Disclaimer: I don't own ANY characters from Sailor Moon, though I sometimes wish I did. The only thing I do own in this oneshot is the storyline…maybe…possibly…I think so anyways.

Author's Note: I had been reading a lot of Serena(Usagi)/Darien(Mamoru) humor fics and then thought of this one, at first it may seem like a couple of others you've read, but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one with this idea…if not then it's my mistake. Please keep in mind this is my 1st completed fanfic and I have no beta reader. So I'm submitting this with good faith, although I know my grammar/punctuation could use a little work. Please Enjoy, Read, and Review. Flames are accepted since I just found a bag of marshmallows. ^.^ ~Anime Stars

"SERENA!" Darien called from somewhere other than the bedroom of the apartment he lived in with his wife.

Serena groaned and rolled over in bed, glancing at the time on the clock. The face read 7:34am; it was too early for her to be awake.

"Serena where is it?" Her husband called again.

"Where's what?" the blonde mumbled into her pillow, trying to go back to sleep.

"Honey, you know I can't live without it. Where did you put it?" The black haired man said as he poked his head into the bedroom.

"Who said I hid it. Maybe I threw it away. Darien, come back to bed." Serena yawned.

"Serena, I can't function without it. Please tell me where it is so that way I can leave." Darien spoke, turning furious blue eyes capturing his wife's own mischievous ones.

"Did you try calling Andrew? Maybe he knows where it is." She responded, shaking in silent laughter.

"Love, you didn't throw it away. If you tell me where it is I can leave. Please." He begged.

"Nope."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"Not telling."

"Serena…"

"That's not going to work." Serena raised an eyebrow to her husband's 'puppy dog' eyes.

"Just tell me why."

"You know I hate it."

"Did you really throw it away Serena? Do you know how hard I looked for it?"

"Darien, come back to bed. I'm not going to tell you were I put it."

"Ha! So you DID hide it." Darien accused.

"Yes. Now please come back to bed." Serena pleaded, tired of her husband's antics.

Darien, dressed for work, filled the doorframe and stared at his wife. He said not a word and stared pointedly at her as she refused to tell him where she hid the thing he loved just as much as her.

"Serena. Where. Is. My. Coffee." He stressed. "Don't tell me you forgot. I need my coffee to live."

Rolling her eyes and settling back into bed Serena gave in to Darien's demands. "If you remember where I hid that awful green jacket before I convinced you to throw it out, I put your 'precious' coffee there."

Before Serena had even finished, Darien had raced into the living room and moved the television out of the entertainment center. There, hidden behind the backboard was his precious coffee. He put the television back and headed into the kitchen calling back a thank you.

Serena just smiled to herself and tried to sleep as she heard her husband banging around in the kitchen, obviously looking for the coffeepot she had hidden in the bathroom. Just because she gave his the location of the grinds did not mean he would be able to have his caffeine fix, unless of course he came back and apologized for eating her chocolate ice cream last week. Yes, indeed. This was much more fun than hiding the jacket, she thought as Darien's voice calling her name woke her back up.

The End, maybe. And I bet you were thinking "Oh no, another green jacket story." Turns out you were wrong. Again please review and I hope you enjoyed my 1st completed fanfic. ~Anime Stars