Hai Guys! * 3 * How y'all been doin'? Okay-- my other lil' fic is on hold, 'cause it gives me a headache to focus on all the drama that is WW2. *Yawns/stretches* Plus-- I have around five projects that need to be turned in on Monday. So...that story may be lost in the epic files of Lost-Ness. I don't own the characters-- ( I'm too tired to put somethin' catchy in there xD ), and...This is just for fun, 'cause everyone loves the idea of Horitsuba! *fan-girl squeal*

"Oh hell no." A certain PE teacher stared at a paper that was handed to him a few seconds ago. He looked up to the Principal, "I refuse to do that." He stated, crossing his arms, and growling menacingly. The woman only laughed, "Oh, Kurogane. It's only necessary for you to do it. I mean," She smirked, "You're probably the most experienced teacher in this school-- What with Fai-san, and all." She laughed again, and said man blushed at her words.

"Besides, the state says that Sexual Education has to be taught; Don't worry, you'll be teaching mature kids, they'll either be too bored, or too fascinated to bother you." She stated, before gesturing the man to leave with a wave of her hand, "Now, leave, I have important matters to attend to!" She said, sitting in her chair, and rolling back in forth in a bored manner.

The teacher opened his mouth to retort, but was stopped as the woman placed her hands to her ears in a childish manner. Kurogane narrowed his eyes at the woman in a glare, stating that the battle wasn't over, before finally leaving the room.

"Damned sexual education, what the hell do they need to know at their age anyways?" The teacher wondered aloud, as he walked down the hall. The sessions would start the next morning, and he wished that he would've gotten the slip before-hand, instead of so suddenly. He looked down at the paper-- it was a permission slip. Classes for 11th graders. He was to show a video, ( which he was given, and was in his hands also, ) diagrams, etc. The whole idea made him blush. He couldn't even imagine himself teaching a subject that was so taboo. His concentration on the paper was distorted when he heard a certain voice call out to him.

"Kuro-myu-sensei!" Came a voice, followed by a blonde popping out of a corner. "Wai! I found you~" He chimed, greeting the man with a smile.

Kurogane growled inwardly, "What have I told you about the damned nicknames?" He asked between gritted teeth.

"Wha-- Kuro-pon-sensei, mind your language! This is a school, not a jail!" The blonde pouted, before continuing, "I was looking for you! I was wanting to ask for a few band-aids. A beaker fell, and me and a student got our fingers cut a lil'. Yuui-sensei took mine all up after one of his students got burned." He informed the taller man, swinging lightly on his arm. The PE teacher looked down at the blonde, "Are you hurt?" He asked, trying not to let his voice show that he was worried. The blonde grinned, but shook his head, "Kuro-daddy-sensei's worried about Fai-Mommy!" He peeped, clinging to the man's arm, now, causing Kurogane to blush.

Kurogane coughed into his hand, failing to hide his blush. "Well, you can come and get some-- I'm guessing you also need some ointment?" He asked, leading the blonde into his office-- which was actually nothing more than a health room. He placed the paper and movie on his desk, watching the blonde take a seat at his chair. "Yes. That'd be good." Fai smiled, causing the red-eyed man to give a rare smile back. It was then that the raven-haired man noticed a VHS tape in the man's hands. He decided not to ask about it, not wanting to receive a long, annoying explanation.

He rummaged through one of his cabinets, wondering where he had placed it.

"Hyuu! Kuro-Seme-Sensei has to teach children about sex?" He asked, suppressing a giggle, and looking at the man in awe. Kurogane blushed, stopping to look at the Chemistry Teacher. "N-no! Well, yes-- but, still, it's none of your damned business!" He snatched the paper from the desk, and placed it on a high cabinet-- far from the smaller man's reach. "And stop with the nicknames!"

A moment passed before the blonde decided to speak up again, "Kuro-pii-sensei...You sure are dis-organized! It's been an hour and you're still looking for it!" He whined.

"The fuck? It's only been about five minutes, and I'm not unorganized-- it's just that the damned brats misplace them!" He growled, before smirking as he pulled a plastic box from the cabinet. "Ha! Found it, you idiot." The so-called, 'Idiot'clapped his hands together, and made an attempt to whistle, "Hyuu! Kuro-wanwan-sensei's so smart!" Fai praised.

The coach handed Fai the box, and opened it to pull out the band-aids and the ointment. The blonde held out his hand, palm-down. Kurogane stared at it, before looking up to meet the blue eyes. "What?" He asked, blinking.

"Kuro-koi-Sensei has to put the band-aid on me! Then he has to kiss it to make it feel better~" He cheered, smiling like a kitten.

"Hell no." He mumbled, but took the blonde's hand. "Where's the cut?" He asked, rubbing his thumb across the smooth skin. "Right-- there." Fai used his free hand to point at a tiny, miniscule cut on his finger. Kurogane had to admit-- the cut was rather...cute. "That doesn't need medicine-- I'm sure of it," The PE teacher opened a band-aid, and placed it delicately on the skin; before kissing the patch softly.

The blonde blushed, smiling, "Kuro-kun's so nice! And formal~" He said, patting the man on the head as if he were a dog. Kurogane stood up, blushing as he looked away, "Tch. Whatever-- just make sure you don't get yourself hurt too bad, moron." He said, watching as the teacher gathered the band-aids, ointment, and his tape, which was probably nothing more than a documentary about the habits of praying mantises. "Bye Kuro-myu-sensei!" The blonde called, as he turned to kiss the man on the cheek before going out the door. "Oi!" Kurogane stood at the door, watching as the man stopped to look back, "Don't go crazy with those band-aids!" He called after him, knowing that Fai would end up covered in them. ( Possibly caused by his students ). The teacher nodded, smiling back, before disappearing into another hallway.

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Kurogane groaned, a day had passed already, and he hadn't gotten anything done on the subject he was to teach. ( Well, besides passing out the slips with a very flushed face. ) His 10th grade class would be starting in a few minutes, and he wished that he hadn't used up all of his sick days to spend them with the blonde. He stood up, grabbing the movie, and slipped it into the player easily, just as students poured in. He waited as the kids sat down, and became quiet. Then sat down at his desk, grabbed the remote, and pressed the play button. He didn't want to hear the video, so he turned his attention to reading.

It had been about five minutes, and everything was supposedly going good-- a little toowell. The room was silent, except for a few whispers, paper crinkling, or the occasional giggle. Kurogane was too absorbed in the latest murder case to notice any noise at all-- but a faint, 'Hyuu'. He blinked, "Damn that blonde," He mumbled, getting up to open the door to scold the teacher. But, when at the door, he noticed that the blonde wasn't anywhere-- and when he turned around, he blushed at the realization that he was showing a lost sex tape to the kids. In which the blonde had an accident with some of frosting he was making, and was now covered in chocolate, standing in the kitchen. The coach wiped away a bit of the chocolate with his hand, before using his tongue to clean up the man's chest. "I-I thought you didn't like chocol-ah-te..." The blonde wavered, watching the man.

"Onl--" Kurogane hurried to turn off the TV, not letting himself finish the line in the tape. He blushed bright red at what he knew was going through the kids' minds, as they replayed the events in whispers to their friends; gossiping about their coach, and their chemistry teacher.

"Cl-class is dismissed, we'll continue tomorrow!" Kurogane announced, flustered.

"But, Coach Kurogane-Sensei, class just started!" A student whined, flailing their hand in the air. Several outbursts followed the kid, as they all tried to stay in the class, hoping to see more of the footage. But with a single glare from their teacher, they all rushed out-- not wanting to feel his wrath. "Hyuu! Aren't you guys supposed to be in class?" Came a voice, causing Kurogane to run to the door, planning to scold the blonde.

"Aren't you supposed to be eating chocolate, not pouring it over yourself?" One student asked, causing the blonde to blush.

"Well, yes, you are supposed to eat chocolate." The blonde said, waving at the kids who giggled and gossiped as he walked by. "See you guys later, I suppose."

Fai walked up to Kurogane, "Hyuu?" The blonde said cutely, hoping to dispose of the bad vibe he was getting from the coach's glare. "I'm guessing you have the tape?" He asked, smiling sheepishly.

"Well, yes. And the way those kids were acting; I'll probably never live it down." He informed Fai, causing the smaller man to blush. "Where'd you get that anyway?" Kurogane asked, watching as the blonde stepped into the class. "It was in my closet-- and I thought I'd give it to you, since Yuui would kill me if he saw it." Another smile. "Oh, and this--" He held out a tape from behind his back, "might be yours, I suppose." He said, holding it out to Kurogane. "I must've mistaken it for mine, since it doesn't have a cover." Kurogane took it, blushing slightly. "Why'd you take the tape, if you were going to give it to me, then?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Oh. I was a bit apprehensive at giving it to you, but, I guess now, it doesn't matter." He said, glancing over at the TV. There was an awkward silence, before Kurogane suddenly wrapped his arms around the teacher's thin waist, pulling him close. "Y'know, I have this whole class free, for an hour, because of your lil' idiotic mishap-- and your class is free at electives, and P.E" The blonde looked up at him, and the coach planted a chaste kiss on his lips. Kurogane smirked, suggesting his thoughts to the blonde, who giggled in response.

Little did they know, as Kurogane pushed Fai against his desk, that they were being watched by awe-struck students.

OMNOMNOMNOM. LOLZ. SEX-TAPE. x3 Everyone has one, even Kurogane and Fai~! I don't know what the next one is going to be about...Probably Kurogane and Fai as anchormen x3 Based off of those two gay anchormen from American Dad :D Hyuu! They're so adorable! x3 REVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS? and a hug? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? And This one kinda slacked D';