There was a thick tension in the room as the small pixie-like vampire explained the depth of the situation at hand. Jacob couldn't stop from the convulsing his body was doing as he thought of how the girl he "loved" could die if she went after Edward.

"They'll kill you, Bell--" he was cut off from his sentence when all three directed their attention to the red haired girl with the black fringe in her emo bangs came into the room. She seemed oblivious to everyone else as she plopped in Charlie's favorite spot and turned on the television. The screen gave her deadly pale skin a dull bluish glow.

"Who are you?" Bella asked the question on everyone's mind and watched as the girl shifted her body to face Isabella while still manage to watch the television.

"Uhh... you're sister?" she replied dully, as her light green eyes looked up into Bella's chocolate brown eyes.

"W-what? I don't have a sister?"

"Yeah, you do, but no one notices. I'm just ninja like that."

"If you're my sister then where have you been living?"

"The basement, duh. It's like a bomb shelter down there."

Alice sniffed the air that surround the thin red head and nearly gasped in surprise. This gasping was for two reasons. Firstly, this girl's outfit of rainbow plaid shirt and blue skinny jeans were "to die for" and secondly...

"Why don't you have a scent?" she asked, curiosity enveloping her entire voice.

"I'm just awesome like that. You're the one that sees the future, right? 'Eddie' is the mind reader?"

Everyone in the room gasped as they watched the girl, who had to be at least twenty, casually turn her gaze back to an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond that was playing on the television.

"H-how do you know that!?" Jacob exclaimed as he took a step forward. The girl chuckled as she continued to keep her gaze on the show.

"Relax, wolfy. I hear things when I go up from the basement," her voice had a bit of malice to it as she continued, "It's gotta suck for you Jakey since I've seen how dependent Bella is on others. It's kind of sick how she was in deadly 'love' with Eddie and then when he leaves, she attached to you while waiting for vampy to come back. I remember one night when I went to use the bathroom by your room I heard those guys. They were all like 'OH YES! OH YES! HARDER! HARDER! AHHH! THAT'S MY SPOT! BITE ME HARD, YOU SEXY MONSTER! OH YES! DRINK ME, BITCH! TASTE MY O POSITIVE SEXINESS! HARDER, YOU COLD PIECE OF CORPSE!'"

The girl's fake impressions of moans and orgasms sent different reactions across the room as the girl continued. Bella's face was practically blood red as the blush consumed her entire face and neck. Jacob was violently shaking from an enormous amount of rage pouring through his viens, yet oddly turned on by the stranger's performance. Alice was not surprised in the least since she had seen this all before in one of her old visions.

"I'm surprised in you, Bella. If I had known you were into the hard core type sex, I could have let you borrow my chains and whips!" the girl exclaimed with a giggle as she turned to face Jacob. She looked at his eyebrows in attempts to make it look as though she was making eye contact with him, but for Jake, he got one look in her eyes that could last him his lifetime. He, unfortunately, imprinted. "Hey, Wolfy, if you're into the dominatrix crap then I got some stuff you could borrow also!"

"Uhmmm..." Jacob was dumbstruck as he watched her direct her attention back to the television. Oh how he wished there was a marvelous scent to her that he could use to give this author something more to write in this paragraph!

"Hey, my brother is going to die soon... Shouldn't we be going... like, now?" Alice asked as she finally remember the danger for her family.

"Oh..." Bella mumbled as she waited for Jacob's reaction, but got none in return, "Jacob, I'm sorry, but I have to go. Edward needs me. I need him. Yes, I understand this will be hard for you, but I have to save him."

"Yeah, sure. Whatever," he mumbled as his eyes never left the stranger's body. Blame the harmones of an adolesent shapeshifter.

"Okay then?" she questioned as she looked over to the person who ruined the seriousness of the situation at hand, "Nice meeting you,...?"

"Name's Enola. Way to be a good sister," the girl lifelessly said as her gaze never left the program on the "big glowing box", "Don't worry though. I'm moving out next week."

"Uhmm... Okay?"

With that, Bella and Alice raced to Italy in a "captivating" race against time, which they successfully got to Edward in time before he could end his ongoing immortal life and left the Volturi after a series long drawn out speeches that revealed more to the plot.

Meanwhile in the living room of the Swan residence...

"Mind if I sit here?" Jacob asked five minutes after the two lifesaver girls left the house.

Enola didn't respond since she had no means for listening to the tall, tan fellow before her. He, of course, took this as playing hard to get and sat done beside her. Silence soon commenced as the show According to Jim played after the one she was watching before. Jacob found the girl's laughter to be almost magical, making him want to just be closer to her. With casual stealth, he wrapped his arms around her shoulders.

"Don't touch me."

Ahhh, the beginnings of a beautiful relationship.