the You Owe Me List

By: Xmarksthespot

Disclaimer: Don't own.

It was a Saturday morning. Saturday morning. A day were certain people – namely Sasuke Uchiha – enjoy slumbering for several extra hours before getting up for breakfast – or lunch, depending on whether it was 11 AM or 12PM.

Now, usually this man behaved in a calm mannerism through dire situations where his blond friend would react to childishly and the other teammate screaming at the top of her lungs, possibly reaching two or three octaves in doing so. However, someone wasn't respecting his enjoyable day.

So as the Uchiha slowly walked towards his door, he muttered curses to himself. Scratching the back of his head, he approached the main entrance where someone had continuously rang the doorbell – over and over and over again! When he opened the main gates though, no one was there and all that was left was a letter.

Letting out an exhale, he went back and forth. Should he burn it or read it? Upon making his decision, Sasuke bent down to pick it up, opening it while walking back into his home.

Dear Sasuke Uchiha, Sasuke-kun, Sassy, honey, dear friend, teme, Idiot, whichever name you like best,

It said with pretty scripted writing.

You owe ME the following:

1. Three pieces of lined paper, because when I first met you, I wrote your name over and over again so I wouldn't forget it.

2. A total of $76.45 worth of lunch money (you would've died of starvation if it wasn't for that!) from our days at the academy.

3. A new shirt, because I fell in the mud trying to catch your attention.

4. Four cakes, twenty-five cupcakes and five hundred ninety homemade lunches – I don't give a damn if you didn't eat any of that.

5. A necklace. You took my dead grandmother's silver necklace with a sapphire blue pendant and palisading purple rhinestones, which she received from my dead grandfather when he first met her seventy years ago to throw at a bird because you ran out of kunai. Seriously. That's something Naruto would do.

6. A hairbrush. Okay, I know you and Naruto were just kidding when we went camping, but using it to brush a wild fox isn't funny when you're the owner of said brush.

7. Sixteen hair clips, because I tried to look nice for you, but ended up losing them during training.

8. I would also like six hundred and forty-eight kunai for all the nights you called me a weak, annoying girl, forcing me to push myself over the edge and train night and day.

9. A new radio, since I broke mine after you left the village (leaving me on a bench, A BENCH) and some depressing, sappy song came up. So I broke it.

10. Four birthday wishes, one for every year you were gone and I wished you would someday come back home.

11, A new pillow. My old one is covered in mascara because you told me to "get the hell out, bit--", followed by a list of other colourful words on the night I tried to heal your wounds.

12. An apology. You acted as if everything was normal the week after that night, acting like BFFs with Naruto and yet again, excluding me from everything.

13. Two bags of Hershey's Kisses, a tub of Hagen Daz vanilla ice cream, a gift card from the movie rental place and maybe a cozy blanket. (Do you have to ask why?)

14. And because you broke mine, you owe me a heart.

– Sakura Haruno.

A/N: There will be a sequel. I have two planned out, just deciding which one to use. :)

I might actually decide to post both versions up, actually..It all depends on the reviews I get for this though. -wink wink

Edit: Sequel's up guys. Called "the Receipt".

Thanks so much for the reviews!