out the door and Annabeth grabbed Percy and they followed. By now word had spread and people were staring and pointing. Argus walked up to them and said "Well lets go shopping" and off they went.

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