InsaneWolf(Wolfie): Merry Christmas everybody and welcome to my Not-So-Hilarious Talkshow! Rukia111 and Hikari-chan actually inspired me so I hope you don't mind if I do one myself. In this talk show you can ask, dare and order your favorite characters from Shugo Chara! And now I'll introduce you t-
Ikuto: * pokes head out *Is it time yet?
Wolfie: *whacks Ikuto's head * Iku-pon! I told you to come out after I have said your name!
Ikuto: I thought you said I had to come out after five minutes. So I waited and then I asked the others what's the time and nobody had a watch so-
Wolfie: *hits him again * Stop with the excuses!
Ikuto: * rubs head* you're mean Wolfie…
Amu: *walks next to Ikuto * Ikuto's right Wolfie. You are mean.
Wolfie: * looks hurt for two seconds but then smiles evilly* Amu?
Amu: Yeah?
Wolfie: Can I remind you that you're neither the main character nor the author of the story? You have no right to say that I'm mean. And Iku-pon's my pet too so he actually can't say it either. Anyways the point is that your opinion doesn't matter here.
Nagi/Kuukai: She does have a point. After all most of the girls love us?
Amu: * walks into the crying corner *
Iku-pon: My cute little Amu! *Walks also into the crying corner *
Wolfie: * evil smile disappears and a cute little smile appears* So now I'll introduce you the characters.
First in the crying booth are Amu who falls in love with every boy she sees and Iku-pon my pet! * Amu turns into stone and cracks and Ikuto smiles (He likes attention) *
Secondly Nagihiko and Kuukai who are loved the most in talkshows! * Kuukai has a grin on his face and Nagihiko smiles his typical smile.*
And now say hi to Tadase, Utau, Kairi, Yaya and the shugo charas ! * Utau smiles, Kairi seems embarrassed, Tadase is in his little happy world and the charas are as noisy as ever.)
Wolfie: So now that I have introduced everyone let's begin with the dares!
Rima: What about me? You forgot to introduce me!
Wolfie: * sigh * I hoped she wouldn't notice it…Fine and last and the least funny character Rima. Hooray… So on with the dares! *shoves Rima into a closet before she can say anything
* everbody is like O-o *
Ikuto: But you don't have any dares yet!
Wolfie: * takes out paper * Iku-pon you underestimated me. I have prepared a few dares especially for you.
Ikuto: I have a bad feeling about this.
Wolfie: Iku-pon I'm not gonna hurt you. Why should I?
Ikuto: Scratch that. I have a very bad feeling about this.
Wolfie: Okay because Iku-pon is so scared then I'm gonna start with torturi- I mean daring Amu.
Amu: What?!
Wolfie: Yes, now take this: *hands playboy bunny costume * put it on, take Nagihiko with you and try to make people read this talkshow. Understand?
Amu: * crying but wearing the costume * Yes.
Wolfie: Now that Amu and Nagihiko are out of the picture then why don't we continue with Utau.
Utau: Sure fine by me.
Wolfie: What? You're not scared?
Utau: Nope, go ahead. Torture me or something. Make me do something weird. I could care less.
Wolfie: * growls* Fine! If you are like that then I won't torture you!
Utau's mind: Yes! The plan worked perfect
Wolfie: * snaps fingers* Ikuto! Come here and salute!
Ikuto: Yes Ma'am! * salutes*
Tadase: I thought he was scared of you? Normally Ikuto-nii would try to run for his life.
Wolfie: *pats Ikuto * He's brainwashed...like all of you.
Tadase: * sweat drop * Excuse me?
Wolfie: * making Ikuto run 200 laps around the house * Yes I brainwashed all of you. If you weren't then you would have escaped all ready right? But thanks to my brainwashing skills you can't escape. Now Tadagay please build me a new studio. Yaya can build me a new house with a pool and everything on the list * hands list to Yaya* and Kairi should buy me a juice. Kuukai why don't you join Ikuto? The other ones should help Tadagay. *snaps fingers and everyone obeys. *
After a couple of hours later.
Yaya: Wolfie-sama I have completed the house. *shows her a house which is made of candy *
Wolfie: You did it wrong!
The others arrive with a candy studio. *
Wolfie: You all did it wrong! What do I do with brainwashed idiots who can't even build a studio?
Ikuto: Wolfie-sama you should release them.
Wolfie: Fine. Seems like I have to wait for smarter people to brainwash. *snaps and everyone comes to their senses *
Wolfie: So it seems like or talk show has come to an end! So
Ikuto: Read!
Nagihiko: Review!
Kuukai: And Wait for InsaneWolf's Not-So-Hilarious talkshow!