I was asked to write this. So. Here ya go.

It was that time of the year again. Spring cleaning. Ianto took this job more seriously then the rest of the team combined and then supercharged with the power of the Rift. He wanted his work station to be as pristine as can be. He had taken extreme care in all the organization of what the team called "The Coffee Cave", a closet in which Ianto had organized the coffee for the year by nation of origin, quality, and strength of roast. Now it was time for the dangerous part. The moving of the coffee maker. He had to clean out under it or that just wouldn't be hygienic. He removed his coat and placed it on a chair. He was like a surgeon, carefully making the first incision. He lifted the great contraption and moved it slowly to another desk. Now that the coffee maker that had become his closest companion was safe, he could clean in peace.

He turned back and looked at the newly empty space and noticed something odd. It wasn't empty. Sitting where the coffee maker once stood was a coffee stained envelope with his name in sloping handwriting. He picked it up and gently opened it.

Dear Ianto,

I just wanted to take this time to tell you how I feel. I must sound like a school girl right now, but I love you. I don't know why I haven't tried to say it sooner. I know that I seem like I can handle myself, but I think we both know it's a façade. I decided to leave this here, just because I hoped that one day you would find it, but not too soon because that would just be embarrassing. I know you and Jack are….whatever you and Jack are, but he will never love you in all the ways that I could.

Silently and painfully yours,

XXX

"No real name. That's useful…" Ianto thought. The way it was written was one, obviously not Jack, and two, had no particular identification to who the writer was. It could be anyone on the team. The Tea-boy had a secret admirer. Ianto had never blushed so pink in his life. Someone loved him. Really loved him and he never even saw it. He had to find who it was as soon as possible.

But first he had to finish cleaning. When he was done, he carefully replaced the coffee maker and resolved to interrogate everyone individually, in his own way. Sneaky as always…