Dragonball Z: The ReMix:

Chapter 2:

Welcome to Earth

Thanks to all those who read the first chapter and left reviews. It means a lot that many of you believe that this story is good. Kudos also go out to those who liked the idea of low level Saiyans being born in artificial wombs. Any who enough blabbing…on with the show!

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Last time on Dragonball Z: The ReMix: After purging the Planet Kanassa, the low level Saiyan Bardock receives psychic abilities not as a gift but as a curse so he like the people of Kanassa could see the horror of his people's destruction. Soon he is having visions of his people's destruction at the hands of the tyrant Frieza. And after he and his team is ambushed on the Planet Meat he finds out that Frieza is going to betray the Saiyans and destroy the Planet Vegeta. Bardock and his teammate Fasha rushed back to Vegeta to warn their King of Frieza's evil intents. The King then charges Bardock with the task of leading a small group of Saiyans off planet in a secret spaceship. Bardock accepted and before the planet exploded managed to save a Saiyan baby named Broly. Once onboard the Saiyans charted a course to the planet Earth to hide from Frieza as well as raise Bardock's infant son Kakarot who Bardock believes will be the one to finally defeat Frieza and avenge the Saiyan race.

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Several weeks had gone by since the Planet Vegeta had been destroyed by the evil tyrant Frieza; and now the entire Saiyan race consisted of barely two dozen Saiyans. The ship that Bardock and the other Saiyans had used to escape was approaching the Planet Earth.

Bardock stepped out on the bridged dressed in his new armor, which was identical to his late friend Tora's armor but in Bardock's colors, complete with a white cape followed quickly by Fasha dressed in her own elite armor but set in her standard pink and yellow motif.

"So what's the status?" Bardock asked.

"Sir we'll be landing within the hour," the pilot said.

"Good; have you found Kakarot's pod?" Bardock asked.

The Saiyan sitting at a control panel to the left of the pilot said, "Yes sir. It seems that Kakarot landed in this remote mountain region." The technician then began pressing buttons on the panel and pictures of the Mt. Paozu region started flash on the monitor. "It seems that the area is mostly inhabited by wild animal…though the scanners are picking up one earthling life form in the area," the tech added.

"I see," Bardock said. "Soon my son…" he thought to himself.

Unfortunately Bardock's inner monologue was interrupted as the door the bridge opened up with a whoosh and in walked Queen Korinthia and her hand maiden Mala. She walked up to where Bardock and Fasha were standing and looked at the images of Mt. Paozu and said, "This seems like a perfect place to make a settlement wouldn't you agree Lord Bardock?"

"I would seem so my Queen; it seems this region is devoid of Earthlings so it would seem like an ideal spot," he added.

Korinthia smirked and glanced at Bardock and said, "You must be excited to see your son Kakarot."

"Indeed I am my queen," he said.

Korinthia nodded and then said, "Bring up an image of these Earthlings."

"Of course your highness," the tech said. The tech began typing away and then on the monitor some pictures of earthlings appeared on the screen. The Saiyans were surprised to see that these Earthlings looked neigh identical to Saiyans, the only thing different it seemed was the lack tails.

"You know without our tails we could easily pass off as these Earthlings," the queen said.

"Indeed; speaking of our tails what is the lunar cycle of the planet?" Bardock asked.

"Well according to the data sir, the planet has a full moon once a month," the tech said.

Bardock exchanged glances with the Queen and said, "That might be a problem even in a remote area like this one."

"Indeed; if it comes down too it we'll remove our tails. But one thing at a time," she said.

Bardock nodded and watched as the other technicians began the landing cycle as they began their atmospheric decent. Soon the ship touched down on one of the ridges that over looked the Mt. Paozu region. Eventually the hatch opened and the ramp descended and the last survivors of the Saiyan race walked out onto what would be their new home.

The view was breathtaking with all the mountains and the rivers. Bardock then turned to the survivors and said, "All right I want all the equipment and supplies unloaded and a settlement built by the river ASAP!"

The Saiyans saluted and went to off to do their tasks. Queen Korinthia said, "They might not be the best of warriors and their power levels are abysmal but they are the brightest minds our people had to offer." Bardock nodded in response. When he first found out the Saiyans that King Vegeta handpicked were a bunch of egghead scholars and scientists he was a bit miffed but during the weeks on the spaceships he figured it would be the best. The Saiyan race needed to reborn and with the destruction of their home planet and the eradication of about 99% of their race this was a perfect opportunity for it.

"I can handle the supervision of constructing the settlement; go find your son," she said.

"Thank you," he said. He then flew off in the direction of Kakarot's space pod.

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It took him a few minutes to find where the pod had landed but in time Bardock found the crater…but no sign of Kakarot. But before he could restart his search he saw Fasha fly over to his position.

"What are you doing here?" He asked.

Fasha just closed her eyes and smirked, "Shouldn't be obvious? I'm not going to trust a bum like you to find my only son…even if you are his Father." Fasha opened her eyes expecting to see a shocked Bardock…but much to her dismay his face showed didn't give anything away.

"The night after the Rylos purge…good times," Bardock said with a smirk.

"Indeed, though we can reminisce about the good times later we have a job to do," She said.

"Right," he said. "Let's see here," he said as he pushed the button on his scouter and watched as Scouter looked for the two lowest power levels in the area. Eventually a reading of a 2 and a 75 appeared on the screen a few miles south of them. "Seems like there are two powers levels south of here and one of the matches Kakarot's power level," he said. Fasha nodded and the two flew off in the direction of the power levels.

It took about a few minutes but the two Saiyans eventually found themselves standing in front of a small cottage where an old man smoking a pipe outside the cottage. The old man took a drag on the pipe and blew out the smoke and said with a smile, "You two look like you're not from around here."

Bardock chuckled and said, "You could say that."

The Old Man chuckled again and said, "Indeed. So what brings you two all the way out here?"

"Were looking for our son Kakarot; he looks just like this bum right here and he would have a tail," Fasha said as she wiggled her tail for the Old Man to see.

The Old Man smiled and said, "Ah so your Goku's parent's! I was wondering if you were ever going to show up."

Both Fasha and Bardock raised an eyebrow and Bardock said, "Goku?"

"Well when I found your son in the woods I didn't know his name so I decided to call him Goku. He seemed to like the name," he said. "Common inside, the little fella is asleep," he added.

Both Bardock and Fasha walked into the cottage and found that Kakarot or as the Old Man called him Goku asleep on the bed. They watched the Old Man walk up the bed and said, "Time to wake up Goku, your folks are here."

Eventually the baby opened his eyes and looked at the two strangers inside the house. Both Fasha and Bardock noticed that the baby had a faraway look in his eye as if he was trying to remember the two.

"I must say the little guy was quite the hellion when I found him, but then about a week ago while we're out and about he fell down a ravine and landed on his head. I thought the little fella had died but he was ok, slept a few days though but after that he was the sweetest baby I had ever seen," the Old Man said. He then picked up Kakarot and handed him to Fasha. As soon as he was in his mother's arms Goku gave a smiled and then fell asleep.

Bardock turned to him and said, "We can't thank you enough for taking care of him."

The Old Man smiled and said, "Think nothing of it! Though I'm going to miss the little fella."

"Well if you want to visit him, we live to the north not too far from here," Bardock said.

The Old Man's eyes lit up and he said, "That would be wonderful." He then said, "I've been around this world and seen a lot strange things in my day but I've never seen anyone with monkey tails before."

For some odd reason Bardock felt like he could trust this Old Man. "You might want to sit down Old Man because what you're about to hear," Bardock said.

The Old Man took Bardock's advice and sat down and said, "Forgive for not introducing myself my name is Son Gohan."

"The name's Bardock, and that's Fasha," Bardock said as he motioned to Fasha behind him who gave a nod and then went back to rock Kakarot back in forth. Bardock then went on and told Gohan the history of the Saiyan race and who they were and why they were here on Earth.

Gohan nodded and said with a smile, "That's quite the tale Bardock. Well I for one am glad that you and your people have decided to change your ways. If you or your friends ever need anything you know where to find me."

Bardock smiled and said, "Thank you once again for everything Gohan. We'll be seeing you."

"Think nothing of it," Gohan said. He then watched as both Bardock and Fasha who was carrying Goku leave the cottage and fly off into the sky.

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In no time at all the Bardock, Fasha and Goku arrived at the Saiyan base camp and were glad to see that some make shift shelters for the survivors had been sent up. The two walked into the center of camp where they found Queen Korinthia supervising the construction of the camp.

"Welcome back," she said. She then saw Goku sleeping in Fasha's arms smiled and added, "I must say it seems as if Kakarot inherited your dashing good looks Bardock."

Bardock snorted and chuckled and said, "So might say that. But anyway how are things here?"

"Good I've sent out two scout teams, one to scope out the local area and the other to gather Intel on the planet. The camp as you can see is almost done," she said.

"We found Kakarot being taken care of by an old man named Gohan, he lives south of here. I though it wise that we have a few local contacts here to help us out, so I told him about us. I know I should have told you first my Queen," Bardock said as he gave a quick apologetic bow.

Korinthia waved if off and said, "My husband put you in charge Bardock, do as you see fit. And I agree it would be wise to have a few contacts on this planet to help us blend in more."

"I'm going to take Kakarot up to the ship so Planthorr can give him a once over," Fasha said. Bardock nodded and then watch as Fasha flew off with his son.

Korinthia noticed a look Bardock's eyes as he watched Fasha fly off. "You care about her a lot don't you," she observed.

Bardock was silent for a few moments going over what his Queen had just said. "We've known each other since we were kids back in the wastes of Vegeta and we been on the same squad since then," Bardock said.

Korinthia nodded and said, "Is that so. Here's some advice Bardock: usually the thing you want most in the world is usually right in front of your face."

Bardock nodded and said, "Thank you." Korinthia nodded and then two got back to work supervising the construction of their new settlement.

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Meanwhile up in the ship Fasha had just arrived in the medical wing with Goku in tow. Planthorr walked up and said, "There's an open pod over there you can put the little devil in."

Fasha smirked and said, "More like little angel. Seems the tyke majorly bumped his head and forgot all of his programming."

"Is that so; well perhaps it was for the best. Call me crazy but I think young Kakarot is going to be the first of a new powerful breed of warriors," Planthorr said.

Fasha nodded and placed Naruto in the open pod next to Goku's old neighbor Broly. "Try not to make Broly cry this time kiddo, because sooner or later he's going to pummel you for it," Fasha said with a smirk.

As soon as she said this the door opened up and Mala walked in and asked, "You called for me Planthorr?"

"I wanted to discuss to you about your son's….special condition," he said. Mala's eyes widened and before she could say anything Planthorr raised his hand and said, "Don't worry there's nothing wrong with him…but you see…Broly was born with a power level of 10,000."

Fasha watched as Mala's eyes grew wider than she thought was possible. "10,000?" was all she could say.

"Indeed. As impossible as it sounds this is the truth; and while on the surface this might seem like a blessing…it might also be a curse. So during the flight I started to design some power regulators that in theory would suppress his power until he's old enough to control it," Planthorr said.

Fasha had gotten to know Mala over the weeks they had spent on the spaceship, and the one thing that stood out was the fact that Mala by no means was a fighter. Her father was a rich noble who wanted his daughter to live a life of luxury so he had sent her to the Elite Saiyan Academy where she had befriends Korinthia and when Korinthia married King Vegeta she made her friend her handmaiden. So to make a long story short she knew nothing about fighting so it didn't surprise her when she said, "Of course!"

Mala then walked over to Broly's pod and opened to her hold her sleeping baby. She smiled and said, "To think only a few weeks old and the only one who surpasses him in strength is Lord Bardock."

"His power level might indeed be amazing but I think young Broly is lacking in Saiyan Spirit," Planthorr said.

Mala raised an eyebrow and said, "Saiyan Spirit?"

"It's a hard concept to explain but let me give you an example: the baby in the pod next to Broly is Bardock and Fasha's son Kakarot. Both he and Broly were born on the same day but while Broly was born with a power level of 10,000 Kakarot was born with a power level of 2. And yet Kakarot's loud bawling droved Broly here to tears," Planthorr said.

"Before you arrived I told Kakarot if he kept on making him cry Broly might mop the floor with him for it," Fasha said with a chuckle.

"I see. We'll I'm sure that Broly and Kakarot will be the best of friends," Mala said.

"Oh I'm sure of that; Bardock's probably already coming up with a training regiment for the two as we speak," Fasha said which caused all three to chuckle.

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For Bardock the next few days seemed like a blur for there was plenty to do. He had the workers start building permanent structures as opposed to the prefab shelters that they were currently living in. But they had run into a snag they were running low on building materials as well as other supplies, while the wood from the tree's was a start the Saiyans didn't have any access to metal or other tech other than the supplies they had brought with them from Vegeta. But one day that was about to change when a certain inventor and his daughter decided to explore the Mt. Paozu area in search of a strange energy source.

A small two person hover jet flew through the air in the direction of Mt. Paozu carrying the famous inventor and President and CEO of the famous Capsule Corp. Dr. Briefs and his 4 year old daughter Bulma.

"You think we'll find that strange energy source you picked up on the scanner Dad?" Bulma asked from the passenger seat.

"I hope so, though I might have been just seeing things ha ha. Though this a perfect excuse to leave the house and spend the weekend with my daughter," Dr. Briefs said with a smile.

"I love you Daddy," Bulma said with a smile.

"I love you too sweetie," Dr. Briefs said.

They traveled for a little while longer until Bulma cried out, "DADDY look at that!"

Dr. Briefs turned his head and his jaw dropped. There situated in a small ravine was what looked like an honest to god spaceship! Dr. Briefs he then landed the plane and two hopped out. They approached the spaceship in awe of its technological achievements. But as soon as they got to close they heard a strong feminine voice say, "We've been expecting you Dr. Briefs."

The two spun around and found themselves face to face to a group of people in strange armor and had some weird fuzzy belt around their waists. "Who…who are you? And how do you know me?" Dr. Briefs asked.

The woman who had spoken smiled and said, "All would be explained in time good Doctor; though I was about to have my afternoon tea and I would be honored if you would be my guests."

Dr. Briefs while not the most physically intimidating person on the planet although he easily made it up for it in the brains department. He knew the best way to keep his daughter safe would be to accept these strangers offer plus he a cup of teas sounded quite good right now.

"Tea sounds wonderful," He said with a nod.

"Splendid! Please follow me," she said with an arrogant smile.

Dr. Briefs and Bulma did what they were told and they followed the woman. They walked for a while until they reached a small encampment by a river. The women then led them to what seemed like a large shelter. The three walked into the shelter and into was seemed like small reception room with a chair and a couch. The woman took a seat in the chair and motioned for the two to take a seat; which both Dr. Briefs and Bulma did.

"Mala is the tea ready?" the woman asked.

"It is my queen," a woman said as she entered the room holding a try with a tea pot and three cups on it. She then set the tray down on the small table between the chair and couch and poured three cups of tea. She handed the first cup to her Queen and then handed the next to both Dr. Briefs and Bulma.

"Now I believe I have some explaining to do," the Queen said with a smile. "Yes the thing you saw was in fact a spaceship; our spaceship to be exact. My name is Queen Korinthia; my people and I are Saiyans from the Planet Vegeta. We came to your planet as refuges after a tyrant destroyed our planet and now all that is left of our once proud race are a few scholars and scientists. We arrived on this planet a few days ago; and during our recon of this planet your name came up as one of the leading scientists on the planet so we sent out the energy blip in hoping you would come," she added. She then noticed Bulma seemed a tad on edge and said, "Don't worry child we mean you no harm." This seemed to put Bulma more at ease.

"So why is it you wanted to see me?" Br. Briefs asked as he took a sip from his tea.

"I wanted to see if you would be interested in a business arrangement," she said.

Dr. Briefs raised an eyebrow and asked, "What kind of business arrangement?"

"We are willing to give you access to highly advanced alien technology in exchange for supplies like food, clothing building materials and so on. Also we want you to keep our presence here away from the public eye," she said.

Dr. Briefs nearly choked on his tea when he heard this offer. This was too good to be true…but then an idea came to his head and he said, "If you want privacy then may I suggest an idea. Allow me to set up a research facility out here and your people can run it. It will make it much easier to ship supplies and other goods out here."

Korinthia took a sip of tea and began to think about Dr. Briefs offer. "Well Dr. Briefs I must say your alteration to my offer is very interesting and very intriguing. I accept," she said with a smile.

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The rest of the Briefs trip was mostly spent hammering out the finer details of their new joint venture. All of the Saiyans would now be register employees of Capsule Corp and would run the top secret Mt. Paozu Research Facility. Soon enough cargo planes with building materials, as well as other supplies started flying back in forth between Capsule Corp. HQ in West City and Mt. Paozu.

And soon enough under Dr. Briefs and Korinthia's supervision the Mt. Paozu Research Facility or MPRC was completed. The MPRC consisted of a main building consisted of various labs as well as underground hanger for the Saiyans spaceships. In addition to the Research Center being built the workers also built housing for the Saiyans down by the river where they had first made their settlement. Needless to say as soon as the MPRC was finished the Saiyans went to work in designing new technologies for Capsule Corp but nothing too advanced that might get the attention of the Cold Empire and the WTO.

It was night of the full moon and Fasha was currently sitting on top of the hills looking up at the stars. Two days ago Korinthia decreed that due to the much shorter lunar cycle on Earth that all Saiyans will have their tails removed. It didn't bother Fasha a whole lot but it did feel a little odd not having her tail, but she prided herself in her ability to adapt to new situations.

She didn't really have an opinion on the deal with Capsule Corp for it was in her opinion you have to do what you got to do to survive. She did notice that the others seemed to enjoy this new arrangement but then again she wasn't like the others: she was a warrior not a scholar/scientist.

Her position at the MPRC was Deputy Chief of Security with Bardock being the Chief of Security. Needless to say their job was pretty dull but it did give them some time to spend with Kakarot, who was delighted to be in the presence of his parents. Now while she prided herself in her ability to adapt the idea of being a mother was completely foreign to her and was thing to adapt too.

As she was thinking about this she didn't notice a presence walk up behind her and sit next to her. "It feels odd looking up at the moon and not transforming isn't Fasha?" said the voice.

Fasha looked to her right and saw Bardock who was dressed in a simple black pants and green tank top was sitting there. "Yeah it does feel a tad bit off. I thought you were supposed be with the little tyke?" she asked.

"The kid's out like a light," Bardock said with chuckle.

"He'll probably end up like you, you bum. The world could be ending around you and even that wouldn't wake you up," she said with a smirk.

"Ha ha I guess you're right," he said.

Fasha then decided now was about the best time to discuss a certain topic. "So…Bardock… about us?" she asked.

Bardock was silent and then he said, "What about us?" Fasha glared at him and Bardock said, "Well to be honest I've actually been thinking about that a lot recently. I wanna try to be the best Dad I can for Kakarot and god only knows without you I'd be up shit creak without a paddle."

Fasha smiled and said, "You'd be dead without me."

"No argument there," he said as he glanced over at here with a certain look in his eye. He then added, "I can't imagine a life without you having my back."

Fasha smirked and said, "And I can't imagine a life without me covering your ass."

Bardock then pulled out a capsule and tossed in on the ground and with a poof appeared a mini cooler. He opened it up and pulled out two bottles of hard alcohol and gave one to Fasha. "According to the humans this is the strongest stuff they got, they call it Everclear," he said.

Fasha undid the top and took a swig and boy did she feel the burn and said, "Good stuff."

"I got 6 bottles so bottoms up," he said as he took a swig. "Damn…now that's a burn didn't think the humans had it in them to brew something like this," he added.

Some time later all 6 bottles of Everclear were gone and despite their very large tolerance to alcohol both Fasha and Bardock were completely shit faced not that they cared. Both needed a break from all the shit had gone down in the last month and getting shit faced was pretty much the doctor's orders.

Eventually the duo managed to stagger their way back to the house they were sharing. It was a modest little house with three bedrooms, a living room and a kitchen. The drunken duo stumbled their way into the house and managed to get into Kakarot's room without causing too much of a racket.

The two peered over into his crib and Bardock slurred, "You…know…hic…I think we…made a pretty…hic…good lookin…kid."

"Yep…hic…one day…he'll…hic…be as handsome…and dashing as his father," Fasha slurred.

"He he he…hic…you think I'm dashing…."Bardock snickered.

Fasha tried to smack him but due to her current intoxicated state she missed by a mile. "Ha…you missed…hic!" he said.

"Shaddup…hic…you bum…,"she slurred.

"But…hic...I'm…your bum…"Bardock said with a wink.

"Damn straight you're my bum! Now…hic…shut up and kiss…me you bum…,"she cried.

Bardock nodded and wrapped his around the mother of his child and planted a big wet one her lips. Fasha wrapped her arms around him and kissed him back. Once they broke Bardock said in a very unBardock voice and whispered, "I've…always…loved…you…hic."

Fasha closed her eyes and snuggled her head in Bardock's chest said, "I love…you…too…you bum…" She then passed out. Bardock caught and stumbled his way back to his room and as soon as he made it too the bed he too passed out.

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The next morning Bardock and Fasha were awakened from their alcohol induced slumber by the bawls of a hungry baby Kakarot. "It's your…turn…" Bardock mumbled.

"Damn it," Fasha cursed as she managed to get herself out of bed and staggered her way out to the kitchen to heat up a bottle of Saiyan baby formula. She then went to Kakarot's room did a quick diaper change and brought Kakarot into the living room. She heard the ding that the bottle was ready so she dashed over to the kitchen fetched the bottle and returned to the living room.

"Here you go you little hellion," she said as she fed him the bottle. Now at this time Bardock had too stumbled out of bed and then sat down next to Fasha on the couch. She then glanced at him and said, "I don't know what's worse the diapers or the getting up early to feed him."

"Diapers…most defiantly," he said.

"Bardock…." She said.

"Yeah Fasha…"he answered.

"I swear if you knock me up again and I have to do more diapers and all this shit again…I swear to god I will kill you," she said.

3 years later

Fasha looked at the little stick and saw the pink plus sign. Then she began to twitch uncontrollably and then cried out "THAT BASTARD! I'll KILL HIM!" Meanwhile Bardock, who had taken Kakarot and Broly fishing, felt a shiver down his spine.

"What's wrong Dad?" Kakarot who now preferred to be called Goku asked.

"I don't know son…but I got a bad feeling about it," he answered.

Will Bardock survive Fasha's fury at getting her pregnant…again? And how will young Goku adjust to being a big brother? And how will everyone react when Prince Vegeta, Prince Tarble, Napa and Raditz show up? Plus find out the origin of the infamous Frying Pan and much more next time on Dragonball Z: The ReMix!

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Well there you go chapter 2. Hope you enjoyed it. The next update wont before a while because of finals but hopefully I can get another update in before the New Year. So have a safe and happy holidays and don't forget to leave a review!