Holy 'effing shit. I'm late.

I'm really, really late.

I cannot explain how angry am with myself. Please, do forgive me. I'm certain I've lost my reviewers due to the fact that I haven't posted for so long. Here's something for your troubles. I wrote the Christmas drabbles, just barely finished but then my retarded computer shut DOWN ON ME. Everything gone.

FML.

L's cell phone rang multiple times. But you'd expect this from the world's greatest detective, right? He's been running back and forth, up and down around the large 'house' from the moment he got to the orphanage. Roger apparently had to attend a wedding and was unable to help look after the Wammy Kids. He begged and pleaded for L to help, and the young man eventually gave in. The phone rang twice.

Damn it… not now, Watari! I'm busy…

He delicately removed the phone from his pocket and held it open to his shoulder and sighed.

"Yes?" He mumbled.

Watari went on about the cases he had to fulfill during the past week. L nodded and finally disconnected from the phone call. He jerked back as the young Wammy boy tugged on his messy hair and dropped the phone.

"Lelly, play with me!" Mello said spryly as he jumped up.

"Y-yes, I will play with you, just give me a minute," L grumbled.

"No, Lelly said he was going to play with me, Mello! Lelly also said he was going to play Pokémon battles!" Matt argued.

"L said he was going to help solve a puzzle with me, so you can't have him," Near said in his usual bored tone. It was obvious that he wasn't going to back down anytime soon.

"I will get to all of you, just please let me breathe for a minute!" L raised his voice a bit too loud for a couple of five year olds.

All three of them began to compose a loud, irritating whine as they slowly burst into tears.

"Oh no, no, no, no, no. Please don't start crying! I-"L started to panic. He wasn't amazing with children, especially crying children. He scurried to the play room where all the toys were kept and grabbed a rattle. The detective wasn't sure on what would make them stop but hey; he saw this on a commercial. L ran back into the room where the three children were wailing at the minute. He started rapidly shaking the rattle hoping he would get a reaction.

And a reaction, he received.

The young blond boy tugged at L's baggy pants roughly. The trousers came falling down to the detective's ankles. The rattle in his hand stopped. Matt and Mello started laughing and pointing at L's pants.

"Haha, Lelly's pants go down!"

L was extremely angry. He stood there, glaring at the laughing children while Near continued solving his puzzle, not even daring to look up.

"That is not acceptable, boys. I would like an apology this instant, I-"The raven was interrupted with another tug of his attire which, of course, were his boxers. The door swung open revealing the exhausted man holding his coat. He stopped and stared at L's revealed body. He quickly pulled up his pants.

"T-this isn't what it looks like! I was- they were crying, a-and I had to-"

"Get naked?"

"N-no, that's unsanitary! You understand, right? They're five, a-and they-"

"I think they better come with me, now." Roger motioned his hand for the children to approach him and left the room. L plunged himself onto the couch and sighed.

"Everything always happens to me. EVERYTHING!"

You'd think the same. Don't lie. ;D