Chapter one: the return!

Disclaimer: We don't own Twilight or any of the songs.(except for some of the lyrics)

AN: Well the holidays are back and it all seems so soon. In fact Thursday Ruler told me "ya know we haveto start the twelve days of twimas2 on Monday." I was like "really?" and went to check the calendar. Oh and about that sequel stuff at the end of the last chapter we are still, maybe planning Battle of the books we're still working on it and of course this is the twelve days of twimas 2, but It won't just be songs from the nutcracker like initially intended.

Bold-AN

'Italics'- thoughts

"Italics"- Random Voice

Bold italics-songs!

"quotation"- talking

Regular-…story (aka: The 12 Days of Twimas 2)

*(3rdpov.)

"Hey Jasper did you noticed that Edward seems…paranoid today?" Emmett questioned entering the room.

"Paranoid how?" responded Jasper.

"Well he keeps looking around as if he is expecting someone to appear out of nowhere."

"Hang on what is today's date?"

"Well it's the 14th of December, but what does that have to do with... oh!" Emmett cut off in a sudden light bulb moment. They both remained silent for a few minutes remembering all the crazy things that happened last year.

"Yup, that certainly explains that." Jasper commented as Edward came in, looking at the rafters and all around before lying on the couch.

"Uh, I have a bad feeling about today." Edward moaned, and then Bella came in holding Renesme and looking worried. Instantly he artificially perked up and went to say good morning to Renesme.

'He must have read Renesme's thoughts.' everyone thought in unison.

"Don't worry about it Edward, if the 'Random Voice from Nowhere' wants Show up again this year he or she will, and worrying about it won't change a thing." Bella said trying to cheer Edward up.

"I still wonder why the Random Voice came in the first place…" Carlisle wondered.

"Oh well, no sense in worrying about it. Now… what should we do for Christmas this year? I know! Let's decorate all of Forks in lights, and mistletoe, and wreaths, and, and…!"

"Big blow up SANTAS!!!" Renesme added on to Alice's long list of ways the Cullens could terrorize Forks and the rest of the Olympic peninsula.

"Alice, how do I put this delicately-" began Carlisle attempting to get Alice to see reason "I am not sure whether everyone else would… appreciate you decorating their lawns."

"Besides trespassing is illegal," Edward pointed out.

"What? It's not trespassing!" Alice exclaimed

"Sure; 'surprising' neighbors by decorating their lawns while they sleep is certainly not trespassing." Edward retorted with Molasses thick sarcasm.

Alice rolled her eyes. "Maybe when you put it like that, but I'd only do the front yard and all along their roofs! Hey! We could even decorate the entire Olympic peninsula, or may be the entire USA!"

"Alice, I don't think we have enough money to do that. Even with Carlisle's entire life savings!" Emmett added.

"Edward?" Alice asked in the most angelic voice she could muster.

"Sorry Alice, it's not really ethical, or legal." He answered shaking his head.

"Rosalie?"

"No, sorry I'm busy."

"Esme?"

"I don't think I can."

"Carlisle?"

"Double shift at the hospital."

"Jasper?"

"I'm too busy finding you a gift that you won't know what it is."

"E-Emmett?"

"I am still holding a grudge for 'ding-a-ling'." He smirked.

"Fine! I'm going to look for people who will help me then." Alice slammed the front door as she left.

"I have a bad feeling about this…" Bella muttered having experienced Alice's stubbornness every time she was forced to go shopping.

(Off in a distant place, possibly not even on Earth, a certain random voice 'walks' into a seemingly abandoned room.)

"Why was I called here? This is supposed to be my month off." The voice mumbled.

"We are in need of your services this Christmas." An anonymous figure stepped forward still encased in shadows. All that was visible was the silhouette.

"Where?" The Random Voice from Nowhere asked hesitantly.

"It seems you failed last year. They show little to no change. Try harder this year."

"The Cullens…"

(Back in the Cullen living room)

"Wow! You people really haven't done anything for the holidays! Hahaha! This'll be fun." A rather annoying voice said. Edward's head shot up.

"It's you!" He cried.

"No it's not! We've never met." This certain voice seemed to actually come from somewhere, unlike the other one, but it still seemed impossible to distinguish where.

"Then who are you?" Carlisle asked logically.

"I am the –drum roll- ANOYING VOICE FROM ANYWHERE!!!!" It took all of the Cullens a moment to comprehend what this new 'voice' had actually said mostly because of the volume at which it screeched.

"Would you have any relation to the Ran-" Edward began.

"Well, considering she is a mass-less voice; how many could there be in this universe? She is undoubtedly related to our sibling whom you already know.'

"Edward? Are you somehow sharing your talent?" Bella asked clearly unnerved. Edward shook his head disturbed that someone could not only talk to him mentally, but could break through Bella's mental barrier, and stunned for the second time in five minutes due to hearing the same thing seven fold.

"Hahaha, that's hilarious! You shocked seven vampires and a half vampire just by talking!" The 'Annoying Voice' laughed.

"Though it depends upon your own personal definition of hilarious, I must concur," Said the voice, still speaking in everyone's minds and chuckling at the end.

"So, you are mass-less voices and siblings and the 'Annoying voice from anywhere' is a girl?" Remarked Carlisle being the first to break free of the stupor.

"Correct"

"Well mostly, actually I can change my form a will, but at the moment I am mass-less."

"Okay may I ask then, what is your name... a voice that can speak in our minds? And are there more of you?" Carlisle asked trying his best to keep his composure.

"Oh how scatty of me. Of course, I am referred to as the Voice of Reason in Your Head. I must admit it is an honor to meet you, Carlisle Cullen. Not including 'Annoy', there are none here as of yet, but more will arrive shortly for the reunion. It really is a pity that 'Random' had to reschedule on such short notice, isn't it?"

"The Random Voice is coming?" Edward

"A reunion?"

"The Bunny Hop?"

"Alice, when did you get back?"

"Wait … the Bunny Hop?!?" Yelled everyone incredulously; except for Edward, who had a look of pure distraught plastered on his marble face.

"Well to answer those in order: Yes; it is 'Random's' turn to host our holiday get together so it will be held here; Huh, I have no clue; and 5 seconds ago, 6 now."

"Wow, your good." said Alice bizarrely unfazed.

Edward snickered, "you know you might just be right! Actually that makes more sense then all of this!" The rest of the Cullens gazed on in bewilderment between the two.

"SPEAK … ALOUD!!!" The Annoying Voice from Anywhere yelled.

"Fine, she said this was another 'mass hallucination' like the incident with the reindeer last year." Edward explained.

"Right, that makes more sense." Everyone agreed with Emmett's words and left it at that.

"Well, I have to leave for my next shift at the hospital. I hope you get this sorted out." Carlisle said while walking put the door.

"I'll be going shopping with Esme, so good luck with your hallucinations." Rosalie and Esme left as well. Jasper and Alice meanwhile, decided to simply to sit down and watch 'the fun begin'. Emmett remained standing.

"So, probably still here voices, when is he…she…them…uh?" Edward asked

"It!" Yelled Annoy

"'It', 'It' is good." Said Edward, finally finding the perfect word to describe… well it!

"Quoting Disney: how original." The aforementioned voice grunted. (AN: Watch Hercules, and replace 'it' with 'if')

"Oh and Emmett, I've got you a present! You can open it now!" The Annoying Voice chimed in.

"Aren't I supposed to wait 'till Christmas?" Emmett asked catching a small box that appeared out of nowhere.

"No… You're going to need it." The voice said with a smile hinting tone.

"That sounded ominous." The random voice cooed. "I would go out side if I were you, Emmett."

"Right! Thanks Annoy!" Emmett yelled running out the door.

"Hey! That's my nickname for her!" The Random Voice yelled back.

"Oh, don't worry about it Randomie! I wanna see his expression."

"Randomie?" Bella asked; Edward suddenly bursting out with laughter behind her.

(Outside *bum bum bum*)

"so, why'd you voices want me out here?"

'Last Christmas you had some bells,

But the very next day, they shot them away,

This year, to set you from tears,

I'll give you some that are special,

Special…Special'

"No, way…" Emmett whispered looking down in the box.

(Inside *bum bum bum*)

" OK! Now, where was I?" 'Randomie' sputtered trying desperately to change the subject.

"I …don't know…" Alice paused; why couldn't she see it?

"Oh, right!"

'Last Christmas I spread some cheer,

But the very next year, I am back here.

This year, to save me from tears,

I'll bring some help that is special,

Special…Special'

"Wait, spreading some cheer? That's what you're trying to do?" Edward commented.

"That is the basic concept of the IHCS section of the H.O.L.I.D.A.Y.S. Center."

"I've got It! We'll put on a Christmas play!!" Alice interrupted causing everyone to wonder what she was thinking about; including Edward, who was too distracted by the new information on 'It'.

AN: Ooh… it's late, and really long, but it was fun to write, which is what counts.

Some actual information on the Random Voice from Nowhere?!? What's the IHCS? What's the H.O.L.I.D.A.Y.S. Center? What was in that box that Emmett got? Could the Cullens really pull off a Christmas play? What would it be on? Will these crazy authors be able to get this story on track?

If you are wondering any of the following, or even if you weren't, please review and tell us what you think. All comments are appreciated. Even if it's just to say hi.

P. S I am putting up a new poll so vote now!

-Smart... someone forgot to put up the 'song'... (sigh) Here you go and thanks for being such great readers/reviewers! The next chap may also be late but it'll be longer...

'On the 14th day of christmas fanfiction gave to me; 14 custard doughnuts .' (I'm hungry okay?)

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