Naruto was a pervert. Who wouldn't be, after travelling with the author of the best-selling pornography books on the market? It was impossible to escape the habit of certain things, when Jiraiya was bringing home women every night, regardless of his young student. His young student, who after the first few months of this, gave up trying to avoid the direction Jiraiya was leading him to.

It wasn't as though he peeked into the women's side of the hot springs, or pretended to drop something to look up a waitress's skirt. He wasn't stupid enough o do things like that. Jiraiya almost always got caught. Naruto had to be careful, especially because of Sakura. Just as Naruto had adopted some of Jiraiya's ways, Sakura had adopted all of Tsunade's ways, save for gambling.

Brash, short-tempered and a mean right hook to knock out any ninja, she was a real powerhouse. Not to mention a prude when it came to anything to do with sex.

Naruto thought that was ironic, considering she must have given check-ups at the hospital and studied the human's reproductive system. Hell, she had Ino as a best friend. She was bound to get an earful of the latest her blonde friend did, reluctantly or not.

Seeing that he was a pervert, he did not stop watching Sakura masturbate. He didn't stop watching her as her hands played with herself, or when she started making the smallest of sounds. His eyes didn't tear away from her frantic moving hands, as one moved over her breasts and as the other slipped downwards and into her pink curls.

His chest constricted when he heard her breathing start to race, when her small noises suddenly seemed louder. His breathing started to race when he heard the words she started to mumble.

Naruto… god more!

His mouth hitched up into a grin as she watched hand pump into herself faster. When he feels his own hand grip his length, he isn't surprised. Naruto knew he was a very impulsive person. He slipped his own fingers into his trousers as he eyed her own on her other hand grip her nipple. She bit down on her lip to stifle some of the noise.

His hand gripped his member as he began slowly pumping it, trying to drink in more of the image before him. His breathing became ragged as he imagined her hand doing that to him. He slid his cool palms along his length, seeing Sakura a few metres away.

His hand continued to go faster as he continued to masturbate to her image. He didn't stop.

He didn't stop even when she saw him.

Later on, Naruto mused that he must have made some form of noise, which caught her attention.

Her eyes had locked onto his half closed ones. She yelled, "Naruto!" and she arched her back from the rush of her orgasm.

Her pants began to slow down and her eyes found his again. His hand was dripping with a white liquid that Sakura was sure was cum. Her face turned red when she realized what he had been jerking off too.

Turning her head away, she tried to cover herself up.

"Why bother Sakura-chan?" Her eyes turned to meet his. "I've already seen everything."

Her face turned into a scowl as she said in a fierce whisper, "Why the hell were you watching me you pervert?!"

Widened for the fraction of a second before he started laughing. "Jeez Sakura-chan, I may be a bigger pervert than you, but you were the one masturbating to thoughts of me!"

His grin stretched wider as the look of surprise and horror became more evident on her face. "How long have you been standing there?!"

His grin became a lazy smile as he started walking towards her. "Long enough to have heard that you asked me for more."

Her face took on a look of outrage. "You idiot! Don't you have any respect for privacy?" Even as she heard her own words, Sakura knew that was a stupid question.

"You were jacking off in the middle of the woods!" he spluttered.

"So? If you knew what I was doing, don't continue to watch!" that reminded her that his eyes were a tad lower than hers were.

"Look up here, jerk!"

Naruto's eyes swivelled up to hers, a grin growing across his face. "But Sakura-chan, I thought you liked me staring at you."

"What gave you that idea?" She was definitely pissed.

He eyes trailed down her body and lay to rest on her crotch. The curls were taking on damper darker colour.

Sakura noticed his eyes leaving hers, and followed the trail they were taking.

Oh.

Oh.

She looked up to see Naruto's face. It was smug.

Stupid arrogant bastar--

"--course?" he had said something.

"What?"

"I said, would you like to finish off with the main course?" he gestured towards his shaft.

Three.

Two.

One.

"Uzumaki Naruto! Run before I kill you!"

Both of them should have been grateful it was not a stealth mission.