Me: Erm… I had this idea, so…. Yeah.
Ed: *snorts*
Harry:…
Ulquiorra:…
Grimmjow: This is a bleach/hp cross. Obviously, unless you're an idiot.
Me: Shush! No one will read it if your rude!!
Grimmjow: *snorts* yeah, no one will read it ANYWAY....
Me: *growls, attacks*
Hitsugaya: He's going to regret that...
Hermione: Harry Potter is owned by J. K. Rowling.
Ichigo: Bleach is owned by Tite Kubo. Thankfully…
Rukia: On to the story.
Me: PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 1
In Hueco Mundo, the meeting room….
Ulquiorra was sitting in a meeting with Aizen. Along with Ichimaru Gin and Grimmjow.
"You three will have a new mission." Sosuke Aizen announced.
"Where to?" Grimmjow asked, looking somewhat annoyed.
"A school called 'Hogwarts'. We have made a alliance with one of their most feared wizards, Lord Voldemort." Aizen replied, drinking some tea.
"'Wizards'?" Grimmjow asked skeptically.
"Yes. You shall be posing as sixth year students."
"If you wish, Lord Aizen." Ulquiorra said stiffly. Gin was still grinning the grin we all know and hate/love.
"Excellent!! You will leave tonight, but first, you will need to wear gigais."
"What?! Why?!" Grimmjow demanded.
"So you will be able to be seen, and complete the mission." Aizen explained. Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Ichimaru all left, going to go get the gigais.
In the Soul Society.....
The captain-commander had called several people to a meeting for a new mission. To be exact, Rukia Kutchki, Ikkaku Madarame, Toshiro Hitsugaya, and Renji Abarai.
"You all have a new assignment." The captain-commander announced, slowly. "You will be attending a school known as 'Hogwarts' disguised as sixth year students. Hogwarts is locating in the human place known as England."
"How long our these kids there for?!?!" Renji asked.
"Seven years. Please inform Kurosaki Ichigo, Orihime Inoue, and Uryu Ishida."
"WHAT?!?! WHY DOES THAT STRAWBERRY have to go to?!?!?" Renji demanded.
"Shut up Renji, it's the captain's orders." Rukia said, hitting him on the head.
"Fine...." Renji agreed, sulkily. Then they all shun-poed away to the world of the living.
In the world of the living......
Ichigo Kurosaki had just reached his bedroom. He was thankful for the peace when that peace was shattered by a voice that he remembered yelling at someone, who also yelled back at him. The voices were coming from his ceiling. Ichigo was not happy. He grit his teeth together, annoyed by the interruption, before yelling up at the 'shouting' ceiling':
"SHUT UP!!!!! I KNOW YOUR THERE!!!!" That was when Rukia, Renji, Hitsugaya, and Ikkaku fell from the ceiling. Rukia and Renji were still arguing over something, Ichigo couldn't tell what, though, Ikkaku stood up quickly, trying to regain his balance, and Hitsugaya, who was staring at everyone like they were complete and total idiots. Which they were, Ichigo agreed with the young, white-haired taicho.
"Why are you here?" Ichigo asked Hitsugaya.
"We are going to be going on a new mission, and unfortunately, you, Ishida, and Inoue are coming as well." Hitsugaya replied, in a voice that clearly said he REALLY did not want them coming. Ichigo snorted. Even though they had saved the Soul Society, Hitsugaya still didn't like them.
"Yeah, so come ON, Kurosaki." Renji growled.
"Where we going?!" Ichigo demanded, glaring at Renji.
"A school called 'Hogwarts'. It's in England."
"WHAT?!?! I CAN'T GO TO FREAKING ENGLAND!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO JUST DROP EVERYTHING AND GO?!?!"
"You can, and you WILL," Ikkaku growled.
"Yes." Hitsugaya said simply, sending a death glare to Ichigo, who shivered. Hitsugaya was apparently NOT in a good mood, because the temperature in the room dropped by several degrees. Everyone felt, and shivered slightly.
"I'll get Orihime and Uryu..." Rukia disappeared. Ichigo was still fuming, and kept glaring at Renji.
At Orihime's house.....
Inoue Orihime was humming to herself as she made a weird combination of food. She put it in the microwave to heat up, when there was a knock on her door.
"Coming!" Orihime shouted, as she skipped to the door. he opened it, and there stood Rukia Kutchki.
"Rukia!!" Orihime gasped, and hugged her. Rukia hugged her back, for a moment, before letting her go.
"Um....Orihime, there is a reason I'm here." She said officially. "We have a mission, and we were told to tell you, Uryu, and Ichigo that. We are going to a school in England, or New Britain, called 'Hogwarts'. We were asked to bring you because, a. you can stop Ichigo from getting into any fights we all KNOW he will regret later, b. you know him the best, and c. since Ichigo is a complete idiot with horrible luck, we will probably need your healing abilities to stop him from dying. Plus, it'll be fun!" Rukia added quickly, so as not to hurt the somewhat sensitive orange-haired girl. Orihime looked thoughtful for a second, like she was thinking about something, and Rukia tensed, hoping she hadn't hurt her feelings. Then Orihime asked Rukia:
"What type of food do they have there? When do we leave?" And Rukia laughed in relief, and answered her saying:
"I don't know what type of food, I've never been there!!! And we leave tonight. Urahara is giving us a lift."
"OK!! Cool, I can't wait to leave!" Orihime said cheerfully.
"I'll help you pack!" Rukia replied back to her, equally cheerful.
At Uryu's house.....
Renji had left(so that he could get away from the annoying Strawberry), and went to go get Uryu. Uryu was, of course, knitting/sewing something for someone. It was a kinda big order, so the person who had requested it had gone a while ago. Uryu was currently getting something to drink, when Renji barged in through the door, not even bothering to knock on the door.
"Don't you impatient shinigami know any manners?" Uryu said, somewhat impatiently. How ironic.
"Yo! We have a new mission!" Renji said loudly, ignoring Uryu's question. He grabbed him, and dragged him out the front door. Uryu, as I bet you can imagine, was not happy. Not at all.
"Let me go!!!" He yelled, struggling to get out of Renji's iron grip.
"Sure." Renji said, letting him go. "I forgot-you have to pack."Uryu gave him the death glare.
"Why do I have to pack?!"
"Because we're goin' to England. NOW GO PACK!!!!" Renji explained 'calmly'. Uryu glared, and stomped upstairs.
~~15 minutes later~~
"OK, let's go!!" Rukia and Renji said, at Orihime and Uryu's house. They all met up at Ichigo's house, and left for Diagon Alley!!
Me: Was that...a good chapter?
Grimmjow: NO!!! IT SUCKED!!!
Me: *cries in my emo corner*
Rena: Get in there....stupid body...
Shion: *laughs*
Rukia: Rate and Review
Hitsugaya: Yeah! You got a long chapter, so REVIEW!!!!!!