~Movie night in Hueco Mundo~

Nobody said a word following the end of Aizen's brilliant and witty discourse on the most fascinating subject of How-they-were-going-to-win-the-war-and-enhance-his dastardly-villain-image-while-they-were-at-it. Add Suave-or the S factor-and-evil-illusionist-because it sounded cool.

Aizen swept his far-reaching gaze past the assembled elite of his prized army, never losing his smile once as tea dripped from Stark's upturned cup onto the immaculate white rug. Or when Yammy picked his boogers when he thought no one-least of all Aizen, was watching.

"To further strengthen the bonds of brother—" he paused as his Tercera Espada Halibel sent him a hooded look full of meaning.

"Ahem. Sister—"

This time, the look he got from Nnoitra read: don't EVEN go there.

"Hollowhood!" Aizen said cheerfully, acting as though that was what he had meant to say all along.

Silence.

"I proclaim Saturday-Hueco Mundo movie night!"

Numbed brains and glazed stares took a while to register this new horror foisted upon them by their-dastardly-exuding S factor leader-ever since he had allowed Inoue use of the Kitchens.

Grimmjow whom had learned the fine art of sleeping with his eyes open from La Primera, started awake. "Wha—" he began stupidly, earning him a quick, mute-what-we-call-the-death glare from green eyes across the table. But Grimmjow-being-Grimmjow hadn't learned another important thing.

Keep your mouth shut if you weren't paying attention during an important meeting with your evil overlord/ master/creator.

"H-How ridiculous!" he burst out, none of the Espada seconded this, afraid as they were of the dangerous antipathy radiating from Ulquiorra's aura. No one insulted Aizen in La Cuatro's presence.

"Movie night!! Wait…what's a movie?"

Silence reigned.

"It's a form of human entertainment," Halibel clarified, causing everyone to turn to her.

Had the Tercera really spoken?

"Like porno?" Grimmjow had to know.

Silence again.

With effort, the only female Espada addressed the question that was in everyone's minds, "may I ask what sort of film we are to view?"

If Tosen had his way, it might be: Just Cause.

However if Gin snuck his way past the director general, it might be even worse: Chappy the bunny and the mystery of the missing Easter egg.

The few sensible Espada shrunk back in minute horror.

Good Kami-sama don't even go there!

Aizen however, smiled slowly, making sure it just oozed S Factor and evil-over-lord-ness.

"You'll see," he replied mysteriously.

~To be continued~

Disclaimer: Don't own Bleach or the movies to be mentioned next time. ;) I'd had this buried in my old docs and dug it out to be reformatted and all...thanks for reading-no flames or idiotic spammers. Reviews are always appreciated!