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Attempt Number One

Draco glanced around the empty corridor then stopped when his eyes fell on an equally pale and blond female. Luna Lovegood. She may be mad but she had long smooth legs that would make any guy want to immediately take a cold shower. Luna was unaware at how pretty considering she spent most of her time educating people on nargles and so on. Draco decided he should see what Luna's reaction was if he dropped her a hint on how much he, ahem, liked her, and on top of that he needed to practice his pickup lines.

Not that I really need them, Draco thought cockily as he sauntered over to the Ravenclaw. Luna was standing and looking dreamily outside out of one of the windows and doodling in a notebook, her quill, at the moment, pressed to the side of her lip as if she was pondering something.

"Hey Luna," Draco practically purred, as he scanned the teenage girl's body. Since she was so clueless on how short she wore her skirt it didn't leave a lot to the imagination and Draco had one hell of an imagination.

"Oh, hello Draco!" Luna chirped breathlessly as she put the feathered pen behind her ear. She clutched her notebook to her chest and turned to smile at him.

"Sooo…" Draco stalled, sifting through his mind, trying to find a good line. Aha! There was one. Draco leaned over and whispered in the blond's ear. "I know my name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood if you know what I mean."

Luna furrowed her brow and giggled confusedly. "Of course you're not silly because I'm Luna!" and with that, she walked down the hall leaving Draco standing there with a blank expression.

A/N: Alright there is chapter one. :D Tell me if I messed anything up or if I am writing them OOC. But for Draco, it's kinda the he is supposed to be portrayed…Yeah.

Up Next: Quidditch Match Lines Of Love (Or Attempt Number 2..)

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