Okay. First things first. I'm disappointed in this fic. I think I could have done such a better job. However, I let it morph into what it is now while I was trying to do schoolwork and still keep up with writing it. Also, it wasn't as easy doing it from Trish's POV as I originally thought. This started out great, but quickly lost its luster because I didn't focus well enough. Therefore, I've made this the last Chapter. I'm sorry this story, well, for lack of something better to say, sucks. I apologize. I swear, The Way Fate Plays ,and the Yuri fic I've decided to write, will more than make up for the suckiness of this story. *sigh* Just read and review if you feel like it. At least this story made you guys laugh....right? So, at least i accomplished humor and smut.

Thanks to everyone who reviewed. I deeply appreciate it^_^

I do not own DMC, yadda, yadda.

Contains homosexual marriage, slight yuri, Don't like, don't read, simple as that.


7

Let's just say there had been many nights ,since the one two weeks ago, that kept me awake at night. Thankfully I hadn't seen anything else, but I sure a hell could hear it. For fuck's sake, you'd think they would wait til I was out with Lady or something. No. They thought it completely okay to go about their nasty business with me right down the hall. Those boys, I swear. I loved them, but they sure could piss me off. I was seriously beginning to think I should move in with Lady soon…..

I was sitting on the couch cleaning Luce and Ombra when the two lovebirds came in from a mission. It was, in all honesty, delightful to see them together like this. They were pretty much perfect for each other. They complemented each other in the right ways, they were alike in the right ways, and they were full of more passion than any other couple I'd come across. It all sounds cutesy and cliché, but it's the truth. I smiled when they laid down their weapons and shared a delicate kiss. They were in love, for sure.

Well, I smiled until I smelt that horrible stench they were giving off. Holy shit. Demons' blood smelt that bad? I'd run into some smelly fuckers before, but wow. This was on another level. Just like those two to ruin romanticism with something like that. Men. There's a reason I'm not into them.

"Oh my god", I coughed, "What kind of demons were you guys fighting?"

"Some Lusts, some hellhounds, and some Nobodies", Nero said, delving into the fridge, bringing out a bottle of water.

"You both stink like hell". I wasn't exaggerating. The smell coming off of them could choke the devil himself.

"I call it the stench of success", Dante proceeded in lifting his arm and sniffing his armpit.

That was fucking nasty. ".. I think I'd rather smell failure", I pointed up the stairs.

"Alright, alright", Nero held up his hands after he finished off his water, "I'm going. Coming Dante?", he winked at his lover.

"Not this time, love", he took a seat behind his desk, "You'll have to go it alone."

Dante just called him love? Aw, how sweet. Yes. The girly girl take over. But, really. This was something new. Oh, oh. Tease time! "Love?", I sat on the edge of his desk, "Is someone getting soft?"

"Soft?", he laughed, "I don't think so, babe." He shook his head and leaned back, arms behind that white haired noggin. I merely chuckled myself.

"You're calling him love", I grinned at him, "You're so in deep with him."

"Gees, ya think?", Dante rolled his eyes, "I thought that was obvious a long time ago. Ya know, when we brought him back here?"

"But, you were still calling him kid. Now, you're calling him love. I believe it's official that Nero has your heart." The look in Dante's eyes told me I was right. I mean, I knew I was, especially after the night Nero was attacked, but it was just too good now. Dante had such a look of complete contentedness and whole-heartedness that it made me want to hug him. Oh, yeah. I said I wanted to hug Dante. The amount of love he had for the boy was immeasurable. Want to know how else I knew? Except for all the other things had led up to this point?

Because three days ago, I spied Dante coming in with a bag from Jared's.

"I love him", he said softly, smiling, "Look. I know things have moved pretty fast between us, but I just feel…", he paused, searching for the right words, "Complete."

Part of me wanted to hug Dante, part of me wanted to puke at how cute this all was. Despite how I felt ,though, this was touching and I wanted to, though It's so girly and damsel like, crying. Oh, bless me. Seriously. I maintained my stature though, and went for questioning my dearest slayer about the bag.

"Is that why you bought him something from Jared's?"

His finger shot up, motioning for me to 'shut the fuck up'. I giggled. Dante, Dante, Dante. Oh my.

"Listen, Trish", he whispered, "I want to ask Nero to marry me."

Dante? Married? It sounded funny even to me. However, I knew him well. Inside that interior was definitely marriage material. He'd shown that more than ever since Nero had been there. I smiled at the thought. "Oh, Dante. You devil, you."

"You love me" he smirked, "Make ya jealous at all?"

I playfully pushed his legs off the desk, "You wish."

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"When is he gonna tell him?" Lady asked me in a hushed voice, making sure Nero wasn't paying attention. We were out in town again, buying some groceries for our favorite demon slayers. Nero was along with us, but Dante was caught on a mission. Kind of glad he was. He would, more than likely, make a scene in here if he were along. Then, I'd have to shoot him in the head. Or Lady would. Either way, just better it's us.

"Beats me", I replied, trying to decide what kind of drinks to buy, "Whenever it is, I want to see it. That's for damn sure."

"You and me both, baby."

Nero always looked a little lost without his other half being here. I was about to say something to him before I got a swift slap to my ass and head Lady giggled before walking ahead to get away from my revenge. Oh, she was getting it when we got home.

"I thought you were against PDA", Nero raised an eyebrow, setting a bunch of stuff in the cart I was pushing.

"Oh, I am", I shook my head, having to chuckle at Lady, "She isn't. It's kid of like you and Dante, right?"

He smirked, "Did you seriously ask that?"

I rolled my eyes and punched him in the arm…hard. "Yes. I did". He rubbed it, mouthing 'ow' and followed me to the nest aisle. Lady had her arms loaded down with stuff, which she almost dropped when she saw the look I gave her. Funny. I'm not sure which of us was dirtier, actually. She could be blatant, but I sure as hell could use innuendo to my advantage.

"What are we shopping for, anway?", Nero asked.

"Party tonight" I said, "Didn't Dante tell you? After he finishes up the mission, he's getting everyone together at the shop. Hence the food, chips, dip, alcohol?"

He shook his head. Oh. I see. Dante had interesting things in mind for tonight, I see. I smirked to myself. "I think you'll have fun."

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Dante's parties were always fun, even for me. He invited some pretty scantily clad women from Love Planet, but I didn't mind that too much. And Nero had nothing to worry about, of course. These girls had nothing on him in Dante's eyes.

I let my body go with the beat of the blaring music. Thankfully, Lady had brought in her stereo so the jukebox wouldn't be in use. I danced with her, letting her hands wonder up my sides. Sipping on cocktails, my eyes trying to follow the many dancers, her dancing so close to me…..I was having fun. And form the looks of it, Dante and Nero were having plenty of fun, too. I had no idea that Nero could dance like that. Never in a million years would I have imagined him dropping down on the pool table so low, grinding into Dante with no shame while onlookers whistled at the two.

I was heating up. The music, the drinks, the way Lady was doing to me what Nero was doing to Dante. I kissed her, my hair covering our faces when I leant her back, bringing her leg up around my waist.

"Whoo" Dante yelled, bringing attention to us, "Keep it goin'!!"

I gave him the finger. I was quite ready to get the hell out of the shop, go back to Lady's and-

Finally, the music died down a little and Dante whistled through his fingers. I wouldn't exactly call this romantic, but what the hell? All eyes were on him, including mine and Lady's, and the room was as quiet as it was ever gonna be.

"Ladies and Gentlemen!", He called out. He pulled Nero close to him, "As all of you know, this guy right here, Nero, he's my sexy little devil." Nero's nose got a rub, of course, but he got closer to Dante, licking down his neck.

"Hot damn", Lady yelled at them. I laughed and hushed her.

"And not only do I sex him up", Dante bowed when people whistled again, "I love him. I love him with all my heart." Now, he gave Nero a look of utter care and love. It was returned by his lover. I knew what came next. I was giddy, again. I held tight to Lady, her to me, as we awaited the moment we'd been waiting for.

"Nero", Dante pulled something from his pocket, "We haven't been together long, but I've loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. I never, ever want to leave you", he got on his knee, holding the box up to a stunned Nero, "Will you stay with me forever?"

Lady and I both screamed our lungs out when Nero jumped on him and said yes.

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It'd been two months since the night Dante proposed and every since then, every time I saw him and Nero together, I knew what love looked like. There time together had been short, but it really didn't matter. When they were together, it seemed like they had already spent years be one another's side.

I smiled at Nero, watching him pace back and forth as he waited for the big moment to come. I felt like crying I was so happy. Okay. Call me whatever you like, I'm entitled to cry at a wedding. I went to him, laughing when he rubbed his nose. I suppose there are some things he'll never stop doing.

"Don't tell you're nervous", I teased him.

"Are you getting married?" He eyed me, his voice obviously a little shaky. I laughed and hugged him.

"No, I'm not", I patted his back, "But if I were you, I'd be one happy little thing."

He smiled at me, "You're not so bad after all, Trish. Thank you."

I waved it off, "Don't mention it."

"Hey" he caught me before I went off the talk to Dante, "Things went fast…..didn't they?"

I nodded. I wasn't sure what he was playing at by saying it.

"I'm glad", he smiled, turning to the window. The light played on his face and hair. Boy, if Dante saw him now, he'd melt. I laid a hand on his shoulder before walking off to see what me dearest demon slayer was doing. I found him chatting it up with Lady, that signature grin on his face. My dearest Dante was finally doing what I thought I'd never see him do. Which reminds me. Damn it. I owe him a hundred bucks.

"There she is", Lady held out her hand, which I took, and pulled me close. I wrapped an arm around her, giving her a light tap on the cheek as I smiled at Dante. He looked like the picture of calm. Not surprising. I knew he was a little nervous though. I could sense it. I reached out and pulled him into my and Lady's embrace, making him curse and laugh at the same time. That was almost all we had time for, though, for as soon as we let him go the music started.

"Go get em' tiger", Lady, literally, pushed him out of the small room and into the bigger chamber. I slapped her playfully, even though I thought it was pretty damn hilarious, too. We went out too, taking our seats in the front row. It was a very small ceremony. Me, Lady, the two grooms, and some random guy that Dante met and decided to invite. Yeah, weird. But, it took no meaning away from what was happening.

So, what does it look like when a devil loves? I asked myself that so many times. Though I'm a devil myself, and I have a place in my heart for Lady that is undying, I still wondering how intense a devil's love could be. Mainly, how intense could a devil, who's suffered so much, love so much?

When I watched my two friends exchange vows and rings on the podium, staring into each other's eyes, embracing on another and meshing their lips together so perfectly, I knew then. In that moment, all the love those two men had for each other was put on display for everyone to see. I felt it. I felt the feelings dance around the room, lighting up the atmosphere.

Sound too cheesy? Know what? I do not care. I speak the truth and I'm telling you, The two devils that stood before me were more intense than anything I had ever seen. I wiped away my joyful tears, Lady doing the same beside me.

I never knew what it looked like until Dante and Nero. To see them is to see two devils love.

And it's a great, great thing.