Professor T and her Great Correctness

Summary: Parody. Professor T, the divination teacher, makes a prediction in class. Will it be her first correct prediction, or will she fail once again? Rated T for language. One-shot.

Author's Note: Accept the warning above that this is a parody and is extremely short, stupid, and funny. I do not own Harry Potter, but I wish I could profit from it (I'm broke, so even a penny per book would help me out, though that would never happen).

"Students!" Professor T screamed.

"Yo, teach! Whatcha want?" the class replied together.

"You all gonna die!"

"Whoa, no!" the class exclaimed. "You off your ass, bitch, goin' crazy, mo-fo!"

"It's true! Youse all gonna die!" Professor T yelled.

"Nah, bitch! The leaves ain't tellin' us jack!"

"But you just drank the dope! Youse all gonna die! It was poisoned dope!"

"Ah, shit-"

Professor T's class perished and the school mourned for ages. Professor T was commended for knowing so much about the future of them, and now she is the Head of House for Hufflepuff. Depsite being wrong ever since, she maintains her position and is doing well with the power it gave her.